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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓

@tywarning.bsky.social
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I got survivalism 😷 In-home carer / #pwLC / Sjögren's Caliphornian from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks ♿️🐈 🦌 🎶🧝‍♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼

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rae 😷 @cathoderae.bsky.social · 10h
reminder that Butlarian Jihad (against the machines) is the torment nexus. Paul sucks. he becomes an all-powerful and genocidal God-Emporer who was selectively bred by evil space nuns to avenge his father, whose downfall had a lot to do with his exploitation of the labor used to replace the machines
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 7h
Absolutely enraged that no one can help me get better. My only option is to get a job that’ll make me sicker! And then pay hundreds of dollars for health insurance. MIL won’t admit that she needs my help as a carer, and also won’t let me run the air conditioner downstairs.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 11h
In hindsight, it was the sap from the tomato plant that triggered the full body rash. My dominant fingers on each hand were where the itching began, that evening after I staked up this monster plant. Europeans used to think the fruit was poison, LMAO.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got all the chores done before 1 PM, and the rash didn’t return. 😎 humble brag 😎
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"GUIDE (Guiding an Improved Dementia Experience), a new Traditional Medicare benefit that improves the quality of life for people living with dementia, enhances support for caregivers, and helps people stay in their homes and communities longer." I hope I qualify! guide.ceresti.com
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Ceresti Care Navigation for the CMS GUIDE Program
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Nickelback
Soul movie poster (Pixar)The Breakfast Club movie poster
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Nickleback song won’t leave my brain. It’s infested my gray matter. I have been asked to stop humming it.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unsuccessful nap, guts hurt but the steroids are making me hungry. Hangry! Distracting myself with anti-POTS air conditioning until the sun sets.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frame #64200 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve got garlic-free hummus and garlic-free pesto in the house. I am Low-FODMAP blessed by this Low-FODMAP mess.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry but “I can’t believe Tom Morello didn’t vote for Kamala” is still extremely funny to me
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke up with a Christian-rocky melody stuck in my noggin' I was trying to remember the lyrics with Blondie, all the while MiL was listening on the other side of the door and needed to interrupt in case it was about her. I couldn't make it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing...
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Nickelback - How You Remind Me [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mental health day itinerary -Eat mandarins and goat cheese -Improve Sims 4 orphanage -Journaling about new Medicaid work requirements -Watch Dune with Rifftrax
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loved this episode! American colonialism was shaped by ridiculous assholes in beaver skin hats.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night was an ordeal. MIL accused me of sending information to the A.I., which she has been watching from the front window every night. She insisted they kept hiding the cats from her. She flashed me with the light switch to get me to stop. She needs new glasses and I need a break from her!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I’d be showing the fish on YouTube
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Damien Robitaille, Gurdeep Pandher & Suki perform and dance to PUMP UP THE JAM by Technotronic
YouTube video by Damien Robitaille
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It continues to be summer
The weather forecast for Nevada City, temperatures in the high 80’s to low 90’s
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These zucchini and leek fritters are delightful. As is my next dining table still life 🍅
Two zucchini fritters on a plate, one with yogurt sauce. On the second orange plate is a blue vase and two tomatoes, one red and one green.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewarding myself with blueberry waffles for lunch. Calling health insurance companies sucks shit.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister has decided that she doesn’t want to go to a group home, she’d prefer to stay in a secure facility. A schizophrenic who fell out with society, and doesn’t want back in. Can’t say I blame her, but I also will never fully understand. I was second mom scolding her all through childhood.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the future of gaming is either buying a PS2 and calling it a day, or mass piracy either path is bright
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blondie is sick with his usual post-covid symptoms. In his case that’s intestine, shoulder and neck pain. We probably don’t have an active Covid infection, either. Shit just breaks as the immune system goes for viruses. I’ve kept some tests in case he gets a cough or sore throat.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prednisone is so easy to lose. And it’s gross, I can no longer keep pills on my tongue as I find water.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Planned obsolescence, one step closer to the Silo timeline.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got steroids for the RASH and the updated Covid VAX yeah bbbbbooooiiii Tried to turn it into a Beastie Boys song.
