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Craig Jensen

@unbreakable1.bsky.social
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Arizona guy from California

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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think in my entire life I never felt accepted anywhere. I tried being myself and I can't stand fake people, and I always have to put on a show just to be let into whatever it is.
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st!
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just had a Mandela effect idea with Jeff Hardy, the professional wrestler. I could have sworn I heard he passed away 15 years ago but I am fortunately wrong.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The people that told me it was going to get better when I got older lied. I don't want to live anymore.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have been having a lot of deja vu this week.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Michael Jackson be singing about scandalous shit. Chicago is about him being the other man!?
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's see how long I keep this job before I have another break down where everyone pretends to care about how others feel. Like it isn't everyone's past time to screw someone over.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy #Caturday
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IronOhki @ironohki.jer.art · 12/08/2026
Clip of the Pat interrupt. www.twitch.tv/castlesuperb...
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Paige is trapped in plants - CastleSuperBeast on Twitch
Watch CastleSuperBeast's clip titled "Paige is trapped in plants"
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*airhorn* BLAZE IT! #Blaze #mtg #MagicTheGathering
Blaze
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm telling my kids this was the World Cup
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why am I not happy?
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Guys, when did we stop punching nazis? #DestroyEvil #mtg #MagicTheGathering
Destroy Evil
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bayonetta 2
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Final Fancast 🎙️🐸 @finalfancast.com · 11/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Future
Alt: Taking the whole wallet instead of a little money
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Sera @geranium.pink · 11/06/2026
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social & @mtl-reggie.bsky.social getting a warm welcome at the FGC retirement home with @patstaresat.bsky.social
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm ready to die.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wish I had someone to talk to about my feelings that won't get upset about what I have to say sometimes.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Final fantasy 8 as an adult is still wild.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think I'm finally over trying to play commander. Maybe mtg all together.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When did people start liking Cyclops? All I remember is how much people trashed him in the 90's to a point it was their personality. I am just seeing how everyone stoked for him to come to Rivals, and I go "now it's cool to like him?"
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can't make friends
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have been alright about bad thoughts for a few weeks but today I feel horrible tonight.
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Roe V. Wade
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FantasyAnime @fantasyanime.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Final Fantasy Meme
Balthier: Listen up fives a ten is speaking 
Balthier: Fran, can we talk, one ten to another 
Fran: I'm an eleven but go on
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A billboard that says
BATTLES ARE WON WITHIN
KILL 4 oil
Die 4 pedos 
Marines
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Masked Muscle Jr. @maskedmusclejr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm going to manifest Dan Avidan needs to cover Genesis "Jesus he knows me", please. All the good vibes.
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Vinny Casts Atheism
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm waiting to finally realize we are going to have to kill the baby boomers....
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nannurs🍌 @gonenannurs.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
🌌
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People say they will hit you until you dare them then they try and ask you if you're okay like they care. Why is everyone pretending they care all of a sudden. If you're going to call the cops on me get them to kill me then.
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Prince Rosalium, Parfum Nostalgique Dev🌹✨️ @princerosalium.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
sorry just needed to flex this for a moment
gameboy micro with flames on it playing final fantasy tactics. there is a pomeranian in the background
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🖤🦇 @thotsciousness.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Solid dating advice for anyone that dates men: look at that man and ask yourself, "would he be a positive male role model for my cat?" If not, you know what to do. 🚮
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
📏🙅‍♂️⬜️🗓
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Claybee, Graduate Drone @claybee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
found my Wizard tokens for my upcoming Kuja deck. 🤭
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Had a shower thought that Magic should have its own Kuriboh, but then realized that it kind of does
Kuriboh
Dark attribute
Level 1
Fiend/Effects
300 Attack/200 Defense

Effects: During your opponent's Battle Phase, you can discard this card to reduce the Battle Damage inflicted to your Life Points to 0.Spore Frog
Green
Creature — Frog
1/1

Effects: Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Flavor text: The end of one life is merely the beginning of thousands more.
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Leigh Loveday @leighloveday.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ryu versus Blanka: GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER.Ken versus Dhalsim: GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE WASTOID.Chun-Li versus Vega: PISH POSH, POT IS FOR THE BIRDS!Guile versus M. Bison: I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD.
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To the Shredder...oh wait, wrong crossover... #mtg #magicthegathering #vivi
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judgement slut @reclaimerofmyname.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
dear RPG developers: please stop making every character noisy as shit during battle. I'm trying to set up a hold up, I do not need to hear that Joker is looking cool every single time he hits a weakness. We know Shulk is feeling it. Please spare my ears.
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Craig Jensen @unbreakable1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wanna die
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