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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
a radical new take on the video essay, where the narration is replaced by subtitles en bloc, and the visuals are replaced by a physical medium of bleached wood pulp
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hmmmmm, AMAZING that such a SMALL QUANTITY of WATER can cause such trouble, BATMAN. You've been GARGLING for HOURS!! Batman (angrily): warglaglagraglarglagl
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
do all world cup referees have to be bald
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Last year, @gregcasar.bsky.social pitched me on a progressive Contract with America, a slate of populist bills that could get buy-in from the whole party, that anyone could run on in '26 and pass in '27. The Progressive Caucus unveiled that agenda today, and I talked to Casar about it.
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The Progressive Caucus Unveils Its Contract with America - The American Prospect
Reminiscent of the Gingrich Revolution, a multi-bill package would attack higher costs, raise wages, and get big money out of politics. Its architect sees it as a battle plan for the midterms.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
world's largest spaghetti noodle 2017 world record spaghetti spaghetti length world record john spaghetti record length john spaghetti world record spaghetti over 260 ft 260 ft spaghetti john spaghetti 260 ft world spaghetti association records department
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
'libs who got it right early & were dismissed' is kinda a wheelhouse of mine (see) & 'hysterical' is a term that keeps coming up, again, & again, & again - i might write an article just on that word at some point bsky.app/profile/polp...
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
David Simon's Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy David Simon's Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Finally, this binary view of the race omits Malcolm Kenyatta, who ran an authentic, inclusive progressive campaign and would have been the first openly LGBTQ+ Black Senator. Instead of insisting "folks should've supported Lamb," why didn't you support him? His story, like Lamb's, is ongoing. 9/
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i do not want to argue about gavin newsome again. can we argue about whether the ps3 has any games instead?
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
god damnit! we could have had a KICKER MVP
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I wish Chicago was real
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@mycowforbeans.bsky.social does this do something for you?
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Least surprising news of my life
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I would be so mad in 2022 if you told me I'd look back fondly on 2022
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Avatar 3 is really really good
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
anyone got any novel ideas for soups?
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Furthermore, Patullo must atone for his crimes
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Kevin Patullo must atone for his sins
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
kinda wild that "republicans want you to starve" is right there and nobody is running ads about it
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
irish coffee, a cheesesteak from little sicily 2, and my f5 button. a date made in heaven
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Can you think of a better omen for election day?
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Stephen Stirling @sstirling.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Pennsylvania and Philadelphia population, by race, one dot per person.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don't think they're counting the innings right. should be 9
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
i made a model to assign scores for how robustly US politicians oppose fascism & graded 13 leading dems criteria & method QTed, individual results in 🧵 below:
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A window into Philadelphia this evening
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
TRUTH
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
world's largest spaghetti noodle 2017 world record spaghetti spaghetti length world record john spaghetti record length john spaghetti world record spaghetti over 260 ft 260 ft spaghetti john spaghetti 260 ft world spaghetti association records department
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
npr host considers the opinion of undecided pennsylvania voter when ordering appetizers
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
you're telling me a whitest kid i know directed weapons???
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
mom says it's my turn on the torment nexus
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
serving cunt? how half-baked. i'm serving a delicious cassoulét. chef ramsey is going to choose me
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I just realized a Giants fan owes $500 to a charity of my choice 💸💸💸 www.phillyvoice.com/i-just-reali...
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I just realized a Giants fan owes $500 to a charity of my choice
In the past, we would publish the emails we received from angry fans following our dumpster fire series. I took a peek back at some of the emails of yesteryear, and made an interesting discovery.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
fucking hell
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
AIDungeon .py used to do this sort of thing 7 years ago.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
BREAKING: Crypto wallet linked to new Pope gave $1,100 to Rudy Giuliani defense fund
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The body and blood of Christ
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
if you called an old prison cell "a historic brownstone studio" new yorkers would rent it for $4500 a month
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
You just fell for the Poster's Gambit
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Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was scheduled to give a talk on Palestine at a student conference at @notredame.bsky.social. The University rescinded my talk a week in advance citing an extremely flimsy excuse. It is truly disgusting. Attached is the letter I received and my reply, link below...
Dear Dr. Abdelhadi,



The Keough School of Global Affairs, which houses the Kroc Institute for International Peace Studies, recently learned of your keynote speech at their student conference next weekend. The University of Notre Dame requires that all events or lectures related to Israel/Palestine have ND Police security and planning.  We were unaware of your planned lecture, and since this conference overlaps with two other annual events on campus, we cannot provide security at short notice. For this reason, we respectfully request that you do not participate in the conference. The Kroc Institute will honor any honorarium that was awarded for this event. We apologize for any inconvenience. 



Sincerely,

Mary Gallagher


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Mary E. Gallagher
Marilyn Keough Dean
Keough School of Global Affairs
University of Notre Dame
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Narcoleptic Rehab Center Found to be Hotbed of Woke Ideology
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Amendment XXII: "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" Article II: "the Same shall devolve on the Vice President" get your heads out of your asses. there's your textual argument.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
job interviewers are always asking you questions like "when was a time you had to improvise" or "how do you perform under pressure". none of them ever ask if i want to go double or nothing on a video bonus question.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
15 years later, and with no cgi, i can work from home and be my own boss
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
breaking the graph
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
narendra modi big naturals??? www.ndtv.com/india-news/j...
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"PM Modi's Chest Probably Measures 65 Inches": Rajnath Singh
Defence Minister Rajnath Singh on Sunday praised Prime Minister Narendra Modi saying his chest measures 65 inches and not 56 inches as people say.
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Tom @uberguuy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
get hungry. eat breakfast. get hungry. eat lunch. get hungry. the torture never ends
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