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Mrs Uncle Clit

@uncleclit.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Clitoris | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Just a girl from Chigatroit

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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Hey can I get a little help with bus and grocery money so I can get to work and eat for a week or so until my first paycheck? $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
What the fuck was that
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Heavy is the tiddy that carries the uh.. Boob
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
THERE ARE SO MANY RECENTLY :(
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
www.reuters.com/investigates...
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@techconnectify.bsky.social thank you for finally answering the question I've had rattling around in my head since I was a toddler, "what are these small VHS tapes for and what was that small Sony recorder my mom had???" I yelled at the TV when I saw you pull that thing out
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It's perfect and to the point
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
4:20 spotted in the new Technology Connections video
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
He would buy many cans of wet food and a bigass cat tower
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Now THIS is art
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Getting blackout drunk be like
A cigarette pack that says "where am I? Oh look.. A cigarette (misspelled)" and then some other stuff
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is Doofy, he's extra floofy
The young man, Doofy, laying on my bed enjoying the sunlight
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I keep accidentally liking vore posts in here because I just see art and want to hit like to be supportive of the artist but then I realize it's vore and I'm like oh okay I guess lmao
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hey we're at 45/200 so far for rent! Any reposts or donations no matter how big or small help immensely! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp
A mildly distressed looking cat with the text "the only hoe I get is a hoe lotta pain"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hey I need help with getting my rent finished, I need $200 altogether. Anything helps no matter how big or small. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My Cat, Doofy, laying on the bed looking like a handsome gentleman
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I want cigarettes that make you have superpowers
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@aoc.bsky.social get your shit together, grow up, and buy a bigass red hat with a matching trenchcoat. This is your chance
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
go get em boys
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Here try this
A guy hiding in a hit of baby possum and handing it to you
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@janefonda.com hey, I've tried to find an answer online but I can't find any info on this. I'm doing your workouts with my wife and in your Low Impact Aerobics video there's this one guy in an orange hat who shows up at the beginning looking super lost. What's up with that? I'm really curious lol
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Girthy women in your area want their dicks SUCKED
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"yeah I just reeeeeaaaaaalllllyyy fucking love UPS. What can Brown do for me? A lot, man.. A lot"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I didn't know proshipper meant problematic shipper for the longest time, I just thought it was someone who wrote fanfic professionally and didn't understand why people hate those people
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This is like 85.675% of this app
Mark Zuckerberg with the text "how In God's name did you Know I'm a bottom"
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 29/07/2025
Please watch this 💜 and when you’re done crying, please share my Palestinian friends’ GFMs in the replies
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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 29/07/2025
Israel isn’t just gunning down Palestinians in bread lines—snipers now target families waiting for WATER. Dehydration or bullets: that’s the “choice.” mondoweiss.net/2025/07/isra...
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Israel isn’t just killing Palestinians seeking food aid. It’s killing people waiting in line for water, too.
On Sunday, Israel bombed a water distribution point in the central Gaza Strip, as dozens of civilians, mostly women and children, waited in line for water. Twelve people were killed, eight of them…
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Reposting so a girl can hopefully get some assistance
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You know it would makes sense and they have a song for it already
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Mind if a white girl speaks a little Strapanese
A cowboy emoji with straps and a croc
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I just hope 5 is set on the west coast or Ohio
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Reposting my wishlist in case anyone wants to help me with some food or anything
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
(and technically 4 with the Enclave storyline being added in the next Gen update) I haven't played 76 and I'm not sure what's Canon from it and what isn't lol
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
How about a lobotomy rave in Israel next
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
110° outside and my wife is wrapped up in a blanket on the bed
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
:( I am sending the virtual hugs
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
WHERE IS THE COCK
Marty from Penguins of Madagascar looking insane as shit
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Took me like two seconds to realize that's not the X-01
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You are wrong
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Gently caressing your asshole with a Playstation 5 controller
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Can we collectively agree that not everyone calls it gooning and that there's a difference between gooning and jerking off??
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Inventing a vape that calls you slurs when you use it
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
💙💛MUTUAL AID POST❤️❤️ Hey I'm posting my Amazon wishlist in a comment below if anyone wants to help out! I really appreciate anything ordered for me. Everything on the list is a huge help for quality of life improvement for a disabled me or to help me feed my cats
My cat Doofy laying on a blanket by the window
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Can you fucking lying sacks of shit stop tagging me?? you're not from Gaza. Fuck you
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Elon fantasizes about being an immortal rapist
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🌭HOT DOG RULES🌭
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This both horrifies and vexes me
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It's that little thingy at the top of the pussy
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