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Craig Jensen

@unbreakable1.bsky.social
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Arizona guy from California

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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think in my entire life I never felt accepted anywhere. I tried being myself and I can't stand fake people, and I always have to put on a show just to be let into whatever it is.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's what cats do
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st!
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just had a Mandela effect idea with Jeff Hardy, the professional wrestler. I could have sworn I heard he passed away 15 years ago but I am fortunately wrong.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The people that told me it was going to get better when I got older lied. I don't want to live anymore.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have been having a lot of deja vu this week.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, idk, but you saying this scenario makes some of how the seizures are not showing anything in my brain but if I know something about me is how I'm stressed about everything.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think that's what the seizures are coming from
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Michael Jackson be singing about scandalous shit. Chicago is about him being the other man!?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's see how long I keep this job before I have another break down where everyone pretends to care about how others feel. Like it isn't everyone's past time to screw someone over.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy #Caturday
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It makes me realize I actually don't like the game.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What other way you're going to tell your friends that they'll never be as successful as you?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don't you know the point of the game of magic the gathering is to brag to everyone how much more money you have than them and start making them feel bad because they decided to eat instead of upgrading a deck this week?
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IronOhki @ironohki.jer.art · 12/08/2026
Clip of the Pat interrupt. www.twitch.tv/castlesuperb...
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Paige is trapped in plants - CastleSuperBeast on Twitch
Watch CastleSuperBeast's clip titled "Paige is trapped in plants"
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Because it was never about the well being of the future or for others in general. It was about the well being of the top percentage.
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*airhorn* BLAZE IT! #Blaze #mtg #MagicTheGathering
Blaze
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You know I have the same thing with men. I never really could fit into a "group". Sure, I can have like a buddy, we're it isn't about being competitive about something petty, but for as long as I remember, I could talk to girls and relate a lot easier.
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm telling my kids this was the World Cup
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why am I not happy?
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Guys, when did we stop punching nazis? #DestroyEvil #mtg #MagicTheGathering
Destroy Evil
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bayonetta 2
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Final Fancast 🎙️🐸 @finalfancast.com · 11/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Future
Alt: Taking the whole wallet instead of a little money
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Sera @geranium.pink · 11/06/2026
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social & @mtl-reggie.bsky.social getting a warm welcome at the FGC retirement home with @patstaresat.bsky.social
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm ready to die.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wish I had someone to talk to about my feelings that won't get upset about what I have to say sometimes.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Final fantasy 8 as an adult is still wild.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think I'm finally over trying to play commander. Maybe mtg all together.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm down to watching the Lazer swords fights and like the dialogue at the end of the obi wan series.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When did people start liking Cyclops? All I remember is how much people trashed him in the 90's to a point it was their personality. I am just seeing how everyone stoked for him to come to Rivals, and I go "now it's cool to like him?"
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can't make friends
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Can we throw him in a volcano yet?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have been alright about bad thoughts for a few weeks but today I feel horrible tonight.
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Roe V. Wade
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FantasyAnime @fantasyanime.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Final Fantasy Meme
Balthier: Listen up fives a ten is speaking 
Balthier: Fran, can we talk, one ten to another 
Fran: I'm an eleven but go on
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A billboard that says
BATTLES ARE WON WITHIN
KILL 4 oil
Die 4 pedos 
Marines
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Masked Muscle Jr. @maskedmusclejr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Who is telling you "you need to catch up"?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Do you have too or is that just social pressure from people you really don't want a relationship with?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Have you heard the latest?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Come on, no boot licking?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm going to manifest Dan Avidan needs to cover Genesis "Jesus he knows me", please. All the good vibes.
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