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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 1h

… whatever he meant last night, today his attempt to clean it up was to turn it into a schoolyard taunt, a kind-of “I’d like to see you try it”, or if you are of a certain age:

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 1h

“Broadsword, calling Danny Boy …”

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

… and Susie Wiles may want to do something with that hair …

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Cheap fabric and dim lighting … that’s how you move merchandise!”

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

DO NOT LET SLIMY FRAUD KENNEDY OFF THE HOOK! SHAMELESS BUFFOON!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If Hegseth was your kid’s T-ball coach and you did not immediately pull him out, you would be guilty of child abuse. A lunatic is our Sec Def.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Distinguished Senator Kennedy (R-Bumblefuck) in a swift opportunistic move, helping hold Schmitthead’s school project up seconds before getting splashed by Schmitt puking on his own Florsheims. Kennedy with a public ruined orgasm for the ages!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gaetz version of John Kennedy holding the poster

Sen. Kornpone Kennedy (R-Dogpatch) seconds before getting hit by Schmitt puking on his own shoes

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Special credit for pompous blowhard Sen. John Kennedy for jumping to the aid of lying, incompetent asshole Sen. Schmitt of MO when he gleefully held the posterboard of Schmitt’s ill-conceived stunt only to be splashed by the puke on Schmitt’s shoes …

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nancy is a team player-any team, any player. Remember her scarlet letter?

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

… hey, hey now! She knows a lot about A-ONE!

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

… everyone is a genius at the start of year 2. Be careful with the fanboying…

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mine goes here, and to his perfecto that was stolen …

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

… she’s gone and nothing could be done …

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

… he knew the boots would some day come into play

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

… you can’t exclude Starbuck and this magnificent bastard, Bo Wagner and his World-Class jumpsuit

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“May live to 200!” - Doc Ronny

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

… she got WORSE after she got the new fun bags a few years ago … remember, she debuted them by sporting the scarlet letter?

Nancy Mace unveils new cans by spirting scarlet letter shirt.

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

… I was at this show in 1979, and actually felt sorry for Eddie Money when he had to go on AFTER Molly Hatchet, then Thin Lizzy had ripped the bark off. Remember, this was less than a month after Disco Demolition in the very same venue! The crowd WAS NOT in the mood for him OR Journey!

August 5 1979 concert at now demolished Chicago Comiskey Park

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aka Uncle Cracker @unclecracker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

… did you see what I did yesterday?

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