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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓

@tywarning.bsky.social
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I got survivalism 😷 In-home carer / #pwLC / Sjögren's Caliphornian from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks ♿️🐈 🦌 🎶🧝‍♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼

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rae 😷 @cathoderae.bsky.social · 16h
reminder that Butlarian Jihad (against the machines) is the torment nexus. Paul sucks. he becomes an all-powerful and genocidal God-Emporer who was selectively bred by evil space nuns to avenge his father, whose downfall had a lot to do with his exploitation of the labor used to replace the machines
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 11h
Social workers are very useless at moments like this. I can forgive Blondie for switching careers to photographer — which he can’t make any money doing either, because he is beholden to care for a woman who DOESN’T WANT HIM TO. GAH!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 12h
Absolutely enraged that no one can help me get better. My only option is to get a job that’ll make me sicker! And then pay hundreds of dollars for health insurance. MIL won’t admit that she needs my help as a carer, and also won’t let me run the air conditioner downstairs.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 17h
In hindsight, it was the sap from the tomato plant that triggered the full body rash. My dominant fingers on each hand were where the itching began, that evening after I staked up this monster plant. Europeans used to think the fruit was poison, LMAO.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got all the chores done before 1 PM, and the rash didn’t return. 😎 humble brag 😎
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elders on Medicare part C DO NOT QUALIFY. Goddamnit!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"GUIDE (Guiding an Improved Dementia Experience), a new Traditional Medicare benefit that improves the quality of life for people living with dementia, enhances support for caregivers, and helps people stay in their homes and communities longer." I hope I qualify! guide.ceresti.com
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Ceresti Care Navigation for the CMS GUIDE Program
Eligible for Medicare’s GUIDE Program? Discover how Ceresti helps families get expert dementia care support, guidance, and peace of mind.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how You remind me
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Nickelback
Soul movie poster (Pixar)The Breakfast Club movie poster
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Nickleback song won’t leave my brain. It’s infested my gray matter. I have been asked to stop humming it.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unsuccessful nap, guts hurt but the steroids are making me hungry. Hangry! Distracting myself with anti-POTS air conditioning until the sun sets.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frame #64200 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made nothing but flashing videos as an undergraduate. Got a stern talking to by a graduate TA after I nearly triggered his epilepsy. I now know that you can never assume!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve got garlic-free hummus and garlic-free pesto in the house. I am Low-FODMAP blessed by this Low-FODMAP mess.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry but “I can’t believe Tom Morello didn’t vote for Kamala” is still extremely funny to me
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm gonna start teaching her Nickleback songs if she insists on eavesdropping! I've been up, I've been down to the bottom of every bottle! Screaming words in my head say "Are we having fun yet?"
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke up with a Christian-rocky melody stuck in my noggin' I was trying to remember the lyrics with Blondie, all the while MiL was listening on the other side of the door and needed to interrupt in case it was about her. I couldn't make it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing...
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Nickelback - How You Remind Me [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Baths make me tired enough that I always need an anti-slip mat on the bottom. But it’s also my job to clean under it *grumble*
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Snack synchronicity!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mental health day itinerary -Eat mandarins and goat cheese -Improve Sims 4 orphanage -Journaling about new Medicaid work requirements -Watch Dune with Rifftrax
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you to the Tesla-driving, South African-Indian chaplain who talked with MIL for two hours yesterday. This morning she was way more open about her visual hallucinations, and looming anxiety about hip surgery.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loved this episode! American colonialism was shaped by ridiculous assholes in beaver skin hats.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night was an ordeal. MIL accused me of sending information to the A.I., which she has been watching from the front window every night. She insisted they kept hiding the cats from her. She flashed me with the light switch to get me to stop. She needs new glasses and I need a break from her!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I’d be showing the fish on YouTube
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Damien Robitaille, Gurdeep Pandher & Suki perform and dance to PUMP UP THE JAM by Technotronic
YouTube video by Damien Robitaille
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It continues to be summer
The weather forecast for Nevada City, temperatures in the high 80’s to low 90’s
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta put in extra effort on a meal using the vegetables you insisted on buying last week.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These zucchini and leek fritters are delightful. As is my next dining table still life 🍅
Two zucchini fritters on a plate, one with yogurt sauce. On the second orange plate is a blue vase and two tomatoes, one red and one green.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewarding myself with blueberry waffles for lunch. Calling health insurance companies sucks shit.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The aptly named book They Fuck You Up goes over the cycle of parenthood, how we emulate what we saw and end up passing our issues onto our children. I’m not having kids so now I’m considering how much MiL got berated by her family. Time to flip the conversation around.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today MiL and I argued over how she could make to-do lists everyday to make life easier, that’s how I manage many tasks. But she sees it as control, and was offended when I asked if the vibes were off. “You’re confrontational and you raise your voice” she said. Yeah, I do. I see a pattern.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister has decided that she doesn’t want to go to a group home, she’d prefer to stay in a secure facility. A schizophrenic who fell out with society, and doesn’t want back in. Can’t say I blame her, but I also will never fully understand. I was second mom scolding her all through childhood.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ain’t, but say hello to the downtown chickens when you next visit.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not so fun fact: my mom gave herself scromitting not from hash, just daily smoking of serveral pipes a day of California’s finest. She was misdiagnosed with gastritis for 8 years, and when she stopped 2 weeks later she could eat fruit again.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the future of gaming is either buying a PS2 and calling it a day, or mass piracy either path is bright
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blondie is sick with his usual post-covid symptoms. In his case that’s intestine, shoulder and neck pain. We probably don’t have an active Covid infection, either. Shit just breaks as the immune system goes for viruses. I’ve kept some tests in case he gets a cough or sore throat.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prednisone is so easy to lose. And it’s gross, I can no longer keep pills on my tongue as I find water.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw so many wolf dicks, you wouldn’t believe it
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For sure. Now tell me this, did they intentionally put shitty bulbs in the silos? Did they put the better bulbs in Silo 1 along with all those cryogenics pods? And how come Silo 1 got the sleek Macs, and Silo 18 got invincible box computers from 1982? What is Apple TV trying to say 🤔?
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Planned obsolescence, one step closer to the Silo timeline.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got steroids for the RASH and the updated Covid VAX yeah bbbbbooooiiii Tried to turn it into a Beastie Boys song.
A woman in an n/95 mask, showing off the  pharmacy bandage on her left arm.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The itching is down, but it’s still there. I do not get the butterfly rash so I don’t think it’s lupus. A TV doctor once taught me that it’s never lupus. Autoimmune reaction or drug reaction is what I’m left with exploring. Which brings me back to steroids and immunosuppressants, ugghhh
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A-okay. I’ve taken it for years and didn’t stop. The nurse called to check if I had any anaphylaxis, I seem to be fine except for sinus pressure. Gonna rest and get my ass to urgent care tomorrow if it persists.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yup
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Negative for Covid, antihistamines still don’t help. Gonna learn about Carthage and take an itchy nap.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bluesky, please manifest me a Covid test and a thermometer.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay NOW there is a rash. Gah!
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zyrtec, hydrocortisone cream, and dry skin lotion all didn’t help. Thank you, THC beverage, for finally conking me out. Don’t know if an epsom salt bath would make it better or worse 🤔
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many parallels to the Creative Sanctuary. A leftist, pay-what-you-can art studio and music residency. I worked there and volunteered time for free studio access. But they needed to switch to masks optional to make enough ticket sales. And I got fed up and left in 2022, they lost me.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mystery itchiness is back. No rash, just a tickle everywhere. This is why I wanted to check for hepatitis 😩 Sjögren’s disease loves to throw curveballs. #NEISVoid
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.
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