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Uncle Chaps

@unclechaps.bsky.social
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Blogger for Barstool Sports, Marine, Host of Zero Blog 30 and Drop A Pin podcasts. Gussy Boy From Heaven Above and Baby Dale Woohoo’s dad. Sex haver (thousands of times). Pangea admirer

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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Embarrassing really
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Troubleshooting is the worst
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Keep thinking about the ATT employee who said “awesome sauce” to me 4 times on a 18 minute phone call.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just finished the 3rd Mistborn book and I am an absolute puddle. My head is spinning but I think ultimately the right thing happened
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
When I was signing up for att home internet, the guy said “awesome sauce” 4 times on the call and I almost switched to Comcast because of it
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I still can’t believe cinnamon is essentially tree bark
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
2/3 through the 2nd one and I’m feeling very emotional
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Just finished the first one. My goodness. That was unbelievably good
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Same. It feels worse this time
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
About to Defy Gravity in a way that nobody’s ever seen
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Horny for turkey
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Yep I have. Jason is great
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Best books I’ve read this year. 1. Shantaram 2. The River of Doubt (teddy Rosevelt) 3. Cerulean chronicles (both) 4. ACOTAR series 5. The Song of Achilles
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’ve been listening while following along and it’s been great. Total immersion in the book without distraction
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I just might use this app to live skeet my thoughts on these fuckin books. Nobody else wants to hear about them IRL so I’m gonna let it rip on you book hoes.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Because im reading Mistborn, im constantly looking for stuff i could use. Saw some tin metal sheets today and almost came
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’d pull the paper tag from his cold, dead spin.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I think you’re talking about Dungeon Crawler Carl. It’s really fun though. Do an audiobook/kindle combo. The character voices are crazy
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
35% through the first one. Elite character and world building.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I have a take for you: Hersey kisses are dog shit by themselves. Put it on a cookie like someone with a developed palate or keep them.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you’re going to pillage like a Viking, do it the right way… it Sicily. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Starting the Mistborn series today. There’s no way I remember all these character names but we are gonna put on our brave faces and try
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So excited to only watch RedZone instead of those dastardly Jaguars
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m going on Monday. I’ve seen it twice on broadway and it’s my daughter and my go to sing along on a road trip
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I fuckin love deviled eggs
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The fact that I just learned how delicious octopus is might be the single biggest travesty of my life. Those tentacled mother fuckers are delicious (no offense to the super smart ones who can open up jars and shit)!
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Are you allowed to skeet if you’ve had a few whiskeys?
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh yeah dude. Keep going. It’s just getting started.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yeah. I loved it. How far are you into it?
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Incredibly predictable. Jumping in to his YA stuff was a mistake. Nearly the same plot as Fourth Wing. Dragons > nearly sentient space planes
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve heard that’s great. Mistborn is just so long. I finished the count of monte cristo like 4 months ago and I still can’t stomach another 1200 page book yet. Keep it under 600 and I’m fine.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I just finished Skyward and it might have been the most predictable book I’ve ever read. It’s YA though (which I like) but maybe not his wheelhouse
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
There should be a way to block all political content
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Love that. I’m halfway through. It’s good but YA for sure.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Should have had the #NSFW tag. My b
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Forgot we had a toe nail speed-painting competition so I thought my toes were bloody as hell and that I’d get it trouble for ruining the sheets. My compliments to the artist
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The cold mornings are when the bidet wakes you up faster than coffee.
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Love it! linktr.ee/DropAPinShow
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Kinda
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@rapsheet1.bsky.social I promise no funny business
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
NY its Bren and SLC is Lisa by a mile
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
People forget many animal groups thrived on Pangaea, including insects, synapsids, and dinosaurs. The Permian-Triassic extinction event, which occurred around 252 million years ago, caused the extinction of 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species. Incredible
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
🤔 hmmm? Nope. I think they are what brings us together
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Uncle Chaps @unclechaps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Keeping the fans. This rebuild is worse than the ones in the past because of expectations. Now we start over again but this time without boatloads of cap space.
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