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It's rough as fuck. And starting off with Jonathan King material was the sort of thing you *don't* do when you know what you doing.

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OMG! Found my first ever gig at XS Malarkey! IIRC, it was gig 3 or 4 ever. I did the open mic at the Frog, and then @tobyhadoke.bsky.social was at the bar while I was getting a pint and congratulated me. And then offered me a gig.

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Marty St George @martysg.com · 11/10/2026

It's weird watching this. You want the game to be important, but you know that it isn't, and this current City side is also built by cheating. #LIVMCI

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A Chicago billionaire hated the nearby farmers market and you’ll never guess what happened next (Note that he’s not denying it!) www.axios.com/local/chicag...

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Chicago billionaire accused of fueling Lincoln Park rat problem

Chicago billionaire accused of fueling Lincoln Park rat infestation

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Geoffers doing a county and western voice... "Ah'm gettin' divorced From ma bitch of a spouse Thanks to Hurricane Rita She ain't getting the house."

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Although one I do recognise is presumably after we had done a bit about Stephen Hawking and his carer, as it is an electronic voice going "Dear God. Why do you hate me so?"

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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Next stage of the clearout is finding out what I have on various CDs. One is from a show I did with Geoff Taylor called "Shallow End" and appears to be various clips of myself and Geoff doing... audio punchlines to stuff?

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What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not for the first time, I’d ask: what does it mean, if the press keep running campaigns claiming that country’s most horrific racists and bigots are the Green Party, the Labour left, Amnesty International, Stonewall, the police (I know) and Gary Lineker? Look around you. Does that feel right?

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Jew-baiting Greens haven't peaked: they're just getting started

It's strange having a fully fledged, fully funded racist party in our political line-up. It does not comfort me that in Holborn & St Pancras the Greens "only" got nearly 9,000 votes. If the British National Party, another party defined by a racist lie, had won that many votes in any constituency, there would be pandemonium. There would be riots. There wouldn't be amused, jocular analyses in all the main papers. Its leader wouldn't be ushered on to the Today programme as a senior statesman for a light dressing-down by Nick Robinson.
He wouldn't be allowed to repeat propaganda as Polanski did (he sounded as if he was reading lines from a piece of paper). He wouldn't be greeted with a comical, indulgent shrug.
And if I were a Jew in Holborn, or anywhere, watching this, what would I now be thinking? I would be thinking: I now know precisely how many of my fellow constituents want to kill me. Is anyone doing anything to protect me from them?
Just look at the recent hate crime statistics. Jews are now almost ten times more likely than Muslims to be the targets of a religious hate crime. So no one is stopping it. No one is even touching it. This is an unacceptable place for politics to have reached.

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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026

Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly

Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt

Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt

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Had to laugh a dark laugh when the half time whistle blew and Phil Bird said “the boos are for Watford”. Yep,we got to the point where that needed clarification.

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Just watched the extended highlights. The buildup for the second and third goals was exceptional. Passes being zipped at speed with accuracy and most importantly *sticking*. I’ve said this sides problem is that confidence was at rock bottom. That might be a sign of it coming back. #burnleyfc

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But judging by the audience reaction to his first (quite decent) gag, that was absolutely not his crowd.

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Haven’t listened to it all but Bobcat Goldthwait absolutely died on his arse.

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Well this is going one of two ways.

Also. The last bit was a huuuuge hostage to fortune in one way.

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Not going to overreact but we’re definitely going to go unbeaten for the rest of the season. #burnleyfc

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I believe not. I think someone did similar but over 24 hours in Edinburgh.

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This was a fun gig. My mum and dad were there. That was a mistake on their part. I had *material*. (My brother was there and loved it. “I cannot believe you had the balls to say any of that.”)

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I occasionally tell people that I was part of a world record (twice!). They don’t believe me. Fools. Fools I tell you.

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Went for “mean and moody mf-er”. Didn’t make it.

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And continuing the trip down memory lane, of interest to @martysg.com

One for @dismalchips.bsky.social - this was the result of me having a stupid idea in the pub after an improv class and everyone going “Good idea! Make it happen!” “You know what would be funny? If we made a bunch of placards and protested the protest.”

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More trips down memory lane… IIRC the talk by @helenmccarthy51.bsky.social Contanimeted 1993 was filmed for a documentary by the BBC

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*checks score* *checks score again* *bangs side of phone* *checks score again* #burnleyfc

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First (and I think only) player to play in the top seven divisions of English football in consecutive order.

That as strong a lineup as we can expect. It’s what they do with it that is the problem. #burnleyfc

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So, does anyone need a couple of hundred blank writable DVDs? (No cases, but in one of those tub type things.) Free to a good home, if you pay postage. #forsale

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The absolute poster boy for “I want things to be better. No, not like that.”

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treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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I really should be sending these to @ceefaux.bsky.social or something. I’ve got tens of the buggers.

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Really glad all the media guys have put their heads together and decided that neurodivergent people are the next group to go after. Fair enough, we've had it far too easy for far too long.

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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max 2. Mel Gibson, The Lord Humongous and Spencer Tracy race to find a hidden stash of guzzoline.

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Over the Top Gun Tom Cruise attends a school for Americas best arm wrestling truckers.

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In The Name Of The Father of the Bride Steve Martin struggles with organising his daughter’s wedding with hilarious consequences, such as being falsely imprisoned for blowing up a pub.

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Clash of the Titanic Featured stop motion Leonardo de Caprio and Kate Winslet.

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