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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins

@uberphish.bsky.social
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Writer, Worldbuilder, DM, QA Professional He/Him tapas.io/series/Merely-Players www.ryanctompkins.me

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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 13h
Your players are fools to not recognize: Your love of dinos obviously extends to the Thesaurus.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 17h
I've been having a pretty rough week, but then I got an email that turned my 'everything is kinda falling apart' anxiety into 'everything could suddenly become incredible so long as I don't mess this up' anxiety. Not happy with the constant chest tightness, but It'll be worth it if this pans out.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 21h
Worked overnight stocking at a Target for 2 weeks, put in my 2 weeks, managed to escape the day the Black Friday stuff was coming in...
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I've had NSP's "We're Going on a Date" stuck in my head all morning so you might like to hear it, too. youtu.be/mfdpJ6hbYdA
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Going On A Date - NSP
YouTube video by Ninja Sex Party
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Congrats to both of you!
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like a whole lot of covers - I Will Survive by Cake, Johnny Cash's Hurt, All Along the Watch Tower by Jimi Hendrix (which I learned was originally a Bob Dylan song) - but a more recent favorite came out of left field from one of my sisters: youtu.be/Z3uMza1ikF0?...
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Fall For Me Bluegrass cover by Tokengrass (originally by Sleep Token)
YouTube video by TokenGrass
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From what I recall from some past video essays I've watched... Some form of reincarnation or time loop wherein people who love each other have to make a clear-cut but awful decision in order to end a cycle of abuse/tyranny/fascism. I seem to remember there being LGBT themes. Also cars at some point.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you haven't seen, folks can tell from the in-game shadow that the bench does indeed have chicken (pigeon?) legs, so they did exactly what needed to be done.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/F_ogz...
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It only takes one time
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had the Genesis version of this, and while I was terrible at it and never got further than the second or third level, the opening theme song was an absolute jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAb...
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Chuck Rock Intro Theme Song - Sega Mega Drive/Genesis
YouTube video by LeeGamerUK
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Planning on sending out the invite links to a few friendgroups tomorrow, and anxiety's hitting me hard. Had several comments of interest when we first raised the possibility, but very little response to questions and polls posed later. Still... got a few confirmed folks, and I'm sure we'll have fun.
A broad screenshot of the spawn zone of the Vintage Story server, featuring a river valley and some distant hills. A stone teleportation stone represents where players will spawn into the world, and a rope bridge crosses over the wide river nearby.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For the last month-ish, I've been working with some folks in some of the communities I'm in to set up a small-ish Vintage Story server with a lot of interesting mods in the hopes of building a little village together. Might be fun to dust off the ol' Twitch account for when that goes live...
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed by some of the things I've done (and even a few that I'm still doing), but probably disappointed by where I've currently landed. Sometimes it takes a lot longer to get back on the horse than you'd like...
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a huge point I feel I've run into my last few job hunts. I don't really like to lead; I enjoy just helping a project come together. But most non-entry level QA jobs, even ones just marked 'senior', expect a history that includes leading a team. Without that, I'm both over and underqualified.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me, a cave dweller, feeling this but earnestly and considering the cold and grey the 'nice weather'
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Oscar The Grouch Shakes Head in Trash Can
ALT: Oscar The Grouch Shakes Head in Trash Can
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I relate to these sentiments quite a bit. Hanging with folks would be nice. I like personal connection! But also... I do enjoy my quiet solitude.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I tend to enjoy Roguelikes where the story is sort of contained to a single run, but there's more to find if you go 'round again. Risk of Rain 2 is the big one. Inscryption is also good in that there's a breakpoint in the loops once you have a handle on the game.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the better building systems in the genre once you get a handle on the controls, a solid RPG skill tree, and enough levers in the world options to play as hardcore or as chill as you want. A strong recommendation from me!
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Got some of my past (and one present) folks who I'd be honored to see find new lives!
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
❤️Hey friends ❤️ I'm in need of some help. I have to raise 3000 USD in 5 days. ✨️ Shares would be super appreciated! ✨️ I have tons of things available in my shop, NOW 15% OFF, and freebies go out with every order! ❤️I know times are tough for everyone, so all I can ask for is shares!❤️ Links below
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm also open to entry-level Writer/Narrative roles, though those are obviously a much rarer sight. Just a terrible last few years to try and find jobs in this industry... Especially as someone in a non-coding role.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Been a while, so it might be worth putting out the call again: If anyone knows of any open game dev QA roles, preferably remote though at this point I'm not too picky, I'm still on the hunt and have had no luck almost a year out from my previous company laying me (and most of the department) off.
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Manticore @manticorefalco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Quality Analyst: * SET playerEmotionalState 49 * SET playerEmotionalState 50 Expected result: glass should transition from half empty to half full.
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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
character design commission i forgot to post #dnd | #dragonborn
Illustration of a slim black dragonborn artificer deftly reloading his revolver with large magical ammo. He's dressed in a white shirt, black bolero, tan pants, and black and brown boots. On top is a set of leather harnesses on the chest, legs, waist, and tail, supporting accessories like pauldrons, gun holster, ammo slots, and utility bags. His expression is serious, but delicate.

