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ueberbill

@ueberbill.bsky.social
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God I hope this place sucks less than the last one, because god forbid I just stop being on social media. He/Him. Get fucked, fascists.

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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a clip of a foodtuber who ended it with the following, haunting words- "If marriage was beneficial to women, they would have already taken it away from us" and... no lie detected. BRB, gonna go hug my wife.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easily the best one
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up here there are some farmers who sell raw milk. They have signs saying it's for pet use. I took a fermentation class at the Green Project in NOLA once where the crustifarian who taught it said that Louis Pasteur was "a well-intentioned asshole" who screwed things up. So dumb people are everywhere.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ketamine- not even once.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People truly believe their children are not autonomous beings. I see this over and over again with the transphobes in my comments. They think their children are a direct extension of themselves. Not only that they are the boss of their kids, but that their kids don’t have independent humanity.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And again
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Clown Makeup Transformation
ALT: Clown Makeup Transformation
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Clown Makeup Transformation
ALT: Clown Makeup Transformation
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That looked EXACTLY like the not fumble against the Lions
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love that the TV people were like, "We need a TV show about a guy who tracks people. We could call it something like 'Tracker', but not that fucking stupid."
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wowzers. Who... dat?
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair, it's not just associated with cigarettes, it's also associated with mouth cancer.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please be Dr Bong
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love zooming in on the pictures of these kinda of things. Dork ass losers.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit Kozmo dot com, my favorite of the dot com bubble sites.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the trailer that all the major platforms refuse to run as a paid ad:
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are reading a skeet (gross) from the next Ebenezer Scrooge in Elizabethton's Bonnie Kate Theater's winter production of VHS Christmas Carol. I have no idea what I'm doing and this dude is on stage the whole time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieC-...
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VHS CHRISTMAS CAROL: LIVE!
YouTube video by Team StarKid
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did my first leg day in a looooong time yesterday and I am fucked if I encounter stairs tomorrow.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just auditioned for a local musical, a thing I haven't done in 46 years of life. Pretty fun!
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're all having such a bad time
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very happy to be wrong. What a roller coaster.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pleasantly surprised about the Saints just now, but we'll probably score and leave enough time for them to score because that is the one thing the Saints are better at than any team in NFL history.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wheels are coming off the wagon and the wagon is on fire and the wheels are exploding
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On September 18, Tilly Norwood, my friend, died. She fucking died.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil was so damn good. I screamed out loud at one point and was laughing a minute later. I am so happy at this new golden age of horror we've found ourselves in.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
💀
tanya
@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
me: there's two wolves inside of me
kash patel: you're hired
16:11 • 9/18/26 • 541K Views
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most of the most interesting people I know are not STEM-y but so very well rounded. Humanities do that rounding.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think hobbies are so important as I prepare (in twenty years) for retirement. My father and his father and mom's father only knew work. My dad was part time well into his seventies and FUCK THAT. Pottery is my newest love and I've gotten to a point where I really feel like I know what I'm doing.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My dad was teaching a class at USF, and so when I was maybe 14 I got to go to USF basketball camp for free. I wasn’t a basketball player, but it was so cool! I learned so much in a week. Anyway, it just occurred to me how many people believe my transgender daughter shouldn’t be allowed to do that.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
i thought this was very funny
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Firefly: My Days of Not Taking You Seriously
ALT: Firefly: My Days of Not Taking You Seriously
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've had sex, so... that's a cheap joke. I am happy and loved and honestly hotter than I was at 20 so yeah, impressed.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just once in my life i would love for an interviewer or reporter or podcaster who hears this line to simply say "what the fuck are you talking about"
Legacki: Exactly. But you know, I think when you look at some of the comments from voters related to this poll, it goes to show that our position is improving every day, but we shouldn’t necessarily take that for granted. I think there’s a clear call from a lot of these voters, and some of the comments that they gave, that they just want normalcy, they want centrism. They’re tired of swinging back and forth from the far right to the far left.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I work as a developer for a company that isn't a software company and the number of non-developers who just cold call me on teams is insane. Thought perhaps it was generational, boomer-ass stuff, but now think perhaps it is industry related?
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But on the other hand, the worst person to ever be on the show Traitors (which is quite a bar to clear) has THIS opinion www.foxnews.com/media/michae...
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Michael Rapaport cheers Macklemore getting dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour, says 'f--- you'
Actor Michael Rapaport celebrated Macklemore being kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour after calling to "Free Palestine" and performing his anti-Israel song.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought I was thoroughly decent at it, but turns out I have been fucking all wrong.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kennedy, you're cosplaying as a fucking Kentucky Colonel, you should absolutely go all in and fuck a cow.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I am not complicit" is what I would have said to my mom standing over a broken lamp with a baseball bat in my hand if I had known what 'complicit' meant when I was 7.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tired: "I don't want to waste your time, I'll take a look and get back to you" Wired: "I don't want to waste your time, now watch on screensahre as I meander through every permutation of every possible option in our entire application."
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI in Zillow is hilarious. There's a 12 acre lot near us that is a wedge that goes straight up a mountain. The realtor AI'd the shit out of it to make a driveway and a cabin that, with excavation, would conservatively cost 750k.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a...
A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.
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Defector @defector.com · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft now decides who tours with Ed Sheeran: defector.com/robert-kraft...
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Robert Kraft Now Decides Who Tours With Ed Sheeran | Defector
On Monday morning, the rapper Macklemore posted a lengthy Instagram statement alleging that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and other NFL owners pitched a hissy-fit to get him dropped from…
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice try, Saints. You're gonna look like you're turning this game around and then Shough is gonna step on a rake, hand the ball to a Lion, and then his pants are going to fall down.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love how the TV people just assumed that TD was the Lions'. Honestly good instincts.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have to keep remind myself to put my phone down to watch the Saints game and then I do and immediately pick my phone back up.
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ueberbill @ueberbill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Obviously these monsters caused real and lasting harm, but imagine coming up with that outfit and saying to yourself, "Truly I am of the superior race. This will inspire fear in my enemies"
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