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Kobold Dragon

@kobolddragon.bsky.social
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Did you know there are about three or four kobolds? 🦎🦎🦎(🦎?) Occasional light nsfw. anti ai. posts are a combination of things from my archive and new stuff run by @pineconelizard.bsky.social

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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cw: kobold yip
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kobold seeing their reflection in the mirror: what the fuck is that
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes i read a garfield and im like fuuuuck thats a kobold
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Garfield 11/04/2015 🐱
Garfield published on 11/04/2015
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blue kobold who woke up and now they're green: w ... what's going on?! 😨
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dragon: whatcha doing kobold: eating doritos dragon: how are they kobold: eh. not great dragon: is there something wrong with them? kobold: no i just dont like doritos dragon: ...why are you eating them then? kobold: cause theyre there
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kobold falls through the ceiling and lands on you wyd
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dragon: has anyone seen my pencil suspiciously pencil shaped kobold: suspiciously pencil shaped kobold: here it is (gives dragon their pencil) dragon: thanks
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kobold who spawned inside a cereal box (there was enough room and there was no light source)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dragon: check this out (creates a piece of chocolate bar by cutting an existing bar diagonally) kobold: woah... your a wizard... dragon: I know a trick or two :) kobold: wizards are so hot ... dragon: kobold: I think I'm madly in love with you dragon: oh ok
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what, yip? (it bites you)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
kobold: (incomprehensible) dragon: it all makes sense now. thanks.
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
good mornyip everybold
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dragon: kobold kobold: kobold
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ive narrowed down my posts to four kinds 1. Dry humor thats as dry as sand that is dry 2. Slice of life I think is cute/amusing 3. Everyone sharing the same brain cell 4. freakybold / freakydragon
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kobold: I ate an apple today:D dragon: oh yea? what kind? kobold: green 😋
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
kobold: is your lmao masculine or feminine dragon: ...what? kobold: when you pronounce it, do you say "le mao" or "la mao" dragon: ...?? kobold: you know.. because it's french? dragon: ????
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dragon: if you're were in Mario 64 what's the hardest level you think you can beat kobold: red switch stage dragon: ...what... kobold you can't fly kobold: I can tank it dragon: I most certainly think you can't
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dragon: we got beans tonight kobold named beans: hi the other kobolds: omg yay hi beans
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the fuzzy baby
a little fluffy kobold with dot eyes
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
woah cool vtuber avatar streamer kobold with webcam on: ? :)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
find all 31 secret hidden kobolds to unlock the true ending
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
at one like ill yip
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
2 hours of kobold rummaging through a kitchen for study/relax/work lofi hip hop ASMR
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
kobold: yip! EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind adventurer !
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
kobold head peaking out of a trash cankobold showing you their teeth trying to intimidate you like a possum
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新金梦 Life Must Be Eaten (Or At Least Bitten Into) @xinjinmeng.neocities.org · 07/09/2026
#artistXinjinmeng #writerKoboldDragon
What's your favorite fruit?

Mine's Blue rasp-berry.

“Blue rasp-berry" isn't a fruit.

· · · 
What?

It's arti-ficial.
they just call it that because it's "blue" … 

And it tastes like what people think "blue raspberry" would.

· · · 

What?
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
IMPORTANT REMINDER: I am very smol! 🥺 Artwork by @nathiedragon.bsky.social
A 2D sprite of my pink kobold, Fiona. She's wearing a red robe in this.
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kobold: whats your favorite fruit? mines blue raspberry dragon: uh kobold, blue raspberry isnt a real fruit kobold: what dragon: its an artificial flavor given its name because its blue and has a flavor people would consider a blue raspberry would kobold: kobold: (mildly distressed) what
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you're going to want to see this (hands you a rock)
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
kobold: did you hear years ago we used to name our kobolds off the first thing they ate? how silly! muscle thick protein 55g chocotastic explosion: yea real funny
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
due to a programming error, kobold sleepiness is cumulative which means the more blankets you put on a kobold the longer it will fall asleep for with the maximum recorded time being 1932 hours
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
kobold the movie the video game
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
kobold: (wants a soda but doesnt remember the name) dr. penis dragon: try again
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Drago The Bleppin Dragon @bleppindrago.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Enhance
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
welcome to kobold 64 for the Nintendo entertainment 64 system. play as titular character kobold, and dragon, to collect 13,701 different rocks in an epic quest. can you save the world. available probably
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
kobold: its a good thing im just a small little kobold. i am not worth much xp and have no drops. (takes hot pocket out of microwave) game narrator: kobold leveled up! new possible dropped added; one million dollars kobold: kobold: fuuuuuck (adventurer stampede in the distance) kobold: fuuuuuuuck
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dragon: i got one of those safety bottle caps for the cookie jar. you know, the kind of caps pills bottles use you push down on. kobold trying to get in cookie jar: dragon kobold: kobold: dragon what the fucks going on kobold: kobold: lid no work
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the kobolds in the cave are free you can take them home i have 237
kobold being held
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
what the hell is that
dragon hand pointing at a kobold short kinda t-posing
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
Panel 1: 
Dragon looking at curious kobold 

Panel 2:
Dragon-"Check this out I'm going to piss off kobold" 

Panel 3: 
Dragon lifts up kobolds mouth flaps, you know, like a dog. Like those yea. Dog owners understand. 

Panel 4: 
Kobold becomes feral and angry
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Elan @elandrawssometimes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back! #kobold #comic #doodle
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
here kobold, you can haz cheeseburger
kobold being fed a cheeseburger based on "here kitty you can have cheeseburger"
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
kobold filter feeding off the floor of the cave like one of these
catostomidae, or suckerfish, is classification of filter feeding fish that have mouths on the bottom of their heads for eating small particles and bugs off the bottom of ponds and aquariums
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
kobold doomed to mine rock forever. one must imagine yiphysus happy
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
humans pave the ground with tiny edible rocks? whats next? an infinite food supply that grows from the ground and is green called grass? in any case, I will be taking bites out of the ground now
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechert
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Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
smoking the shit that kobold dragon'd
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just Start Biting People
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