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@typinghazard.bsky.social
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well, I'll try this

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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Self-reporting into the void of Bluesky on my #indiedev #pygame hobby learning project wherein I decided I was just not going to use Tiled like a smart dev, opting for raw-ass JSON files of my own design
A text file named 04.json which contains an ASCII layout of a video game levelThe same text file; further down the page it contains a node that describes various objects that are in the level, the interactive objects such as boxes to pushA screenshot of the resulting level; it is surrounded by castle walls, has two watery streams that run around the outside, a line of four boxes that can be pushed around, and red enemies that are looking for the player
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It turns out, designing levels that can't be softlocked isn't just tough af for my smooth as a chicken breast brain, it is a design constraint I'm unwilling to work with given all the time I spent to add multiple "bridge-able" tile types. So! I landed on a workaround; pay X HP, restart level
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This just in, hobbyist #pygame #indiedev adds splash screen and game over state to pet project
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Roses are red Pigs are called hogs
GTA6 lets players pet dogs
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hacked in an intro screen for my hobby #indiedev game, added music/sfx thanks to a friend showing me about BeepBox, and worked on a little visual juice for health changes The intro will eventually become non-ugly, this is just working demo jank. One little piece at a time I suppose
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now why would you stand on the ice machine
A perfectly good orange cat making the poor choice of standing on the ice machine
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A meme that reads as follows -

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
n00b #indiedev #pygame update 3 proof-of-concept levels; 1st enemy AI works, 2nd raycasts detect the player, 3rd blocks that become bridges (and a spike trap)
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Kirk, Scotty, and Bones stare at the USS Enterprise falling into the atmosphere of the Genesis planet after triggering its auto destruct sequence. Kirk is wearing David Byrne's outfit from Stop Making Sense; the caption reads "My God, Bones, what have I done?"
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Baby #indiedev update here Dunno if I can express how much weird under-the-hood stuff went into making these boxes sink into either discrete OR contiguous floor tiles (but not both at once, lol) Should make for some fun level design though
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There are a ton of super polished #indieDev posts and that's very cool, hope I'm not intruding I am a relative noob that just wants to make something redolent of the games I enjoyed as a kid Going for "Lolo by way of Zelda and Dragon Quest" vibe Deeply unfinished WIP
An image of a video game character in blue armor standing in a castle. A red carpet on a stony floor with two large boxes that can be pushed into two matching holes in the floorA video game character in blue armor in a room full of grassy islands surrounded by water. The islands are connected by wooden bridges. A grassy island in the center has three dark green squares, these represent unfinished assets in the game
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hi Butter
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
just got raptured nbd later fuckos
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Welp
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The Noodle is of Bajor
An orange cat staring up at an image of Ben Sisko on the television
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This tweet becomes increasingly relevant as time goes on
Picture of a tweet which reads: The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Somehow I've picked up some followers, hope you like intermittent cat pictures
A good orange cat, peeking out from under the blankets of the bed I just made
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This just in - these two boys are sleepy, and if my insider sources are correct, eepy
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Why has Noodle put himself in jail? Who can say?
One chonky orange cat standing in a pet porter resembling a cage, looking content to be in there
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It was 85°F on Monday and it's 33°F today and we're in a blizzard warning So naturally, here's a cat in a blanket
A thick orange cat looking content under several blankets
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Typing Hazard @typinghazard.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I haven't said much yet, so random fact about me is I'm a 40-something father of 2 with a Snorlax stuffy that helps me sleep
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