Reposted by Lufesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 08/06/2026When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years. 863154
Reposted by LuSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages. 1860421102
Reposted by LuShariq (SHAH-rick) @darkesword.com · 28/04/2026It isn’t. It isn’t valid. *Learn grammar.* Fucking *learn to write*. Learn how to *express your ideas clearly and precisely* by leveraging the rules of the language. Stop outsourcing your fucking intellect. 173
Reposted by LuSpooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not 229180886230
Reposted by LuLove, Laughter, Wisdom @kikihime.bsky.social · 10/02/2026chinese people were cooking when they invented chinese food 1133
Reposted by LuCall of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Scrooge: *from the 60th floor* you there, boy, what day is this? Tiny Tim: why it's 9/11 sir 116934
Reposted by LuMatt Round @mattround.com · 14/10/2025OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in 301409422
Reposted by LuEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/06/2025absolute bollocks, some of them can’t even see over the steering wheel 413318
Reposted by LuDavid Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 11/06/2025This *has* to be a fake byline, surely? 213030
Reposted by Luwrangel 🏝️ @wrangel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025feel like in just a slightly alternate timeline only australians would be shortening combination to combo 031
Reposted by Luaged pua @porchfan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025average modern Amazon review: From the moment I opened my package containing USB to USB-C Connector 6-inch iPad 10th Generation iPad 9th Generation iPad Pro Android Tablet Compatible, I knew I was in for a mind-blowing experience. First, let's talk USB–an epic cable for beginners and experts alike 0171
Lu @ululu.bsky.social · 12/01/2025@footballramble.bsky.social re: scrapping replays, for me the solution is obvious: give any team with a home draw the option to forfeit the home advantage and play away. no extra game, nonleague clubs can have their payday and more fans get to watch, everybody wins 000
Reposted by LuMichael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 19/12/2024'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'i'm driving home for christmas'.youtu.be'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'I'm driving home for Christmas'YouTube video by Michael M 32312
Lu @ululu.bsky.social · 13/11/2024looks like i'm heading back to japan from next month, gonna be poor as shit for a while but they can't keep me away 040
Reposted by Luwooser69.bsky.social @wooser69.bsky.social · 04/11/2024going to become a one of those meme mspaint artists heres yui as a space marine 0122
Lu @ululu.bsky.social · 28/10/2024@woodborg.bsky.social yo you appeared in a dream i had last night 000
Lu @ululu.bsky.social · 23/10/2024likelihood the beer is good based on what's depicted on the bottle low: a dog a cartoon a man with a beard medium: a historical figure a bird a ship high: a coat of arms a celtic cross the moon absolute banker: an old building a mythical beast a cheeky monk 230
