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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Keep thinking about the ATT employee who said “awesome sauce” to me 4 times on a 18 minute phone call.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Just finished the 3rd Mistborn book and I am an absolute puddle. My head is spinning but I think ultimately the right thing happened

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

When I was signing up for att home internet, the guy said “awesome sauce” 4 times on the call and I almost switched to Comcast because of it

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I still can’t believe cinnamon is essentially tree bark

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

About to Defy Gravity in a way that nobody’s ever seen

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Best books I’ve read this year. 1. Shantaram 2. The River of Doubt (teddy Rosevelt) 3. Cerulean chronicles (both) 4. ACOTAR series 5. The Song of Achilles

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I just might use this app to live skeet my thoughts on these fuckin books. Nobody else wants to hear about them IRL so I’m gonna let it rip on you book hoes.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Because im reading Mistborn, im constantly looking for stuff i could use. Saw some tin metal sheets today and almost came

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I have a take for you: Hersey kisses are dog shit by themselves. Put it on a cookie like someone with a developed palate or keep them.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

If you’re going to pillage like a Viking, do it the right way… it Sicily. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Starting the Mistborn series today. There’s no way I remember all these character names but we are gonna put on our brave faces and try

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

So excited to only watch RedZone instead of those dastardly Jaguars

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

The fact that I just learned how delicious octopus is might be the single biggest travesty of my life. Those tentacled mother fuckers are delicious (no offense to the super smart ones who can open up jars and shit)!

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Are you allowed to skeet if you’ve had a few whiskeys?

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There should be a way to block all political content

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Forgot we had a toe nail speed-painting competition so I thought my toes were bloody as hell and that I’d get it trouble for ruining the sheets. My compliments to the artist

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The cold mornings are when the bidet wakes you up faster than coffee.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

People forget many animal groups thrived on Pangaea, including insects, synapsids, and dinosaurs. The Permian-Triassic extinction event, which occurred around 252 million years ago, caused the extinction of 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species. Incredible

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It’s still worth a conversation

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

just found a baby in a locked car and I'm trying to smash the windows open to save it, but the lady inside keeps honking the horn and screaming at me to go away- this is why there's no good samaritans anymore

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Starting my first Brandon Sanderson book today. I’m a little nervous because I STINK at pronouncing and remembering weird ass names. Pray with me, Forest. Pray with me.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Thinkin bout Pangea and how much awareness there’d be for causes if people walked across that bad boy.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19/11/2024

"The chair recognizes the gentleman from Flavor Country."

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Everyone in football except the Jaguars know Doug Pederson should be gone.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I need some good, funny starter packs. Any recommendations?

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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Currently listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook and for those who enjoyed Ready Player One… this tickles the same part of the brain.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It feels so late at 6pm in Chicago that I thought this was Sunday night football. Day light savings is outrageous

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Being a Jaguars fan is the worst

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

False start after a timeout lol

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is exactly how I wanted it to go. Keep going, Lions. I need a 50 burger on our heads

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Biggest BlueSky issue for me… I have no idea who to follow on this bad boy. Feels like using Reddit for the first time. Guess I gotta drop some sexy pics to get the juices flowin

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Excited for the Jaguars to get absolutely throttled today!

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I wish my ass looked like Mike Tyson’s ☹️

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

That was the worst fight I’ve ever seen. An absolute abomination to the lord

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

The first time peeing after you’ve had a few beers is so much fun. It’s an insane about of piss.

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It’s hard to imagine but the supercontinent Pangea was about 30% of Earth's surface, or approximately 57.5 million square miles! Whoa.

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madebytim @timmcgugan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

this place is officially influencing my reading choices @jasonkirk.fyi @unclechaps.bsky.social

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

My kid just asked me to drop them off about 3 blocks away from where they were meeting up with friends. “I wanna stunt on them that I can just show up without my parents.” Weird flex but ok

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