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not a lover not a fighter but a secret third thing (struggler) || this is witty from twt hii

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frenchie @coldcastle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
did you know you can make weird bullshit and jerk off
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tshirt @tshirt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
yaoi zine 7...... on sale this weekend probably. just did a test print at home. looking good, right? cover art by simkjrs
yaoi zine 7 cover. a fujo looking at a business man looking at a fujo looking at a seme and uke having sex. WHAT IS THE MAINSTREAM? A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

ok so. since we last spoke a lot has gone down in yaoi world. aka heated rivalry kind of blew up fujoing out to the mainstream. and everyone got in our lane (wrote fujo thinkpieces). now it’s our time to study them back. fujos analyzing the mainstream analyzing fujos. 

so i asked everyone to create a work of art/writing that responds to yaoi breaking containment. like. when is a time someone who wasn’t a fujo encountered your whole thing? what happened? 

the pieces in this zine span explaining your perversions to “normal” people, the futility of trying to appeal to them in the first place, shipping those normal people (aka RPF), and talking to people who are gay but not fujos and/or fans but not fujos and/or fujos but not fujos. iykyk. 

i always wanted yaoi zine to be a place where we could talk to each other first and foremost. so we remain firmly aimed at the thinking perverts of the world, rather than the mainstream. as you can probably tell by our lovely cover. 

i look forward to talking with you again soon in the next issue. 

xoxo, tshirt
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frenchie @coldcastle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
she half step on my hime till i parry
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ばったん @battan8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
横長
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
in a way catholicism is like a uti
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 18/05/2026
I (♀️) Work For A Shady Research Institute In The Middle Of A Cold War, And Every Night This Assassin (♀️) Tries To Kill Me, But We End Up Playing Chess Games Instead And I Keep Winning, So She Leaves And Swears Revenge Each Time
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Prismably @prismably.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ferdinand seated backwards in a chair, leaning over the back and smiling at Hubert, seated on a stool.
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THE MAN WITH THE UKE TATTOO
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
if present2ceptuals art ends up looking bad and nothing like the first one well uh.
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
this weeks episode was a case study on how lesbians are weak to horses
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catrin @broomfie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
#svsss
Digital simple fanart for Scum villain's self-saving system. Original Shen Qingqiu is holding Luo Binghe's chin up with his fan with an extremely displeased expression. He is speaking, and his speech bubble is a cropped screenshot from wechat by someone nicknamed "shen jiu". From their clothing it seems to be set during the Luo Binghe's disciple era.
Shen Qingqiu: I will live. Because i will make you kill yourself.
Luo Binghe looks confused and is blushing wildly.
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林史也✍️『煙たい話』📚❽巻9月18日 @fuhit0be.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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🦋🌻 Fruitiest Princess In The Midwest 🌻🦋 @symbolscramble.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My dream is to become a 100% organic cotton bed sheet that covers beautiful women.
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
of the devil calls to me
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laura @ mica art market @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
the goose guard- not to be confused with the silly goose brigade, which is a completely different outfit
illustration of three cute white geese with armored knight helmets and chest plates, carrying spears with different colored banners: blue, yellow, red. they look exactly the same except for their expressions and banner placements.
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It’s Jake @dtjcomposer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
#msch #내스급 Slowly, gently.
Digital black and white fanart for S classes that i raised. It's an illustration for the very beginning of the novel. Han Yoojin stands on the left with a crooked spear held in his outstretched hand as if he is about to drop it. His other hand is behind his back, fingers crossed. He is looking to the right with wide eyes, tears streaming down his cheeks. Other than the eye on his profile, everything else is hidden under a shadow.
To the right there is Lauchitas' body splayed, two heads already destroyed and his eyes on the last head left bleeding. The blood from these eyes mixes with the blood flowing from Yoojin's outstretched hand.
The spear in Yoojin's hand positioned to both cross Lauchitas' necks and stab Yoojin right between the eyes.
Behind Yoojin's head there is a wish stone marble.
And serving as a background is a barely visible image of little Han Yoojin walking with Han Yoohyun on a snowy day.The background image from the first drawing. It's a simple drawing of Han brothers in a thick black frame. It's very bright with barely any details, just silhouettes of the brothers holding hands with smiles on their faces and snow falling.
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Leehama 🍳 Preorder GOURMET HOUND, VOL. 1! @leehama.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🎄🛸💛 It's that time of year again! Happy Holidays from Lucy, Clementine, Meyer, and me! #GourmetHound 🍎🍊🍋
Digital illustration of Lucy, Meyer, and Clementine (characters from my webcomic Gourmet Hound) sharing a tray of iced sugar cookies.  They are all wearing sweatshirts with the same strange design, featuring the Fresno Nightcrawler wearing Christmas gear, walking through a pine forest with a UFO in the background.  That same design is magnified behind them.  Large text reads, "Happy Holidays! - Leehama"

