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Coco the Nerd

@coccoside.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.1K following 4.2K posts

Middle aged BLACK nerdy executive. Fintech/Finance Mom of two! I’m fighting for their future. Liberal and no we can’t agree to disagree! (Also I apparently need a suntan)

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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you ever are curious who writes those letters on behalf of rapists for more lenient judgments, let me present exhibit A. Just say that if your friends rape people you will still be friends. And leave the victim out of it because you absolutely don’t give a fuck about them.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no nuance in you shouldn’t have sex with a very intoxicated drugged out woman you don’t know and only know about because your frat bro sent you a Snapchat that said “Free pussy” and when you got there she pushed you away.
Rape apologist.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Argue everyone else should pay taxes except me and only me. Refuse to explain why.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not even kidding when I say a bunch of them use to be my neighbors. They were all nice. The crazy ones according to neighborhood lore lived in my house until we bought it. Half the neighbors hated them, the other half said they threw amazing parties.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a former NY transplant, if someone is calling you a transplant you most likely are engaging in transplant behavior. That said it’s also annoying when NYers move somewhere else and then spend all their time complaining it’s not exactly like NY.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Berkeley school system has mostly solved this problem by making all the schools equal and doing a lottery. It means sometimes you have to go further than you wanted but there are no bad elementary schools. All the schools are diverse.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OMG that evil man is still alive.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The lynch mob and doxxing against the lone Black juror who didn’t vote to let the lady who killed three kids off on insanity is further proof racism doesn’t reside in one party.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had just moved to Manhattan two days before 9/11 and I disagree with this. It was HORRIBLE. We all walked around in a crime scene and graveyard. We slowly walked around realizing the missing poster were people never coming back.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I use to swim very early morning at a club with a fancy hotel attached and got a lot of serious zero body fat straight men on business trips that would swim in lanes next to me. And about 75% would quit in a huffy after the middle aged slightly chubby Black lady lapped them AGAIN.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have reached a new era of parenting. Grounding your child over text and they gave it a thumbs down emoji. I’m both annoyed and amused.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is literally why we won’t be having any revolutions because people can’t give up things…and it’s always dumb stuff that have 12 better versions.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had a chance to go to Dollywood last summer with my son and also to see her exhibit at Country Hall Music Hall of Fame. She was a true role model and she will be missed.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every woman who decided not to circumcise their kid because they just didn’t feel like it and was on a mommy board just chuckled. Good luck!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The UConn documentary is excellent! And this isn’t the point but whoever did these women’s makeup… chefs kiss. It’s refreshing to see women age gracefully and beautifully.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You all are looking at the wrong enemy! It is not the spreadsheet people. It’s the PowerPoint people.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp. I believe in you. Don’t let a man’s third wife/honeypot stand between you and bunny boiler love.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I believe in violence and if my son did this he wouldn’t be able to sit for a week and if you did this to my daughter…to quote the Philly hero… let's see if you can fight
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s Cal move in day for anyone that might be relevant for. #GoBears
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t care if you read smut. I also think some of you need to stop bragging about how many books you read when the reading comprehension level of said books is below elementary school level.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Random story but I wrote my college thesis on cookies (first generation) 25 years ago. And my argument was that they were a huge breach of privacy. My college professor told me he thought my thesis was slightly alarmist and gave me a B. Occasionally I think about that and get mad!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I just want to talk to other people who like the TV SHOW… The Lioness but no… can’t on this site due to you weirdos who sexualize the strangest things!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two memoir scandals happening right now with white women and let’s not forget the Ackman witch hunt at Harvard which everyone was happy to lead until his wife got caught doing plagiarism as well.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi my three week overdue child that I was in labor with for four days. NHS system lost track of me and I had to go beg them that I didn’t want to be pregnant anymore.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you want to see a real time woke gone wrong example, look no further than the current Drew Afualo & E.R. Fightmaster drama on TikTok www.tiktok.com/t/ZTDdabA4c/
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jon Robson wrote a terrible book about being cancelled and in it includes the story of two men who were making shitty comments about a Black woman in front of them at a tech conference. She called them out and they both got fired. She got fired as well.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This thread is hilariously funny!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you don’t know if you are a young Gen X or Elder Millennial this is your litmus test. How do you feel about HP.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Justin Pearson and Lauren Underwood are the politicians you think your favorite is!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I went and saw Spider-Man in 4dx and it was a great movie but beware…I discovered fat jiggling in places I wasn’t previously aware of and would have absolutely used a seatbelt if available.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know Adrian Tchaikovsky, Stephen King, Matt Dinnerman, Neal Stephenson, Peter Hamilton, Kevin Roosin, John Scalzi, Pierce Brown, Christopher Ruocchino, Stephen Graham Jones, Paul Abercrombie would all like a word. And I haven’t even scratched the surface of popular modern writers.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To all those who celebrate!
Montgomery Brawl Day.  Picture of steam engine
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don’t think it’s low information to ask how we pay for stuff and what the congressional math is to pass legislation or how we distribute services fairly in this racist ass country. And never mind Black women are one of those most educated demographics and most reliable voters.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not only have I taken my kid to a parent friendly screening movie, I also use to take him to the pub with me in England. Everyone freak out. If you don’t want kids at your after 8pm showing or running around the brewery, offering mid day activities for parents is a good way to eliminate that.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There should never be more than one season of any reality tv show. The problem is that the first season of the popular ones are truly interesting views of how we are as a society. The rest of the seasons are people trying to get famous.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Will Stencil just light a candle of appreciation for Ken Jennings!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This reminds me of the Rolling Stones guy who went vibecamp and was like nice people but weirdo’s and then they all got mad. What did you think summer camp Burning Man for dorks and nerds was going to look like to normies?
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Social media use to be cool because you could ask a question and actual experts would answer. Now every dumbass has “opinions” that they pulled out of their ass or AI. No Chad, I don’t think your GED qualifies you to part of this conversation.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m busy for the next 72 hours following the All Star weekend as god intended by watching the studbudz! #wnba
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Starship Troopers - I'm Doing My Part!
Alt: Starship Troopers - I'm Doing My Part!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tomorrow I will be doing my patriotic duty and going to Taco Bell to support them as the adults in this entire diarrhea lettuce mess. If Mexican pizzas and Baja Blast freezes go away… I swear to god I will pull a Jan 6th on chick-fil-a and take your homophobic, unseasoned chicken away from you!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am also in the everyone should pay taxes bucket. It should be fair and simple. The current slopism that billionaires are going to fund everything is going to kill actual progressive progress. Of course they should pay their fair share.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tomorrow I will be doing my patriotic duty and going to Taco Bell to support them as the adults in this entire diarrhea lettuce mess. If Mexican pizzas and Baja Blast freezes go away… I swear to god I will pull a Jan 6th on chick-fil-a and take your homophobic, unseasoned chicken away from you!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hate reading is such a unique experience because 1. You are doing it to yourself. 2. Congratulations to the author for getting under my skin so much I want to throw this book out the window. Also I’m team hate read because I like to be knowledgeable in my scorn!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m part of the scientific community who understands the rotation of the sun and our orbit! That said daylight savings is stupid.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m going to need all the Berkeley, Portland and Ohio people to get it together! Because what is this?
Berkeley, Ohio and Portland disappointing all of us!
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you are mad at TACO BELL for explosive diarrhea…. I need you to read a book. Watch how a bill is made by reading rainbow. Take a civics class. Find a normie liberal friend.
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So now Norway…..
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would like to care about the US loss but my alumni fumbled on the 10 yard line with a #1 ranking on the line and proceeded to lose every game after that! #GoBears
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