A woman in an n/95 mask, showing off the  pharmacy bandage on her left arm.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many parallels to the Creative Sanctuary. A leftist, pay-what-you-can art studio and music residency. I worked there and volunteered time for free studio access. But they needed to switch to masks optional to make enough ticket sales. And I got fed up and left in 2022, they lost me.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mystery itchiness is back. No rash, just a tickle everywhere. This is why I wanted to check for hepatitis 😩 Sjögren’s disease loves to throw curveballs. #NEISVoid
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alert 🚨 This tomato is too damn tall, and still fruiting! 🌱 Added a person (me) for scale 💚
A woman standing under her San Marzano tomato plant.A full view of the tomato in a planter box, next to partially picked basil plants. Dry oak leaves litter the forest floor.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listening to Vivaldi’s Summer while I use the x-tra strength lotion on my crispy hands and feet.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Sims. I was really into Tomagatchi, and I played Myst in elementary school. But this takes the cake as my birthday game.
A birthday party in the Sims.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MIL woke up this morning and asked me about the old folks I take care of. Not her, mind you. The other elderly folks. She was taken aback to learn that was a dream, and that she had been living with Blondie and I for over a year. I call this phenomenon “getting unstuck in time.”
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welp, shat out all that liquid 4 hrs later. Back to the old drawing board.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She did it again. She put cat food in the litter box. 😩
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am deeply empathic, and am now furious at Battle.net for having such a difficult captcha. Blondie just wants to play Diablo again 😭 Oh now he got it. Time to kill zombies and turn shards into orbs.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Planes flying overhead to a big fire north of Tahoe. Which far enough away I don’t care, but close enough that the Watch Duty app is popping off. Just tell me when it crosses I-80, thank you 🔥
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#3GoodThings 1. Picked basil in the breezy morning 2. The San marzano tomatoes are still growing! I hope they don’t get got by an early visit of El Niño 3. Found out my CT scan was all clear, no -itises. But no info to follow-up on at the Sjögren’s clinic Whatever, we get pesto for lunch.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🌈 💊 🗃️ The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
A rainbow-colored 7 day pill organizer, with extra large compartments for extra large supplements.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Olaf scratched me twice last night, trying to get treats from my hand :( I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
A white and tabby cat lying on a light wood floor. Behind him on the floor is a framed black and white photo of a yogi.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Current status: eating a Gorgonzola rind. Current music: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 13/09/2026
🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cooler weather coincides with the Nevada County trade horse expo. I dream of going outside in reasonable attire for a few hours ☀️ 🐎
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apropos of nothing (I say this every time infrastructure news pops off)
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“ THE SCIENCE OF OIL ” 1962 SAUDI ARABIAN OIL PRODUCTION PROMO FILM ARAMCO RL10035
YouTube video by PeriscopeFilm
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Mandala Effect is when you think koans are trippy intricate patterns The Mancala Effect is when you think it's marbles The Miranda Effect is when you think cops need to actually say those to you or you don't have to go to jail The Melania Effect is when you hope your husband dies
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Misidentification is a problem for MIL. Yesterday she wore my boots, I told her to take them off, and by the afternoon they were under her bed. They are maroon, her’s are brown. They are Vasque, her’s are Renegade. They are size 8, her’s are 6. They have hard orthotic insoles she couldn’t feel.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/09/2026
An account on Twitter that post cat pics just retweeted this
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MIL rearranges the family photos to create circles of protection around her bed and wherever the cats are sleeping. Child Blondie is now helping Chi take peaceful naps.
A tabby cat curled up on a tartan blanket. Tucked under the blanket is a photo of a blonde boy.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PT gave me an ambitious equation to solve to combat orthostatic intolerance, my summertime nemesis. 0.5(weight in pounds)=ounces of water per day 0.5(184)=92 ounces per day I’m nowhere near there yet!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s a bug goin’ ‘round. MIL started coughing last night, and refused water because she has “too many planets in water” on her astrology chart. Blondie and I have the painful, roaming myalgias. Which I associate with a Long Covid immune system freak out. My wrist myalgia is especially shitty.
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