Reposted by UkridgeBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh 626726
Reposted by Ukridgepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be wiped out by quicksand, as one by one everyone enters the quicksand to pull out the last person who got stuck in the quicksand 2580163
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026That's why I only use I Can't Believe It's Not Crack Spread. 000
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Could we somehow combine that with my idea for a movie that's only pizza delivery scenes? 1120
Reposted by Ukridgealix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys 1515352740
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Tonight, on a very special episode of Home Improvement, Tim goes the extra mile when Randy is diagnosed with the King's Evil 131
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One Will Stancil always tells the truth, the other always lies 0210
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The great thing about pretending to be a good person even though you’re terrible is that you end up being a good person anyway. 030
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 20/05/2026*coda to “L’ayla” by Figrin D‘an and the Modal Nodes intensifies* 0220
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I hear they're moving him to the National Park Service to run the Beaver Patrol 080
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to the means of production 020
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026What are the odds that Corinthian columns are his preferred style because he remembers Ricardo Montalbán talking about "rich Corinthian leather" in those old Chrysler commercials 1140
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You can instantly make yourself more gas by pouring it from a short squat gas can into a tall thin one 040
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It's a Harenga clupeola??? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harengu...en.wikipedia.orgHarengula clupeola - Wikipedia 000
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Your first screenshot says billing is in ZAR, which is the South African rand 110
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If you can think of a better New Age, Ambient, or Chant recording, I'd like to hear it 010
Reposted by UkridgeSandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social · 23/01/2026On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.” 97121802769
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the Army-Navy game 010
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It can't be built, but not because it's an optical illusion. It's simply that no known material has the necessary tensile strength. 000
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 13/01/2026No, everyone knows that Scott Adams created Garfield and his canine pal, Dogfield 020
Ukridge @ukridge.bsky.social · 09/01/2026It was this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BC...en.wikipedia.orgGünter Schabowski - Wikipedia 100
Reposted by UkridgeEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/01/2026The Meanies have successfully captured the leader of Pepperland. Bonkers have successfully made several kinetic strikes with giant apples and the three-headed dog followed by the sentient piano has suppressed the local musicians who fought back 1331624
