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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓

@tywarning.bsky.social
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I got survivalism 😷 In-home carer / #pwLC / Sjögren's Caliphornian from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks ♿️🐈 🦌 🎶🧝‍♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼

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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It continues to be summer
The weather forecast for Nevada City, temperatures in the high 80’s to low 90’s
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These zucchini and leek fritters are delightful. As is my next dining table still life 🍅
Two zucchini fritters on a plate, one with yogurt sauce. On the second orange plate is a blue vase and two tomatoes, one red and one green.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got steroids for the RASH and the updated Covid VAX yeah bbbbbooooiiii Tried to turn it into a Beastie Boys song.
A woman in an n/95 mask, showing off the  pharmacy bandage on her left arm.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alert 🚨 This tomato is too damn tall, and still fruiting! 🌱 Added a person (me) for scale 💚
A woman standing under her San Marzano tomato plant.A full view of the tomato in a planter box, next to partially picked basil plants. Dry oak leaves litter the forest floor.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Sims. I was really into Tomagatchi, and I played Myst in elementary school. But this takes the cake as my birthday game.
A birthday party in the Sims.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A deer at my window.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She did it again. She put cat food in the litter box. 😩
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🌈 💊 🗃️ The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
A rainbow-colored 7 day pill organizer, with extra large compartments for extra large supplements.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Olaf scratched me twice last night, trying to get treats from my hand :( I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
A white and tabby cat lying on a light wood floor. Behind him on the floor is a framed black and white photo of a yogi.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MIL rearranges the family photos to create circles of protection around her bed and wherever the cats are sleeping. Child Blondie is now helping Chi take peaceful naps.
A tabby cat curled up on a tartan blanket. Tucked under the blanket is a photo of a blonde boy.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck you CVS, and fuck you RFK Jr.! (I’m just assuming he’s responsible)
CVS Pharmacy Texts: KATHERINE T., the updated COVID-19 vaccine has arrived at CVS Pharmacy locations. Walk in or schedule your appointment today: cvs.co/bookCovid
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Garden report 🌱 The little rose had a second flower! Collected some dry green beans and neutered the newer basil — the most prosperous basil plants are eunuchs. Three tomatoes have formed, and baby squirrels are eating the kale. Gave the lavender extra water cause it’s getting crispy.
A small yellow rose from a stunted rose bush.The view under the tomato leaves revealed 3 green San Marzano tomatoes.A black cat named Luna nudges a pine seedling emerging from a stump.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s figured out where we hide the cat treats #Caturday
A white-and-tabby cat laying on a wood floor. Above him to the left is a bookcase filled with electronics, human supplements, and cat food in boxes.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@ironchefbot.bsky.social The French and Japanese share a love of gendered food metaphors.
A picture of a quail composited into a misty lake scene. Superimposed in Japanese and English is the text “Quail is the virgin. Duck is the mature woman.”
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The giant mute in question
Mr. Homn from Star Trek The Next Generation
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gotta mop the floors cause SIL is coming over and she demands I do the chores her mother never does. Crunchy ladies just let the soles of their feet get black.
Alanis Morissette on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. She is sitting shoeless on a lavender carpet with one dirty sole on display, an intentional decision by the photographer.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@ironchefbot.bsky.social I’m stealing your gimmick!
A basket of turnips overlayed with Japanese and English text “Daikon is the father. Turnip is the mother.”
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Garden report 🌱 Staked up the two larger tomato plants. They are fruiting 😍 Green beans are dying back, I wonder what could go in that spot for fall harvest? We have potatoes! Some of the purple ones are extra tiny, I should go through that pile of soil before I plant more sweet potato.
A glass bowl of small brown and purple potatoes sitting on a glass table.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
2. Periscope films. 1960's space and electronics films are the best when I'm too anxious to fall asleep. Hey look, it's Richard Feynman!
A man in a dark suit stands in front of a chalk board covered in equation.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I didn’t join my fams grocery shopping yesterday. Instead I conserved energy in preparation for digging up the russet and purple potatoes this morning. Two of the sweet potato slips are ready yeah boiiiiii 🌱
Two seedlings with reddish stems and green, heart shaped leaves. They are in a handmade brown and beige cup on a glass tabletop.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Kitty-corner
3 cats facing the corner of a room.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More gendered food quotes, Kaga? Hattori-San would never!
A picture of a quail superimposed on a misty lake view, overlayed with the text “Quail is the virgin. Duck is the mature woman.”
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They’re plotting something…
3 cats facing the corner of the room.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is how I know my partner loves me 🌽 he enjoys writing messages on takeout boxes that only I would get 💕 Vegan cornbread
A brown takeout container filled with cornbread. On the top flap ARE YOU BREADY?! is written in black sharpie, both R’s mirrored like in the KoRn logo.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Checking in on your blokes (house cats) for #Caturday
A small tabby cat with large ears. His legs are folded against each other as he lies on a beige and blue striped blanket.A white-fronted, swirl-pattered tabby snoozes on a multitude of blue pillows.A black cat lying next to a maple tree. She is in front of a tiny home with a red door.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kornography, a collection of KoRn b-sides. Jonathan opens his palms towards the viewer and smiles, behind him is a collage of pornography.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Alcohol is poon juice, pass it on.
A yam in a boiling pot with the caption
Hannya-to: A Buddist term for alcoholic drinks ("a female demon's fluid")
