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@uhm-pooper.bsky.social
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a Normal Guy having a Normal Time 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇲🇽🇮🇪 (They/Them)

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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@cheekface.bsky.social could you please weigh in?
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
jesus christ be praised
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
refusing to write “lmao” because mao only took ws
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
you guys aren't ready to hear it yet, but Joe Biden
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I went offline for 3 weeks and instantly formed meaningful connections in the real world. What a concept.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Actually just gonna uninstall for at least a month. Peace.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Pokémon strikes me as the very epitome of soulless corporate “art”
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Probably gonna delete this account for the old mental health. Tell me how much you love me while you still can.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I hope the world explodes I hope that we all die We can watch the highlights in hell I hope they’re televised.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
People who say "I was today years old" when sharing a piece of new information to them should be prosecuted under the Online Safety Act.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It’s okay to not fw retro games
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Being leftists is being right too early. Example: I said in 2019 the mcu needed to reboot after endgame. It took almost seven years for other people to also be right.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The YouTube video I’m watching keeps playing the discord message noise and i only talk to one specific person on discord so my heart keeps skipping every time i hear it. Not cool, please don’t play with me like that.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
RIP Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. You two would’ve loved 15 Minutes by Sabrina Carpenter.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Social media became way less fun when old people leaned how to block accounts
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Even if i agreed with critical drinker or thought he knew what he was talking about or that his content was any good or that he wasn’t vile i still wouldn’t be able to watch his videos because of the way he speaks
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is not an insult, I’m just saying sports people very much are just nerds
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think extrajudicial murder and ethnic cleansing are quite a bit more impeachable than comparatively run-of-the-mill corruption.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
in 2026 they should make a place where you can consistently read a bunch of funny posts again
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“Lemme just get this toothpaste back in the tube real quick”
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is a real problem and it’s actually ageist that i have to deal with it! No i am not interested in any solutions!
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I forgot that i added “phd in eating pussy” to my bio when i was stoned
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Going from Sucker’s Prayer by The Decmberists straight into SEE U DANCE (feat. Rebecca Black) by Joey Valence and Brae is a banger playlist to be sure.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I wanna love somebody but i don’t know how I’ve been so long lonely and it’s getting me down I wanna throw my body in the river and drown I wanna love somebody but i don’t know how
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hades is so fun but the writing and characters are unrepentantly obnoxious.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Meme of a sweating man choosing between two buttons labeled "The Left are a massive voting bloc who decide elections" and "The Left are an insignificant online fringe"
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Laughter does not equal endorsement.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/12/2025
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
Cougar poking its head through wrapping paper
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Resident evil VIII is such a massive step down from VII so far
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Why does every villager in resident evil village have an American accent?
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If you held an event for anything other than sports on Christmas, everyone would invariably be like “really? You have to do this on Christmas?”
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
There’s a big neoliberal fetish for saying every homophobic person is gay and therefore it’s okay to be homophobic to the people we’re assuming are gay. Not that being gay is bad! But they’re bad and gay! And it’s okay if you’re gay as long as you don’t hide it or something.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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Eric "Halloween Appreciator" Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 25/12/2025
Guy sitting on a pile of gold: "im all for Universal Healthcare, but how do we make it happen? Be realistic."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, Santa has passed away.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
theonion.com
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’...
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Post through it Alan
Are the Epstein Files – including the fake ones – A New Form of McCarthyism?
Alan Dershowitz
Dec 24, 2025
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Imagine making a living out of being contrarian and convincing dipshits it’s the same as being smart.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Chubby squirrel
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
There’s nothing i love more than looking out my window and seeing a little critter doing his thing.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The shit my mom texts me about is so funny
Did you hear that the Call of Duty® guy died but also he died like he was the grand theft, auto guy and I'm not trying to make a funny joke it just is what I'm observing
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The 60 minutes people just need to air the CECOT piece withiut approval. There’s gotta be some way to sneak it in. Do your jobs.
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abolish shidder @uhm-pooper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
*strips of flesh cling to my bloodied fingers as i continue forcing the square peg into the round hole* 2026 will be my year
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
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