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Typing Hazard

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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 13h
Super extra glad I'm not using Unity for my sophomoric blockpusher now jfc Also finding it funny the dude in the chat bubble's name is Theo since "the Theo" is getting dragged for being a fucking meat proxy rn
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kinda hate when games do this but I'm old and not very connected to modern gaming And the only FE game I've played is FEH lmao lol and that stopped when power creep made my beloved armor team unviable and I learned to never trust f2p gacha gaming ever again. RIP Sheena/Effie/BK/Hector
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actual footage of OP after receiving the final booster
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Mario Superstar Invincibility Invincible
ALT: Mario Superstar Invincibility Invincible
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love a puzzle adventure game, I'm working on something in that vein and the more the betterer, I say
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeahh :[ I had some cProfile-fueled detours before I realized I wasn't actually making anything, just doing lots of "number go down" I had one legit case where I needed to intervene (A* search in my game is wonky, hard to explain on Bluesky) but most of the rest were nothing-burgers
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why are Millennials ruining the generation gap wars
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think they had just gone back to Innistrad when I deleted the app, I forget the set name and I guess I could google it but meh. Have played on and off in meatspace since Judgment
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been fighting the urge to download it again, a 13 GB download threat certainly helps
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Heartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm opening up a shop this week because I want to help a creator I adore. She's a single mom, has a million restaurant stories, and was there for me after a dm where I thanked her because I was breaking down. She took the time to care for me. She didn't have to. youtube.com/shorts/6eaZz...
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Women Support Women, and it's an honor to have the time and skill to be able to do this for someone.
YouTube video by StickaStitchin
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When's the genre reveal party
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Team Lazerbeam @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We started Team Lazerbeam to make games that were handcrafted, human and full of soul. 12 years into our game dev journey, that mission feels more important than ever. Thank you to everyone that’s cheering us on in our quest to bring this game to life, one line at a time! 💖
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw what the fuck
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Relatable content
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Opponent Turn) (Round X), I'm calling these banners. Maybe I'm calling them wrongly, apologies I like the way they move and come to rest slowly It is something I was thinking about doing for my game and I just thought yours are well executed, that's all
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This looks great I was just considering adding moving banners to my game as a way to sidestep the (alleged) need for constant tutorials or unclear level goals, yours behave a lot like what I'd envisioned
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I'm guessing every game that passes through that advice filter becomes whatever late-for-dinner market research on the hottest new trends in gaming says is a real cash cow
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My first search for advice on my hobbyist dive into gamedev led me to a subreddit that was exactly this. "You wanna make a game? That MUST mean you want a big Steam release, and THAT means your game has to be [this] and your ad campaign has to be [that] and" Sorry guy I'm making my game for me
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I forgot all the requisite "hobbyist indie dev btw" hashtags in the OP, oh well, onwards and upwards
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cost goes down as your HP goes down, all the way to 0 cost in fact - but by then your health is so low that the level might just kill you anyway v0v Oh also levels are bigger now, 11x13 was cutesy but limiting. 17x17 is where it's at
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It turns out, designing levels that can't be softlocked isn't just tough af for my smooth as a chicken breast brain, it is a design constraint I'm unwilling to work with given all the time I spent to add multiple "bridge-able" tile types. So! I landed on a workaround; pay X HP, restart level
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect gif, also ew ew ewww
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love to see FF5 getting recognition
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Heartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've purchased another pair of headphones! Why? On Instagram.com/stickastitchin, I'm going to take you step by step through all of dismantling, pattern making, embroidered, & reconstruction of these headphones! You can follow along with your own, or try to win the bid when it's all said & done!
Headphones showing wwar and tear on the vinyl, flaking away entirely in spots.Headphones recovered in embroidered green cotton. The #handembroidery is of a skeleton being absorbed into the forest floor by moss, vines, and mushrooms while rreaching for an opalite stone.
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine in-game currency being part of your paycheck, jfc
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Using a prop from a children's story as the backdrop of a pickup line feels like a bit of a warning sign to me
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is/was a wasteland unless your question was flawlessly asked, 100% net-new issue, and solved in exactly one way with no possibility of being subject to opinion or style I swore off SO over a decade ago and was better for it, RTFM > being berated for asking questions
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ugh this is so ugly and shitty I felt like a presumptuous ass setting my repo to private, not so much now, though I guess you can just point an LLM at a video and say "hey reproduce this game for me" and it'll crap out a guess. Why share anything with anyone ever, fuck
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
File under "not beating every game you own on hardest difficulty setting means you were never a gamer"
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am the most fail-forwarding person I know, I have to acknowledge white male privilege because I don't think this brain in a different body would be doing too too good at all
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To your credit you're not wrong about Roll, we need better Roll representation
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The knees have run out of spoons
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have always had a "ready, fire, aim" approach to getting through life, even when I think I don't I expected an amount of this kind of discovery on starting my game but holy balls, it feels like I only painted one side of the house and now I'm in the backyard like "oh, right, this also exists"
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And yet within the same file, I have a long-winded method for assigning "goals" and "rewards" to my levels and somehow there's no central "level solved!" event to call when the level is, like, solved Too much data to describe the wincons, too little data to describe the levels. lol, lmao even
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not only that but my assumptions about level editing convenience and control are also being challenged. I felt a small, metadata-light JSON format for describing levels with emphasis on ASCII for level layout would suffice - and it does, until it doesn't
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assumed level design would flow naturally from those systems as long as I tested them for completeness in isolation It turns out emergent behavior goes a little beyond the boundaries I'd anticipated. What do you mean knockback + blockpushing = softlocking levels due to unexpected position changes
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I built and tested systems in proof-of-concept levels for months - overt mechanics like blockpushing, combat, damage, knockback; covert stuff like collision layers, AI behavior states, autotiling, spatial hashmap queries
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I did not realize how my #indiedev #pygame experience would change when I moved from building game systems to building the game IOW shifting from coding game mechanics to making the actual playtesting levels and discovering a new perspective from which to gage what the game needs
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, when people say "the left can't meme" this is at least partially what they mean "Oh, your strong disgust only signal boosts me? Interesting"
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sweet miserable Christ this is the least serious administration the world has ever seen
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw this and died
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This seems as good a time as any to formally announce that I too will not be touring with Ed Sheeran
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear God it's perfect
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The gamer version of "I can't just order black coffee anymore" is "I can't believe this game has a gender slider" or w/e strictly cosmetic thing is ruining their life at the moment
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
AI is not trying to kill you, because it can't think. PEOPLE are trying to kill you, and hiding behind AI. The same people who have always been trying to kill you.
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're an absolute fucken clown bro
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah wtf is this
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something about the phrasing "hurt our backyards" makes me imagine men in suits running around punching people's grass I mean this is no laughing matter and Markwayne Mullin is an anvil of a man but the words he chose there are very silly and my brain is off running with it
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is so oddly specific, love it
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pffffffft
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