Meyer: "Do you understand how much closet space these sweaters take up?  This is the sixth year, that's twelve sweaters between me and Clementine."
Lucy: "Why don't you just wear them during the rest of the year?"
Meyer, emphatically: "Who do you think I am?  Clementine?"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 05/12/2025
that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
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isha @molarzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
my piece for the love fools zine 🍬 ❤️ 💭 @lovefoolszine.bsky.social #skipandloafer #illustration
An illustration of the characters Mitsumi, Mika, Yuzuki, and Makoto from the anime/manga Skip and Loafer having a slumber party in a pink, yellow, and purple themed bedroom. Pieces of candy are scattered across the floor.
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𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖 📟 @raaayaaa.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
#ORV #중독
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
the use of red in todays pluribus was so good
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
fridays are for plurbin out
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Digital black and white set of drawings stylised after a visual novel.
It's a walking segment. The visitor is scrambling on the floor in front of an open door. The image to the side shows the interior of the room. In the door the librarian is standing in the dark. She is smiling menacingly, her long hair on the floor like the Ariadne's thread.Digital black and white set of drawings stylised after a visual novel.
It's a window of choosing memory cards. All the visible memories are blacked out aside from a single one showing someone's lower face smiling.
To the side there is visitor's portrait with only a single wide glowing eye visible.
The text over the image says "Only one host memory remains. Do you wish to switch to personal memories?". Options presented are "yes" and "no".Digital black and white set of drawings stylised after a visual novel.
The screen shows librarian sitting at the table, leaning forwards. On the back of her chair there is a hand barely visible in the dark. The presenting text in the corner simply asks "Talk?" and presented options are limited to "yes" and "no". The currently chosen option is "yes".
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mee 🔍 team mystery @impulsivelymee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
yoo sangah!!!!!!!!!!!! from the photocard of her in the orv russian release #orv
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
using flight of the bumblebees as ending music is so funny
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
zosia….
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
fridays are for plurbin out
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
what if the little mermaid was made of moss instead
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
gymnosperm angiosperm age gap yuri…
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frenchie @coldcastle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
THATS MY GAME LOOK AT IT
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Leehama 🍳 Preorder GOURMET HOUND, VOL. 1! @leehama.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
🚪 This week's episode of And Another Lovely Day is up on WEBTOON Canvas! Some corrections, some misunderstandings--pretty par for the course for The Miscommunication Comic #AALD 🌟 www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/an...
Panel from this week's episode of And Another Lovely Day.  Nora, smiling widely with her hands held up, says, "... I really just want to be friends with Elliot!  I don't want to date anyone, and certainly not a coworker!"Another panel.  Grier looks disbelievingly at Isaac and asks, "You want me to date Nora?"
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Melody 🌙🎶 @sapphictraffic.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Women can do anything, after all
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Capivarinhas @capivarinhas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Foto de cima de uma capivara deitada na terra com dois periquitos, um amarelo e outro verde, nas costas
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
we hit the only milestone that matters so lilith gets a burger - ty for downloading present perceptual consciousness <3
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
agnes tachyon wait for me….
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A Great Blue Heron arriving home.
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
wire mother and gay little monkey in the please love me store: what happens next might shock you… @coldcowboyy.bsky.social and i made a vn for the #toxicyurivnjam! haunted-oyster.itch.io/presentpercep
haunted-oyster.itch.io
Present Perceptual Consciousness by frenchie, umbrellaboy
to err is human
