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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my body is a machine that turns food into poop
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
need chicken and waffles tonight or else
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sending this to my situationship captioned "us"
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If me and all my friends left america i would like it even less! Go be evil somewhere else, how about that?
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Tim @timzhu.io · 10/09/2026
refugees arriving in boats are part of a, unimaginable to us in the first world, literal Odyssean journey across land and sea that many would celebrate in book but protest against in real life
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i'm scabbing
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the FBI has hit me with the sleepy gun
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what are some good songs about lovinng a woman
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
they dhould make a dating app for people who know that computers are a fundamentally compromised technology
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Harry Sargent @harrysargent2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I want historians of the future to consider that I exercised free will when I did something virtuous but was very much a product of my times when I acted like a dickhead…
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
let's get one thing straight: "woke 1" took place from 1968-72
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
don't think this is right. in interwar Vienna, you might actually overhear an intelligent discussion
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
my new favorite thing that @mouses.bsky.social showed me is the treat orderers in NYC thinking that one guy named Mamadou is delivering for all of them
Heading your way...
Arrives 11:23 PM ®
Your order is on the move! MAMADOU has one stop along the way.
& MAMADOU On a bicycle
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Everyone in NYC knows about mamadounewyorkers
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Random NYC trend: People are obsessed with this delivery rider Mamadou. Some New Yorkers posted about him on TikTok and X - and now everyone's realizing they've all had the same guy. On a bike. Delivering nonstop.
Is Mamadou just built different... or are there multiple Mamadous? Either way, NYC is locked in.
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"plank until crusader kings finishes loading on my computer" has been a great new exercise i've introduced into my routine
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tarig @tarig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a 9 year old girl residing in the province of Virginia’s tearful plea to his Magesty King Louis XVI of France: King George’s tyrannical Proclamation of 1756 keepeth western Land, Bread, and Indian scalps from our bellies.. Please send Charlesville muskets..My country yearns for freedom, Good sir
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
if i went up to heaven and found out that they had saved all my tabs, that would be the final proof i'd need of a loving god
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
girl whose toxic ex is the wacky inflatable tube man
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ok but why does the world cup look like something jeffrey epstein pulled out of a volcano
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania Pop: 1,379 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwenksville… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
nice argument, but i have already depicted myself as the cultivator of a deceitfully tempting garden and you as the foe outstretched beneath my poison tree
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the true red flag here is not knowing enough to be able to discern your man's bookshelf independently
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Rogier van der Weyden @rdeweyden.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Februllage 2026 Day 20 - Family #Februllage #Februllage2026 #FebrullageFamily
A collage with a colourised, picture of Charles Darwin in later life over a background resembling a blueprint of a fictitious organism. In front of Darwin there is an X-ray diffraction of DNA, a fossil Trilobite, and a medieval painting of a hedgehog.
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
young men need to learn that the key to feeling okay in the dating world is to understand that, much like the IRA with Thatcher, you only need to get lucky once
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
discovered a subreddit called Average Height Dudes where average height dudes blame being average for not getting dates with women. brother you're literally average this definitionally has to be a skill issue
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my favorite thing to see in a Tinder bio is "where are all the blue collar men?" girl they're in the Global South
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
cracking open my book of essays by Walter Benjamin to page one on the new york city subway if any beautiful women even care
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
every european country has three major political parties: the social democrats, the christian democrats, and the hitler democrats
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
how it feels to wake up at noon and make butternut squash soup today
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the tooze derangement syndrome emanating from quotes of this post is something i didn't even know existed. i can't for the life of me imagine being mad at Adam Tooze at a time like this
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
me asking a lady to come over: c'mon it'll be fun, i got the heat all the way up to 64 degrees in here!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
recent collages ✂️📰
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deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Scrying for global economic developments through the shimmering, nebulous veil of The Feed™
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 09/01/2026
if i am killed by agents of the state please do not allow amanda gorman to write a poem about it
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
it's 100% legal to involve yourself in these debates right now btw
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taran @taranarchy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
libshit wikipedia editors are trying to neutral voice the current illegal aggression against venezuela only to get told by a venezuelan editor that he is literally being bombed right now. un-fucking real
It is obvious at this point that the bombing not only took place on Caracas but on other urban areas such as La Guaira and Higuerote, which are located in the coastline of the country. Furthermore, there hasn't been reported bombings in inner-sectors such as Los Teques or El Hatillo, which are arguably close to Caracas. Liett73 (talk) 07:26, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

I would propose a move, but it's too early for now. Ahri Boy (talk) 07:29, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
The cause of the explosions is unknown and the government hasn't commented yet. Wait until conformation. I do agree it is most likely strikes, but the cause is reportedly unknown. Bloxzge 025 (talk) 07:31, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Bro I'm literally here in Caracas, I still wonder how I have wired connection, but they are indeed strikes. Liett73 (talk) 07:34, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
where did this idea come from that Hitler is only vulnerable enough to be killed by time travelers as a baby? give me the time machine and i'm going back to 1924 to fake his suicide in jail
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 02/01/2026
Came across this on Instagram and was immediately annoyed - most people currently alive can’t read most historical documents for a myriad of reasons that far exceed handwriting. That’s why people who actually do read those documents (historians) learn palaeography!
Tweet: my niche conspiracy theory is that they stopped teaching cursive so that we can’t read historical textsTweet: this is actually true. This article from the Atlantic by the former president of Harvard said 2/3rds of her undergrad history class couldn’t read cursive which hindered their ability to read historical manuscripts
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/12/2025
The Soviet Union was undemocratically dissolved 35 years ago. The first state wide socialist experiment came to an explicit end. As modern socialists we should learn from its failures and successes. The first state to enshrine the right to housing and healthcare in their constitution.
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
okay China that's cute. now let me use the real DeepSeek.
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"my phone got stolen and it's in china 😢" brother your phone ran away and went home
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
what if Napoleon had a JBL
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i just learned that the dollar slice has gone extinct
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labor salesman 📉🪙🔨 @unbandito.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Eric Blanc @ericblanc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Workers from @sbworkersunited.org put their bodies on the line today, shutting down Starbucks' distribution center in York, PA, the largest in the US Stand in solidarity with these working-class heroes, DON'T BUY STARBUCKS ANYWHERE UNTIL THEY WIN THEIR STRIKE
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What if Grok was one of us Just a stranger not a chud
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