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Viv

@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
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She/her. I'm that reply girl who shows up in your posts offering encouragement and compliments. Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.

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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
Tricky because I was in the New Jack Swing camp but this one always got me: youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?...
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The Breeders - Cannonball (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by The Breeders
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 9h
Today at work, i saw a man jogging while juggling. Thank you sir for making my day 10 percent more interesting
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: i got the miracle out of my ass. Fear me
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South Park: On My Way Lemmiwinks
Alt: South Park: On My Way Lemmiwinks
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's incredibly demoralizing
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This morning I have been given a near impossible demand and the task of pulling a miracle out of my ass. Wish me luck
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to say that my dog does not try to cheer me up. She kind of gives us this look of GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER before leaving the room
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If cynicism, and yet still hopes, had a name it would be Frank.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo, step off I'm doin the hump...
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Miss Piggy Behind Bars in Jail Cell
Alt: Miss Piggy Behind Bars in Jail Cell
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went to a corgi picnic today and I would like to fall over because I'm so tired.
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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight I picked up hours babysitting two corgis. I have brushed one corgi out of a dog and now she is curled up next to me happy as a clam.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This morning I got hit with an uncomfortable truth. At least I'm trying to do better with it instead of running from it or denying it.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it per penis? How much of a look? How much do I get if I touch one? How much if I kiss the tip?
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Pera
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Joe Pera: It's Absolutely Phenomenal
Alt: Joe Pera: It's Absolutely Phenomenal
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rolf. Unflappable and cool.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week is kicking my ass and I'm so tired of driving everywhere. I need rest
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now in my age I have to be careful in the mosh pit. It can be hard on my joints. And I better be in bed by 10:30
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kdc.bsky.social
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok. This image is cursed
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am this guy
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i hate us
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KMS Bezio @kayemesbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember this, Madison peeps?
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love how McKay and Ferrell worked together. They were funny and also brought this stuff to the table
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fulana de tal @soulamami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bloop!
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My sister reminded me that today is the 30th anniversary of my dad's death. Like most things, my relationship with him was complicated. But I think he would be proud of both of us and how we turned out.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am not interested in fame. I just want to be familiar to my community of weirdos.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'That's Unpossible!'
Alt: Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'That's Unpossible!'
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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Tumbleweeds & Crickets: Awkward Silence Meme
Alt: Tumbleweeds & Crickets: Awkward Silence Meme
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamar...
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Everyone's Personality Can Be Described By Two Disney Characters, And I'm Willing To Bet They're Not The Two You Were Expecting
Not to be dramatic, but this quiz is gonna read you like a book.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am watching Grumpier old men and I am missing movies like this so much. Just a nice fun comedy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone said the Good place, so I'm going to say Crazy Ex Girlfriend
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Crazy Ex Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Alt: Crazy Ex Crazy Ex Girlfriend
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Achtung Baby Version 2.0
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I honestly don't know. Hopefully impressed. But I think she would've known this was going to happen given she was dating the husband.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
U2. Yes they are Dad Rock Blue. Yes they are sanctimonious at times and really annoying and Bono needs to take all the seats sometimes. But I love them.
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cooked
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Standing firmly for the dogfucker lobby 🫡
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Witchchild129 @brainchild129.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell plots triumphant return to Senate floor
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Return Of The Living Dead Skeleton
ALT: Return Of The Living Dead Skeleton
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Viv @uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Inconceivable! The Princess Bride
Alt: Inconceivable! The Princess Bride
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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primetime chris hansen robert pattinson you see how this looks right
Alt: primetime chris hansen robert pattinson you see how this looks right
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same thing would happen, is happening, in the U.S.
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