Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026kobold seeing their reflection in the mirror: what the fuck is that 17818
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sometimes i read a garfield and im like fuuuuck thats a kobold 1387
Reposted by Kobold Dragonrandom garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#Garfield 11/04/2015 🐱 0268
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026blue kobold who woke up and now they're green: w ... what's going on?! 😨 55111
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026dragon: whatcha doing kobold: eating doritos dragon: how are they kobold: eh. not great dragon: is there something wrong with them? kobold: no i just dont like doritos dragon: ...why are you eating them then? kobold: cause theyre there 3498
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026kobold falls through the ceiling and lands on you wyd 136111
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026dragon: has anyone seen my pencil suspiciously pencil shaped kobold: suspiciously pencil shaped kobold: here it is (gives dragon their pencil) dragon: thanks 3296
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026kobold who spawned inside a cereal box (there was enough room and there was no light source) 57312
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026dragon: check this out (creates a piece of chocolate bar by cutting an existing bar diagonally) kobold: woah... your a wizard... dragon: I know a trick or two :) kobold: wizards are so hot ... dragon: kobold: I think I'm madly in love with you dragon: oh ok 48621
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026kobold: (incomprehensible) dragon: it all makes sense now. thanks. 19121
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ive narrowed down my posts to four kinds 1. Dry humor thats as dry as sand that is dry 2. Slice of life I think is cute/amusing 3. Everyone sharing the same brain cell 4. freakybold / freakydragon 0142
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026kobold: I ate an apple today:D dragon: oh yea? what kind? kobold: green 😋 1221
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026kobold: is your lmao masculine or feminine dragon: ...what? kobold: when you pronounce it, do you say "le mao" or "la mao" dragon: ...?? kobold: you know.. because it's french? dragon: ???? 13912
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dragon: if you're were in Mario 64 what's the hardest level you think you can beat kobold: red switch stage dragon: ...what... kobold you can't fly kobold: I can tank it dragon: I most certainly think you can't 1336
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026dragon: we got beans tonight kobold named beans: hi the other kobolds: omg yay hi beans 04913
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026woah cool vtuber avatar streamer kobold with webcam on: ? :) 1181
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026find all 31 secret hidden kobolds to unlock the true ending 59521
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/09/20262 hours of kobold rummaging through a kitchen for study/relax/work lofi hip hop ASMR 1487
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026kobold: yip! EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind adventurer ! 0494
Reposted by Kobold Dragon新金梦 Life Must Be Eaten (Or At Least Bitten Into) @xinjinmeng.neocities.org · 07/09/2026#artistXinjinmeng #writerKoboldDragon 18921
Reposted by Kobold Dragon🏳️⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 05/09/2026IMPORTANT REMINDER: I am very smol! 🥺 Artwork by @nathiedragon.bsky.social 710923
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026kobold: whats your favorite fruit? mines blue raspberry dragon: uh kobold, blue raspberry isnt a real fruit kobold: what dragon: its an artificial flavor given its name because its blue and has a flavor people would consider a blue raspberry would kobold: kobold: (mildly distressed) what 217759
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026you're going to want to see this (hands you a rock) 29622
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026kobold: did you hear years ago we used to name our kobolds off the first thing they ate? how silly! muscle thick protein 55g chocotastic explosion: yea real funny 15811
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026due to a programming error, kobold sleepiness is cumulative which means the more blankets you put on a kobold the longer it will fall asleep for with the maximum recorded time being 1932 hours 310928
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026kobold: (wants a soda but doesnt remember the name) dr. penis dragon: try again 27021
Reposted by Kobold DragonDrago The Bleppin Dragon @bleppindrago.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Enhance 110418
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026welcome to kobold 64 for the Nintendo entertainment 64 system. play as titular character kobold, and dragon, to collect 13,701 different rocks in an epic quest. can you save the world. available probably 17315
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026kobold: its a good thing im just a small little kobold. i am not worth much xp and have no drops. (takes hot pocket out of microwave) game narrator: kobold leveled up! new possible dropped added; one million dollars kobold: kobold: fuuuuuck (adventurer stampede in the distance) kobold: fuuuuuuuck 110927
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026dragon: i got one of those safety bottle caps for the cookie jar. you know, the kind of caps pills bottles use you push down on. kobold trying to get in cookie jar: dragon kobold: kobold: dragon what the fucks going on kobold: kobold: lid no work 522377
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the kobolds in the cave are free you can take them home i have 237 47022
Reposted by Kobold DragonKobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026what the hell is that 519849
Reposted by Kobold DragonKobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026#makeaterriblecomicday2026 024080
Reposted by Kobold DragonElan @elandrawssometimes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back! #kobold #comic #doodle 4554291737
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026kobold filter feeding off the floor of the cave like one of these 27210
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026kobold doomed to mine rock forever. one must imagine yiphysus happy 1538
Kobold Dragon @kobolddragon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026humans pave the ground with tiny edible rocks? whats next? an infinite food supply that grows from the ground and is green called grass? in any case, I will be taking bites out of the ground now 0496
Reposted by Kobold DragonSlomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 23/08/2026lickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechertlickthechert 8385130
Reposted by Kobold DragonSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just Start Biting People 2534601595