Detail closeup, from the waist up. Shows the waist accessories, gun, and face.

furry furryart scaly scalie scalieart dragonborn dragon dnd dungeons and dragons fantasy artificer dndoc furryoc gun break action revolver character outfit design horns leather gear
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Dan Floyd @danfloydplus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now is an incredibly good time to buy a Double Fine game
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My FIRST first character has been lost, but my first true main, Ibex, lives on. Had a bit of a Kralkatorrik phase and lost her leg in Cantha, but otherwise doing pretty well. Also, it's hilarious to me that so far all of the responses I see are Charr :P
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The frustrating part of it for me is that it's ABSOLUTELY a 'for me' game in terms of aesthetics and vibes, but it's once again the time-crunch that pushed me away from Nightreign and PvP on top of that. A damn shame, but I hope the folks that love it have a good time and we get good Zork fanart.
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 ✦ KICKSTARTER!!! @sarenstone.com · 20/08/2026
What if Cheats was a swarmkeeper ranger in a fantasy setting? If you wanna find out with me, you can watch us goof around in DJ&D tonight as @jocat.net runs a brand new little side campaign for us! watch along ▶️ www.twitch.tv/causeimdanjo...
A flat colored sketch of a man in mothbitten adventurers gear and a fluffy hood. He's wearing a metal helm and has a bow slung over his back, and is covered in white moths.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pretty sure you could make a Kids On Bikes variant to fit those vibes in a day and a half, tops :P
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As someone who can't stand them on a 'for myself' basis but somehow still enjoys seeing how other people interact with them, I'll be awaiting your opinions with great interest.
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sora in Kingdom Hearts 4 Coco makeup standing behind Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango in his grim reaper hood.

Sora says, "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Manny."
Manny says, "Sí"
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The design ethos of 2 really did seem to be 'we like what Warframe does by adding a greeble to every vertex, but we also can't even commit to that'.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Damn right I am! I usually order my Watch Later by video length, but this baby's getting special treatment :P
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And earbuds? Please. I wear over-ear headphones because I want them to KNOW I can't hear them :P
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Adam Kania @aviananimator.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am motivated to play Deadlock youtu.be/PSLZ17jCjLU?...
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Meet the Gargoyle
YouTube video by That Gray Cartoon Pony
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World Of IO/IOverse @worldofioyt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New D&D Animated Short! I think she's certain of the consequences now 💥 #ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e
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natalie @nanelsonart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Pharloom is a land of harsh extremes. Perhaps that is, in part, why the pilgrims have a culture of testing themselves against it so fervently." ... "Once I have completed the search for my master, I would like to return and attempt the climb in full. " Mount Fay #silksong
Mount Fay. Illustration featuring a location in the video game SilkSong. Hornet sits at the base with Shakra standing nearby, and the two gaze up at its intimidating peaks. The dialogue is part of a conversation the two exchange as they discuss the mountain and the pilgrims of the land.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have annoyed several people with how often I say this: Why can you not get those brown butter/brown sugar cookies without chocolate chips in them? It's a delicious cookie base, and sometimes I just want it plain! I know I'm not the only one, and yet they refuse to give it to us!
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Used to be they were nostalgic because they had the games and IPs you grew up with. Now they're nostalgic because they're only /moderately/ anti-consumer and typically have UI/UX on par with acceptable standards in the early 2000s.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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has anyone else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? That's pretty problematic of the author

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the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/

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Really it's also problematic that you started reading it, at all. I mean, good on you for stopping when you realized but if you were *really* a good and decent person you would have read reviews first and known not to even buy it in the first place.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/07/2026
Just had a first poke around Fading Echo, which came out this week but seem to have sold approximately nil. Which is terrible, as it's VERY good and very slick so far. A kinda Splatoon-inspired platform action adventure. You can turn into a water-blob form that absorbs elemental effects from liquids
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Fading Echo is a fast-paced elemental action-adventure RPG where creativity fuels combat. Manipulate water, trigger chain reactions, and shift through surreal worlds as One, a young Legend on a missio...
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I feel like the most fitting options are Scooter, Bert, and Statler... and damn if it doesn't sometimes feel like Beaker's in the mix somewhere.
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Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Reskeeting with alt text But yeah this Ive had quite a few people ask me "wait you've never used it? Why not it's so fun" and I'm there like why would I want someoen else to do the thing I love for me? Its the same as when I say I don't want players to design my world thr making is what I love!
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As a writer who doesn't use Al, it's not like there is some temptation I am resisting.

I am a writer. I engage in the act of writing.

It's like asking if someone who loves to play tennis would prefer sitting on the sidelines and watching a robot play tennis. They'd be like, "No, man, it would just make me want to play tennis."

There's no temptation; the very idea is baffling.
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The poor guy had to share a tongue with Bubble when things were going WELL, I can't imagine even godlike power suddenly getting him three to himself!
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
here’s my LucasArts tribute loop, which I’ve slowly been adding characters to for some years:
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Ryan "Uberphish" Tompkins @uberphish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Honestly nice of the algorithm to hit a point where it goes 'You're no longer in a place where this would be parasocial. Now it's networking.'
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PureAsbestos @pureasbestos.com · 11/07/2026
"Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery" edited so that Lenin is holding a gun pointing at the painting, which has a shoddily concealed Meccha Chameleon character hiding on it.
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