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Mrs Uncle Clit

@uncleclit.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Clitoris | 29 | use any pronouns for me | Just a girl from Chigatroit

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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Getting blackout drunk be like
A cigarette pack that says "where am I? Oh look.. A cigarette (misspelled)" and then some other stuff
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is Doofy, he's extra floofy
The young man, Doofy, laying on my bed enjoying the sunlight
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hey we're at 45/200 so far for rent! Any reposts or donations no matter how big or small help immensely! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp
A mildly distressed looking cat with the text "the only hoe I get is a hoe lotta pain"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hey I need help with getting my rent finished, I need $200 altogether. Anything helps no matter how big or small. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My Cat, Doofy, laying on the bed looking like a handsome gentleman
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Here try this
A guy hiding in a hit of baby possum and handing it to you
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This is like 85.675% of this app
Mark Zuckerberg with the text "how In God's name did you Know I'm a bottom"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Mind if a white girl speaks a little Strapanese
A cowboy emoji with straps and a croc
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
WHERE IS THE COCK
Marty from Penguins of Madagascar looking insane as shit
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
💙💛MUTUAL AID POST❤️❤️ Hey I'm posting my Amazon wishlist in a comment below if anyone wants to help out! I really appreciate anything ordered for me. Everything on the list is a huge help for quality of life improvement for a disabled me or to help me feed my cats
My cat Doofy laying on a blanket by the window
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey can I get some help getting this cat food ordered for my two cats please $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Check out my labubussy
A small mint green knockoff Labubu Keychain in a clear plastic bag
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
😭MUTUAL AID POST😭 It's going to cost me $1751 to get my water pump replaced in my car (labor Included) if anyone can donate or at least repost so someone who can donate sees this, I'd really appreciate it! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal DM for venmo
The total for getting my car fixed at $1751.63My cute little black cat Rosaline

