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Welch: Kristi Noem is allegedly banging Lewandowski on a jet, while Big Titty Bryon is just sent to a basement somewhere on OF. And he doesn’t even have good cross-dressing clothes because he has to wear hers.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 12m

“All The President’s Men” came out two years after Nixon resigned. Over TEN YEARS since Beelzebub came down the escalator, and “courageous Hollywood” has yet to pinch out an oeuvre.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 1h

Was Elon involved in this one?

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 4h

It accepts letters, packages, and one very specific kind of complaint.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 3h

Duping the Rubes is like shooting fish in a barrel

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God @thegodshow.com · 5h

Trump could hand me a check for a billion dollars and I’d still vote against him. I don’t understand why so many Americans are happy to be bribed. Don’t you have any pride?

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 5h

Brennan has proved to be a colossal impotent meat puppet

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Sandy Netherton @sandynetherton.bsky.social · 15h

Donald is such a liar. The name fits.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 5h

… I want to see the entire family-Junior, Barton, Kushner, Big Larry, Princess, Melanoma, Gums, etc- all perp walked in orange jumpsuits

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 6h

Really? Had she ever worked in that capacity or did she get it “on the job “?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

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Proud Grandpa (2x)! @jhaven1974.bsky.social · 6h

Trump is releasing our Strategic Oil Reserves to try to keep the price of gas from shooting through the roof and is asking all of our allies to do the same before our mid-term elections. That's a temp fix, and the US reserves are already down to 38%. It's likely going to get more expensive.

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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ken Paxton has taken over 275 out-of-state trips since taking office. Texans have spent $1.9 million in taxpayer funds on his luxury vacations.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 22h

The Nike leather Cortez has been the official shoe of Chicago South Suburban ethnic white guys for over 50 years. Further guarantee that he used to wear them with striped tube socks in the 70’s and early ‘80’s.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

CLOSETED Ranger Tom check his Grindr account!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I remember catching the school bus in pitch black

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Always focused on the big picture, a fucking STABLE GENIUS!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

RUN THROUGH THE TAPE! DO NOT BRING ON THE MALOCCHIO, QUIT CELEBRATING!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When, Mark, today? Because Trump is befouling a football game in Mississippi I thought? Had Harris led a group while Biden was somewhere, the MAGA-sphere would be apoplectic …

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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Democrats better act exactly like the GOP would once the midterms are over, no more decency, no more following the “rules”. They don’t deserve it!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

… my parents were ten years apart. My brother and I had 25 years of caretaking. Now we are old.

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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Where is asshole Jake Tapper on this one?

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

… but WHO didn’t know it was BULLSHIT from the git-go? Honestly, if you say you were fooled, you are an idiot to begin with!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

… was afraid of this too. No, Joe, you move OUR WAY!

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With a 90% degree of certainty, the person who leaked the Dobbs decision to WSJ is the same person who routinely appears in the WSJ editorial pages, namely, Samuel Alito.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Damn it! Well, he’s not getting my vote now!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Generals and Admirals need to initiate Valkyrie.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Senior? Yes Wonderful? That ship sailed in my late 20’s!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tilts INTO RED TERRITORY is the opposite of what the article and reality are?

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are a lot of Trump officials who need to be impeached, but Russell Vought -- the quarterback of all the Project 2025 fuckery and a central player in the administration's overreach -- really needs to be at the top of the list.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A whole $100!! Oh boy, I can buy a pound of coffee!

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A $250,000 donation to a pro-Ken Paxton super PAC came from a businessman whose dad got pardoned by Trump — and who used a fake name and rented mailbox on the donation record.

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Who was behind a $250K mystery donation to super PAC backing Ken Paxton?

The Texas Senate hopeful has ties to the donor’s family going back decades.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

fuck off, bot “IN MY OPINION”

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Melania fucked Ghislaine Maxwell AND Epstein before Trump did!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Corporate-speak gibberish in reality meaning; “Newt and Elon will be handling the assignment to FUBAR every aspect of our Armef Forces”

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Loving that the Rubes are FINALLY realizing that Orange Xerxes is a lying anti-Christ, but for FFS it is so tough for me to NOT scream that SOME of us saw this 12 fucking years ago! I’m happy to see it, welcome all, but I can never look at y’all as a serious person. How to you folks feel about it?

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