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@ubergreeny.bsky.social
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Andy. Kentish Fulham fan. Increasingly disillusioned with the world.

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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 1h
Peter Shilton is furious tonight
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"They have a coach in Roberto De Zerbi whose face evokes a state of permanent alarm, the expression of a man perpetually having a toilet door opened on him." 😂
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
God damn the new Fulham away kit is all kinds of sexy
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Michael Buffer probably getting about $8m for that
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When America tries to do "epic" it always, always comes off as cheap
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Come in agent Tuchel
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That has to be the biggest German capitulation since Stalingrad
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've got 104 cows
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shit yourselves harder England. I dare you
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Did they?! Must have missed that
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We are all Team Belgium tonight
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Were you up for Bellingham?
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In accordance with article 19.3, FIFA awards both England goals to Mexico
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This better be worth it.....
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Scraping through against minnows. PROPER England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Shearer is part of the problem. "it's about drive, determination" he says. No Alan. It's about creativity, guile, confidence
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ben Stokes has retired. Meh.
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Metlife stadium don't arf look shit with all that blue covering around the bottom of the stands
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now THIS is proper England
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm pretty sure Micah Richards has never knowingly said anything worthwhile
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Has anyone stolen a living more than Sam Matterface?
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well Anthony Gordon has been complete bollocks
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here we go
A tweet of mine from 2021 that says “When someone scores an own goal they should be forced to celebrate with the opposition as punishment.”
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fucking hell Pickford that is terrible keeping
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
At 41 years and 132 days Cristiano Ronaldo has just done fuck all in a world cup game against DR Congo 🤯🤯🤯🌟🌟🌟🤩🤩🤩🐐🐐🐐🍆🍆🍆
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
VAR ref casually doing the white power hand sign. Complete coincidence I'm sure.
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So Fulham's pursuit for Kieran McKenna has caused him to quit football. Massive club
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bloody squash these days. Some are double strength some are quadruple strength it's a god damn minefield
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ollie McBurney needs another tattoo
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Christ the BBC coverage of City is so sycophantic. They're owned by a nation and have cheated on an industrial level 🤮
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
So Silva to Benfica then. Sigh #ffc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Well run club doing well run club things. Watch Fulham's summer be a complete clown car fire
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
City Vs Arsenal. Jesus H Christ how can you more from the sublime to the ridiculous?!
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Man Utd score one of the worst goals, in every aspect, I have ever seen
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Goal of the season? Better than any overhead kick or postage stamp free-kick you'll see. Just gorgeous interplay, gorgeous finishing, gorgeous football.
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Irrelevant
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh Leno 🙈
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
column on the mansion tax refugees www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Won’t somebody please think of Britain’s poor £2m homeowners? Oh, wait – everyone already is | Jonathan Liew
Contrast the furious reaction to Rachel Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ to the response offered to those living with real housing injustice: indifference, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The histrionics in this game so far 🤮
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Harry Wilson is such an instinctive footballer
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social RIP Tom Stoppard. He's swearing at the coffee machine in the sky now
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Great win Fulham. Battered em truth be told. We're a good team. Gotta be more ruthless but today could be a catalyst?
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Well played Scotland. That was fun.
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A Funny Old Game @sidlambert.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This week in 1986: Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began. Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
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ubergreeny @ubergreeny.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No shots on target. Says it all really #ffc
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