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That's the Saints Experience. Just a fucking mirrored chamber of monkeys paws.

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The Popeye's they show in commercials seems like a really magical place. The one by my old house at Carrollton and Earhart was once out of chicken and the lady working drive through would have murdered everyone in this latest ad. I felt bad asking for chicken from the chicken place

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"Not the world you want to live in," says Drew Brees, going deeper than perhaps he realizes.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Do they still sell those giant barrels of lube?

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Looks like you have a billing address and a mailing address to which to send boxes of fecal matter or fireants or whatever, should that be your jam.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A+ Fresno State fan shot

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Means you'll get the cancer meant for me. Thanks for that.

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If someone says platter one more time I'm gonna lose it

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

May finally sign up for one of those awful sports gambling apps so I can take the over on number of three and outs

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Really something that folks who turn into historical mind reading lawyers when discussing the militia part of the second amendment become real abstract thinkers when discussing the four words of the sixth commandment.

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Auto start really is the best

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mike Ditka making it to 86 makes me think alcohol might not be that bad for you.

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Retiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

THAT'S WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING WRITING IS FOR YOU DUMBASS!

Headline for opinion piece (by an AI policy wonk):
Opinion: Stop fighting it. AI writes better, but you are still the author.
We must shift our energy away from generating flawless text toward contributing unique personal perspectives

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You mean the thing whose arc bends towards nazism and suicide tips? That thing can't accurately fill in for humanity? Ya don't say.

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Forgot who the Saints are playing Sunday and whoo boy, I might just sit on the ground and throw rocks straight up instead.

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Really enjoyed Lanterns. The changes they made weren't anything out of the ordinary for a new run of a comic series.

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To quote a famed economist from the movie Half Baked, "By our calculations... it's fucking impossible, man!"

Headline saying AI industry needs to rake in $6 trillion in sales by 2031 to sustain its global build-out.

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Bang gang = gang bang of course. Not sure how I fucked that up :)

I lived two decades in Georgia and most of one in Atlanta and take comfort in this- Atlanta sucks so much ass. Just a strip mall of a society convinced that their interstate bang gang is actually a worthwhile culture. It is not. Charlotte is baby Atlanta and I'd live there first any day of the week.

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Is the manning family hospital ad dunking on other... Children's hospitals?

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Don't know if I would put "From the river" in my garbage ad regardless how that sentence ends

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Fuck yes to this halftime show. Confuse the fuck out of some crackers up in Fulton County. Granny's in Marietta clutching some pearls.

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Probably why I don't have the PhD stuff

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Now if I had a terminal degree? Different story. If I was a PhD every motherfucker I met would call me doctor. I tell my wife (biology PhD from Tufts) that she is a well educated fool for not doing this.

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Acronym? Letters? Whatever, my master's (Ueberbill, MSCS) wasn't in english

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Also putting your master's acronym after your name is pretty cringe. Don't do that.

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I actually missed that, which is a sign of a good ad

I hate that I know who Pat McAfee is

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Jesus, that sheriff ad TOUTING his MBA. Brother, I'd leave that off my CV

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My favorite phrase used to describe a rivalry (in this case between my alma mater Ga Tech and UGA) is Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate.

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Had our first rehearsal for the musical in December. We learned a dance. Fortunately as Ebenezer Scrooge my role is mostly to look disgusted.

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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No I looked it up, it was 2 FGs and a safety.

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this is the one i come back to all the time as the pinnacle of the genre

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The local high school re-opened after being destroyed by Helene and driving past last Friday I saw the football score on their new scoreboard. They beat the away team 66-8. How do you suck enough to get 66 points hung on you but still be good enough to pick up a safety to go along with your 2 FGs?

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I like it now, elementary school not so much. I'm very much a 'Bill'

As a man whose first name is Maurice, this song has haunted my life since I was a boy.

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Sucks that the best thing to happen to my favorite football team in the last 16 years is that in that timespan a DIFFERENT football team blew a 28-3 lead.