She wants the car fixed so i can stay working and keep her fed
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
😥😥MUTUAL AID POST😥😥 My car broke down and I finally got saved enough to pay for the diagnosis. I need $1751.63 altogether to get my car fixed so I can get back to working and being able to afford groceries! Please repost or donate if you can! Every penny helps immensely! Thank you in advance!!
The bill for my thermostat, waterpump, and timing belt to be replaced totaling $1751.63
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Good morning
An image of Nikola Tesla with the quote "I saw my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
9036-9137-2888-9015
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Could anyone please help a girl out with getting a bag of cat litter? I need $35. $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My little black cat, she just got spayed so she has gorilla belly for right now
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Which one is the top
An image of the veggie tales vegetable guys (who's names I do not know. Larry and someone?? Tomato Steve we'll call him today) with the caption "God made you.. Submissive and breedable"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Since account is blowing up, I might as well ask if anyone can donate to help me not get evicted because I had to get my cat spayed yesterday after my car broke down! I'm 240 short for rent and every penny or repost helps! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
A small black cat on a (I vacuumed it after this) dirty carpet lol
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
💜MUTUAL AID POST💜 Hey I have until tomorrow to finish collecting the money I need to get my cat spayed. I was doing doordash but my car died. I have a ride to the spay appointment, I'm only at 50/250 needed! Any donations or reposts are greatly appreciated! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
A small black cat sitting on a TV stand
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
💜MUTUAL AID POST💜 I have three days to finish collecting the money I nerd to get my cat spayed. My car died and I can't work without it. I'm at $25/250 needed for the appointment. Please repost or donate if you can! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My black cat Rosaline sitting octopus style
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Reposting until we meet goal! I'm at 25/250 needed to get my cat spayed! Car is toast for now so we're just gonna focus on getting my cat fixed, she has her spay appointment in 5 days on the 10th. Please repost or donate if you can!
My little black kitten Rosaline
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My car shit the bed and I have to get my cat spayed in 7 days. If anyone can help repost this or donate please it would be highly appreciated. A new radiator is going to cost me at least 100 to buy and my cat is 250 to get spayed $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
My keys precariously placed in the ignition while I wait for a tow truck to arrive. There is a blue door grabber thingy and a digipet attached to the key
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Please enjoy the beasts
A large tabby cat and a small black kitten on my bed
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nah, that's not your ex husband. That's someone I know very dearly
Shitlips telling lies again
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Do it, pussy. You deserve it
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Eugenics Ghost Kari everyone.. I can't believe I thought she was a good person for even a moment lmao what a trash cunt piece of dogshit excuse for a human being. Get fucked, hammerbait
Space ghost Kari being a gigantic cunt as usual Space ghost Kari suggesting that eugenics is the solution to being sick or having a compromised immune system
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hey I need some mutual aid to help get my kitten spayed! She's almost a year old and I have her appointment in two months. We're at 50/458 and I'm doordashing to try to save up but bills are heavy and doordash is slow lately. Please repost or donate if you can! $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp
A small black cat on a treadmill head
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hey guys y'all mind if I just
An image of a bearded dragon wearing a cowboy hat while riding a horse
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Asmongold when you suggest he scrapes up the remnants of his mother off of the floor instead of using it as an alarm clock years after she's passed
Asmongold very unmenacingly holding a machete he uses to scrape dead animals off of his floors and walls once per decade
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hey doordash has been slow and Rosaline's spay visit is coming up in two months. I'm looking for some mutual aid to help me get her taken care of, it's $458 to get her spayed. Any and all donations help so much and are super appreciated! Please repost $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
A small black cat, still a kitten, rolled over on her back with toe beans visible. She's the goodest girl
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hey so you're stupid but check this shit out instead
DICK VASE! IT'S A DICK VASE MOTHERFUCKER!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELL YEEEAAAHH!! ITS GOT A HANDLE AND A BIG RED TIP AND SOME FLORAL DESIGNERY
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Good morning bluesky LETS WAKE UP AND POST
CLINK! A TOAST! TWO RATS ARE BEING CLINKED TOGETHER LIKE WINE GLASSES
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hey Canadians, is this right
My very accurately labeled Canada map
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Good morning! Doordash has been dogshit and I really want to pay my guitar off soon. Does anyone wanna help a nonbinary bean out with getting it paid off so I can play again soon? I have 20/200 put down so far $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Anthony Fantano's twink arc was wild
Anthony Fantano
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Man, fuck this stupid asshole entirely. Lol yeah let's encourage suicide and double down on it. Cunt.
Kari space ghost making a tweet encouraging suicide again.
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Me when my wife
A very "oh fuck" wile E coyote with the text "me" on him and a big boulder with the text "a dump truck ass" about to fall on he head
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This may be one of the best energy drink flavors I've ever tried
Me holding a can of Welch's Grape flavored Ghost Energy drink
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Good morning
Tiffany finger learns how her pussy works at age (?????)
I'm not alt texting all that
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
We used to be a proper country
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I need ten of these
A white hat that says AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I only need 265 to pay my prior taxes and then I can get my license renewed. I'm going to deliver for doordash to save up but if anyone wants to donate to help speed the process up and prevent me from driving illegally for now, I'd really appreciate it lol $AlisonChameleon on c-shapp and paypal
Part of a comic from Rawdog Comics, the dog is saying "Bro, what???" which was my fucking reaction when the dmv told me to pay more taxes
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Just turned a spam groupchat request on Twitter into a Crocs groupchat instead
I can't even zoom in to read all of this so can someone else alt text this for me please and thank you
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Aww was it something I said? Libertarians sure love backing down immediately. I should make an alt so I can really bother them lol
A screenshot of the "uh oh you've been blocked" screen lmao
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Recession indicator
A very scene George Costanza with the text "this was supposed to be the rawring 20s"
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Good morning please enjoy the furniture inspector
My black cat Rosaline simultaneously standing and laying on a Costco stepstool chair thingy
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Grummz
International breastmilk thief Mark Kern aka Grummz is about to make a move to steal more breastmilk in this image
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
MOM WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
A car that said MR CHICKEN fried chicken and barbecue
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