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How do I cut these Japanese sweet potatoes into slips? The russet potato bushes are dying back and I dream of an autumn sweet potato harvest. 🌱 🍠 🍂 🥔
Two sweet potatoes with maroon skin. Stems and leaves are emerging from opposite ends. A plate shaped like two parrots sits to the left.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate. Olaf likes the new cat crack sister-in-law bought 🐈
A white and tabby cat from above, lounging on a round red cat ball track with a cardboard scratcher in the middle. It has been dusted with cat nip.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They is brothers.
Postcard from 1902. A black and white photograph of two fluffy kittens, entitled “WE IS BROTHERS”
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Correction, Sims 4. I am so not keeping up with all the kids.
Two MacBook Pros of different generations. The smaller shinier one on the left is updating the EA app. Behind the laptops is a black bookcase and a green yoga ball.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sorry, gotta be patient until we can pirate it later 🏴‍☠️ ⚽️
Muted word list for seven days on Bluesky, including fútbol, soccer, Argentina, Spain, and World Cup.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Olaf was watching soccer. It’s kinda like bird watching, right? #Caturday
A white-fronted tabby in a bucket chair, looking to the left. His nose and chair are the same shade of pink. Behind him is a peace symbol blanket, and in the background there is an aged bamboo table with a glass top.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of the rare instances when our air quality is better than most everywhere else. Don’t worry Canada, California will catch up soon 🔥
An Air Quality Index map, showing smokey areas in orange and red across east Canada, Chicago and New York. My marker for Northern California is in the green zone, with an AQI of 23.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#ChronicIllness crew, please share any recipes you’ve got for homemade electrolyte mixes, e.g. those recommended for #POTS. Today I want to make a dry mix with the correct sodium/potassium/sugar levels to mix in this water bottle. My goal is 90 ounces a day!
A turquoise Contigo water bottle with marks to indicate milliliters and ounces. The grey bottle top has a drinking spout, a loop for hanging on a carabiner, and an anti-leak lock toggle.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The gentlemen inform me that it is raining ☔️ 🐈
Two cats watching me in front of the kitchen window. On the windowsill is a black and white photo of a yogi, with a dry oak forest behind them.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ukrainians practicing their gunner stance on a winter day, using plywood guns since they didn't have real ones yet. The plywood on the windows behind the gunners is of the same beige wood.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
She’s providing moral support 😻
A black cat lying on a pale floral and bamboo chair.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Monster boys. The good kind that only occasionally puke on the rug. #Caturday 🐈
Two cats lying on a beige and blue striped bed. The lanky tabby in the foreground yawns wide, while the large fuzz-pants in back snoozes by a pile of unopened mail.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
New head canon for Animal Crossing: The only Sasha’s I know in real life are Ukrainian, ergo Sasha the cute green rabbit is Ukrainian. Perhaps he escaped from Donbas to become a fashion model. Gotta deck his house out with sunflowers to reaalllyy drive the idea home 🌻
Sasha the rabbit, who is known as Micheru in Japanese. He has blond bangs, minty green fur and a blue letterman jacket.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone wants to be planted. Luna has found two gophers for us this planting season. Now I need to teach her to scare off raccoons.
A black cat sitting on a gardening bench, next to plastic pots, purple gardening gloves and a copper watering can.Close up view of the black cat on the bench, her yellow eyes widening. She sits on a red lunch tray that is perfectly cat-sized.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I dream of chilled desserts served with digestive enzymes. All I need is a good whisk.
Ginger Pavlova
With tropical fruit and
Whipped coconut cream
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#Caturday Olaf is why we cannot have nice things.
View from a glass dining room table as a cat bites through an agapanthus stem emerging from a purple glass vase. The cat is caught mid-blink with his tongue out.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Close Encounters of the Ungulate Kind
A black tailed deer buck watching me through a sliding glass door from the cement patio.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Luna received a collar and tag yesterday, bright pink with a sharp silver bell and heart MIL couldn’t find her on a daily basis, she had to lose stealth mode. Bluebirds, acorn woodpeckers, flycatchers and juncos all nest nearby. But her favorite prey are the alligator lizards.
A black cat wearing a pink collar looks out a window with alert ears.Black cat from the front standing on a blue bed. An iridescent heart hanging from the collar reads LUNA. Behind her are two black screens.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone!
A black cat getting her ear scratched in the bright morning light, surrounded by brown oak leaves.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
LMAO “A hidden prophecy. Seven ancient seals. A race across Israel. Prophecy, Hidden Seals & The Holy Land by Cathy Warshaw is a thrilling mystery filled with history, friendship, and high-stakes suspense. Some mysteries are meant to be solved. Others were never meant to be uncovered.”
An AI generated book cover posted by Brendon Sinclair. Two glowing women with impossibly identical faces pose for 

Sisterhood Sleuths
Monthly Magazine for Sleuths of All Ages
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Garden report 🌱 The broccoli seedlings didn’t make it, and only 1 type of nightshade. Is it chili or tomato? Cannot tell. Carrots and potatoes are popping off, green beans are being nibbled at night but many have reached the height to not get got. Gopher sign by the broccoli, and a giant cat turd!
Six green bean sprouts with nibbled leaves.3 seedlings in a green plastic pot, sitting with other empty seeding pots in a mulch-covered raised garden bed.Two white plastic grow bags filled with soil and seedlings, carrots in the front and larger potato plants in the back.
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TIL that Iwo Jima had a baby in 2023. The volcano spewed out a little islet on its southern edge. Its name is Niijima 🏝️
Aerial view showing the location of 'Niijima' off of Iwoto from the ESA Copernicus Sentinel-2 satellite. Source Wikipedia
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Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓 @tywarning.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cat hostage released. She still thinks the newly designed Fussy Cat cans are infiltrated by A.I. mind control. Oh well. #caturday
A tabby cat sitting on a counter by the kitchen window.A white-fronted brown tabby standing on a cardboard scratcher.A black cat with yellow eyes on a light wood floor.
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