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
my queue is so fat and awesome now thank you #toxicyurivnjam for the food 😁
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i need to clear out my storage so heres the aroace flag colourpicked from shima sousuke
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
the orbit of pluto’s moon 🌙🪐✨ originally posted for kghn day 2023! #kghn #kagehina #haikyuu #hq
A Haikyuu fancomic with a blue color palette. The scene opens with the exterior of Karasuno’s gym. Kageyama and Hinata enter.  Hinata, smug: [… even my little sister knows that. You sure are stupid, Kageyama-kun…]  Kageyama, furious: [shut up already!] Hinata to the other first years: [hey, you guys, Kageyama didn’t know that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore!]  Kageyama grits his teeth at Hinata.  Yachi: [Yeah! it’s a dwarf planet!]  Kageyama and Hinata: […dwarf planet?] They imagine a moon with a face of one of the Dwarves from Disney’s Snow White, although the eyes are blocked with a black bar.   Yachi: [um.]  Yachi, to herself: [I don’t know what they’re imagining, but I have a feeling it’s waaay off…)  Hinata: [so it can’t be a planet just because it’s too small? ]  Kageyama: [Like another idiot who’s too small…]  Hinata, angry: [Kageyama, you bastard!!]  Kageyama grins smugly.Kageyama and Hinata fight in a cartoonish cloud of arms and legs.  Tsukishima, adjusting his glasses: [Pluto was declassifed as a planet because of its moon, Charon.]  As Tsukishima continues, Kageyama and Hinata stop their fighting to listen. Yachi leans in as well.  Tsukishima: [While most moons just orbit their planet, Charon is so large… that it actually exerts its own gravitational pull on Pluto… and two of them orbit each other.]  As he speaks, a visual of Pluto and its moon comes into view, spinning around each other among stars and other moons.  Yamaguchi: [You’re so smart, Tsukki!]  Tsukishima: [shut up, Yamaguchi]  Yamaguchi: [Sorry, Tsukki]  Yachi watches Kageyama and Hinata keep bickering as they walk away.  Yachi imagines Pluto in starry space. She thinks to herself: [two celestial bodies…]Yachi’s thought bubbles continue over panels of Kageyama and Hinata in action.  Yachi: [one so powerful that it pulls the other out of orbit…]  A close up of Hinata’s face in profile, sweaty and set with determination  Yachi: [locked in a dance of space…]  A close up of Kageyama’s face as he sets and shouts for Hinata  Yachi: [It sounds a bit familiar.]  Kageyama sets the ball to Hinata among a starry blue background. The ball is now a blazing planet, and Hinata leaps to spike it.
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
🃏
Watercolor and ink painting- a woman is juggling and facing the viewer. She is dressed loosely like a knight.
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meg @nutmargaret.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
macarons #ohshc
In a bakery, adult Tamaki and Haruhi with their children. Young daughter (about 4 yrs old) looks up at Tamaki excitedly.
Daughter: “Papa!!
They have tiny, pretty hamburgers!”
Tamaki, laughing: “Macarons, you mean?”
Daughter: “Yeah! Come see!”
Tamaki and daughter look at pastries, enchanted.
Tamaki: “Ooooo, they are very pretty!”
Daughter: “How many can we get?”Tamaki: “Choose as many pretty hamburgers as your heart desires, my princess! Why, just say the word and
I'll buy you this entire bakery!”

Haruhi leans in from behind Tamaki, gesturing to their own hand holding up two fingers. Daughter looks and understands. 
Daughter: Okay! I’ll get two!”
Tamaki, confused: “Only two?”
Haruhi breathes a sigh of relief.
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magdalena 🍊 @arataichi.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
oh, if you’re going take the train, so I can hear it rumble #chihayafuru #ちはやふる
black and white digital drawing of arata, chihaya, and taichi from chihayafuru. based on the scene from episode 5, arata rides his bike chasing after chihaya and taichi’s departing train, as they call out to him from behind the window
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Jay📮 @jakkenpoy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
☀️ #onepiece
one piece fan-art; luffy leaning far down, head turned to look way up towards the piercing blue sky
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witty… @umbrellaboy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
redoodle for my worsties <3
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magdalena 🍊 @arataichi.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I didn’t do the poster but I have this 🙏🏼
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hearse (fully fanged) @hehearse.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
bonus
An illustration of Yoo Sangah laying in hospital bed, hugging Han Sooyoung's neck and dragging her closer for a kiss. Han Sooyoung is looming over her, holding onto headboard.
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