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Samjo Baggins

@unafraidofbees.bsky.social
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Slicker than grease and on a never-ending quest to be cool

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I felt the same way, it reeks of the sort of joyless hate that comes from 4chan people when they invent words to describe basic parts of being alive
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched the second deadpool movie when it came out at a drive-in actually, the only reason I haven't gone in a couple years is because I got kids now and they're too little for any of us to enjoy it lol
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wait what font is the AI font? I want to be on the lookout for it, but I fear I might not be observant enough to know what I'm looking for 😅
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I actually don't think I use supper at all. late night snacking is just called a late night snack, and if I have dinner super late I still call it dinner and if I'm eating a second dinner later in the evening I call it second dinner like some kind of hobbit lol
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"accountability" is appropriately vague I suppose, I just can't actually say specifically what I really want in a public forum
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
obviously more was going on there, and more things were mixed in besides just those allegories, but that simple concept let them ground the narrative and use that as a point of reference for everything they write you know?
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a conversation with a friend of mine about the new trilogy and how we feel like it went wrong, and the consensus we reached is that it's not a "America bad" allegory Like the Orig.Trilogy was about Vietnam and Nixon era politics, and the prequel trilogy is framed for the war on terror
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I say dinner but ngl I've kind of always associated the term supper with the American south and the UK idk it's mostly off vibes, but I just feel like most people from say, Georgia or London would say supper over dinner
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me trying to start a convo with Viggo Mortensen at a meet & greet: "... did you know that you broke your foot when you kicked that Uruk helmet?"
cropped screenshot from Spongebob SquarePants in the episode where SpongeBob meets Kevin the Sea Cucumber and fanboys out.
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's burns my brain too, frankly
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean I guess it's good that as much as the US is interfering in foreign affairs one crime that we aren't inflicting on others is forcing them into the mess of government system we have here lol
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
100% and what gets me is that the US gov. clearly KNOWS this! like we're a constitutional republic with a free market economy, but when setting up new governments after violent dictators are taken down we set them up with a parliamentary democracy and a centrally planned economic system 🤔🤔🤔
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
right on, let's get dangerous!
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zach Cregger is a name I haven't heard in a LONG time, actually more interested in the new RE now
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I read pinkies as pickles and had a Very different vision in my head
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"ask your chatbot about me" is such a sick burn lmao
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a wizard placed a curse on me (probably) so I can't even USE the health potions (that I can't afford)
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is if you're poor :(
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
waow, deep cut
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
yeah im a trans separatist. i think the republic is a tool for corruption and also i inject twilek hormones to get those fuckass head tentacles
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kobold: whats your favorite fruit? mines blue raspberry dragon: uh kobold, blue raspberry isnt a real fruit kobold: what dragon: its an artificial flavor given its name because its blue and has a flavor people would consider a blue raspberry would kobold: kobold: (mildly distressed) what
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
more disaster lesbian GLaDOS please
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is for sure the best photo I've ever taken, and I was technically trespassing to get it. The moral? Crimes help your art.
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
absolutely, but responsibilities are keeping me indoors and preventing all day excursions like I used to take. but it's okay, it's just bad timing for me
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I also really like photography. Like a lot. abut it's really tough to find time to go out and get photos with my current obligations 🤷‍♀️
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I recently started learning to stitch together leather and I been working to dial in making a good soccer ball. I've made 3 so far and 1 was almost good, working on #4 and it might be the first one that isn't kind terrible
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
reading the other comments here my answer has to be "not a damn thing," everyone here is so impressive and I'm just sitting here watching dropout while I distract myself with hobbies 🫠
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
was about to say the exact same thing. LinkedIn is far away the most insane in the membrane social media
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really need to start working out 😅
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
thanks, I needed one of these
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An 87yo judge appointed by Reagan iirc. Crazy that geriatric gets it but these people pushing can't figure it out.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Suzanne Vega’s “Luka” peaks at #3 today in 1987. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
force fem venom? waow
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I want to say I hate it, but I'd honestly be so down to watch a version of the trilogy with all the lines re-recorded like this
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
many such cases
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
All right boys, settle down
   "Then let us start as soon as it is light tomorrow, if we can," said Boromir. "The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears."
   "True!" said Aragorn, loosening his sword in its sheath. "But where the warg howls, there also the orc prowls."
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
girl same, I'm still not over some infinities being bigger than others 😭
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
also The Mummy (1999) because God DAMN could everyone in that cast get it 🤤
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
truly doing God's own work 🙏
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thanks! that means a lot from someone with so much experience
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
probably spend more time doing the mouth BEFORE I glued the tongue into place, getting behind it was a nightmare lol
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I still need to do the fine details & do the smaller parts. I also haven't touched the battle sister or little cherubs yet. But all in all I'm pretty proud considering it's my first time doing something like this. Could def be a lot worse ☺️ #warhammer #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting
photo of a partially finished Exorcist mini from Warhammer 40k

top part from the frontphoto of a partially finished Exorcist mini from Warhammer 40k.

Top part from the back.photo of a partially finished Exorcist mini from Warhammer 40k

bottom part from the front.photo of a partially finished Exorcist mini from Warhammer 40k

bottom part from the side
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
and "prog" is actually short for progesterone
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
took an IR converted camera out to DC a few weeks ago 📷 #photography #infrared
side shot of the Museum of Natural History in Washington DC. 
photo taken with a camera converted for infraredPhoto of the National Archives in Washington DC

photo taken with a camera converted for infraredPhoto of the US Capitol building in Washington DC

photo taken with a camera converted for infraredA random DC street taken from above an overpass. photo taken with a camera converted for infrared
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm so anti government I'm getting my prostate removed
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the artist's name is William Stoehr, if anyone is interested. Apparently this was all part of the same art exhibit called "Art for Hope"
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
at an appointment to meet a new primary care and I'm in this waiting room all by myself. And as cool as it is that this place is supporting artists instead of getting something generic, I can't help but feel like I'm having the sins in my heart judged
Photo of a hospital waiting room wall with floor to ceiling acrylic on canvas paintings of portraits of women of color. 

Not a part of the photograph, but each painting has a small plaque next to it identifying the artist as William Stoehr and the paintings as all part of the same exhibit titled "Art for Hope"Photo of a hospital waiting room wall with floor to ceiling acrylic on canvas paintings of portraits of women of color. 

Not a part of the photograph, but each painting has a small plaque next to it identifying the artist as William Stoehr and the paintings as all part of the same exhibit titled "Art for Hope"Photo of a hospital waiting room wall with floor to ceiling acrylic on canvas paintings of portraits of women of color. 

Not a part of the photograph, but each painting has a small plaque next to it identifying the artist as William Stoehr and the paintings as all part of the same exhibit titled "Art for Hope"Photo of a hospital waiting room wall with floor to ceiling acrylic on canvas paintings of portraits of women of color. 

Not a part of the photograph, but each painting has a small plaque next to it identifying the artist as William Stoehr and the paintings as all part of the same exhibit titled "Art for Hope"
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I said offhand that I've been getting into green lately around my "friends" then they started roasting me because apparently that's a "strange statement." Somebody back me up here
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Samjo Baggins @unafraidofbees.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
where's the boy?
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