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Do you know how much BETTER life would be if people could just say "I did this accidentally" and acknowledge that they Did it instead of calling me and saying there is a mysterious thing wrong that must have ~just happened~

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

They've signed a lease in Philly babey 🙌🙌

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I think it's a business sin to have a really dark bathroom and a black toilet. How am I supposed to know if there is a bug in there?

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Blasted out of immersion in my forest biome fantasy novel when the peasant protagonist says something cracked like crabs' legs. Hello??? When have you seen a crab??

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

the worst part of flying alone is not having anyone’s hand to vise grip during takeoff and landing, thus ensuring the whole plane’s safety during both

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Kinda wild when your ringtone song suddenly becomes a popular sound for Instagram reels and you keep getting jump scared thinking someone's calling you

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

2-minute comic

Drawing of the artist in a sweater at a desk, scowling at an empty sketchbook page. TEXT: “Maybe the REAL problem is I don’t have the right system of little notebooks…”

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

For the love of God, if you're not talking about a straight romance, stop saying "the female main character." She's just the main character!

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Listennnn. sleeping in a room juice isn't allowed in and hearing her miserable baby cry through the door is one of the hardest things I've had to do

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Doran! @lumpyrocks.gobirds.online · 14/10/2025

Starting a Journey, Continuing a Journey ♡ Blood oath recommended but not strictly required

Katherine and Dorian's wedding. Left to right, bridesmaid in a green dress, Katherine in an orange suite, Officiant in am ornate black and gold dress, Dorian in a green suite, groomsman in a black suit w/orange tie.

Wedding memorabilia laid out on top of our suits, including: rainbow cufflinks, notebooks containing vows, back of a custom magic card, red flower, perfume, collar pins, 2 wedding bands and 2 engagement rings, 2 sets of earrings

Dorian getting a nosebleed mid-ceremony, leaning over to not bleed on suit while groomsman wipes off Dorian's hands

Drunk and smooching in front of neon lights

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

It's almost like I should ""keep doing the exercises"" even ""after the pain goes away"" or something

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

No matter how many times I go to physical therapy for different problems, it all comes back to my weak-ass hips

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Writing my baseball RPF in my mother-in-law's DMs

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

You want us to finish planning our wedding when both of our teams are in the postseason??

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

there is nothing more comforting to me with regard to how many bugs are in our house than talking to our neighbor and learning that their baby's second word was 'bug' because of how many bugs there are in their house too

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Dorian and I did just open our phones at nearly the same time to make nearly the same post

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I get on a zoning call to vote against the nimbys, but the sight of the real estate lawyer for the project immediately has me rabid to vote against the real estate developers

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

We get an all staff email whenever someone at work has a baby, sent by their manager, and I just think it's funny that apparently everyone is having a baby and immediately saying I gotta text some pictures of this bad boy to my boss

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

The thing that brings me the most joy every day!! Is that my neighbor has a baby and he brings his baby to our window to look at juice!!

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Waiting at the airport for the parking shuttle under the big sign that says "zone 3: parking shuttle", and the woman next to me says "I asked chatgpt and it said it's actually zone 4, I'm gonna go look over there" and then walks to zone 2

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I love Houston!!! I love seeing my friends!!! I love when they flirt with the idea of moving to Philadelphia!!!

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Wanted to change my pfp to one with my new haircut, remembered I took pictures in front of a nice bush the other week, went and looked at them and they're unfortunately all close ups of the inside of my nose because it was burning and I was trying to see what was wrong in there <\3

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Ball Knowers @ballknowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

the players came out wearing “Pay Us What You Owe Us” shirts

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

The shame of having to see your mother in law when her baseball team is whooping yours

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/05/2025

consulting gamefaqs to determine my wife's likes before gifting her a raw fish to max our relationship meter

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 28/05/2025

I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Some people were just not meant to take apart elfa closet systems 🤘😔

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

We are their SECOND move of the day. And going from one three story row home to another!!

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Movers are superheroes. I don't know how they do it, except by being much much stronger than me

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

theonion.com/historians-q...

From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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Doran! @lumpyrocks.gobirds.online · 31/03/2025

Lucy Dacus Send in the Clowns when???

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Charlotte. @charlotteirene.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Sometimes I see how my face is becoming jowlier as I get older and my first thought is always "😓" but my Second thought is "I look like my grandma 😊"

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Having a temp is just not helpful if I have to spend 3 hours on a call explaining what "employee name" means over and over again

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I can't get enough of art where the sun has a body!! Keep it up everyone!!

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I miss reading comprehension quizzes

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Do you think these knights at my dinner table are kissing?

Dimly lit, sort of illuminated manuscript style, painting of a night painted on the wall of a restaurant. He has another knight's hand on his chest. The knight directly in front of him is only half painted. There is another knight face between them. I'm sorry, I'm asking for help deciphering this image myself.

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Katherine @mycowforbeans.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

In the summer we have cold brew, and the pitcher makes 4 servings so that's 1 each for me & Dorian for 2 days. Hot coffee season though?? It's taken me 4 years to realize I can just make myself a second cup if I'm so inclined.

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