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Tyler Swift

@tylerhill.bsky.social
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Explorer in Residence & Sinistromanual. Illustration. Board games and Magic the Gathering. Sci-fi, fantasy and cult movies. Trying not to get too wrapped around the axle about our political realities.

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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 3h
Dusting off the classics, I see.
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Dan Oconnor Blows Dust Off Guitar
ALT: Dan Oconnor Blows Dust Off Guitar
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 4h
I decided to let myself get sidetracked by redrawing this image, as a vector image, so I could clean up some details, make it scalable and -of course- throw it on a T-shirt. Feel free to buy one at: www.teepublic.com/user/explore... #illustration #humanart #vectorart #fantasyart
A vector illustration of a woman in an ornate outfit, with a horned piece of headgear. She's colored in bright pink and pale purple, except for her arm tattoos/markings that almost seem to glow white.The previously described illustration, on a black T-shirt.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"BuT DSA canDiDateS aRe soO eXtrEme!"
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When are they going to just admit that they are afraid of needles?
The Butterfly meme. Guy is labeled "MAHA". Butterfly is labeled "Any random injection." Bottom caption reads "Is this causing autism?"
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These are all gorgeous, but I really, really like that X-Files one.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagine being a "firing squad livestream fan." Imagine failing at being human that hard.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The game takes place in a sun-drenched post-apocalyptic setting, and I don't want to jettison that for just this one image. But I might still clean this up and put it on a T-shirt or something.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scraggy the Pokemon is actually the baby from Eraserhead. Prove me wrong.
A stuffed animal of the baby from Eraserhead... er, I mean Scraggy the Pokemon.A black and white film still of Scraggy the Pokemon... er, I mean the baby from Eraserhead.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Man Feeds Himself to Tiger" would have been a more succinct headline.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Designing a cultist for my board game idea and when I turned off the flat colors and background layers discovered that the illustration maybe looks cooler in this striking high-contrast style w/ a limited color palette. It wouldn't work in the game, but I wanted to still share. #art #illustration
A dgital illustration of a woman with glowing white tattoos and purple hair, wearing a horned headpiece. Her necklace is made of large animal teeth, she has beads hanging everywhere. It is all rendered in high-contrast, with a limited color palette of brown, pink, white and purplle on black.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Neo, like one week after waking up: "Why won't this goo wipe off?! Why is my hair growing back like this?!"
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"His words are dangerous and incite hostility" ... I presume MarkyWayne is referring to his boss.
A post by Trump encouraging people in Minnesota to rise up against their government.A post by Trump saying that anyone who refuses to use his Super Dumb (with a B) term "Super Intelligence" is "THE ENEMY."
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Argh! Shit. You are totally right and that was a complete brain fart by me, though it does make my point even stronger... since Minnesota doesn't even make the top 30 states, in terms of violent crime. Thank you for the correction.
Chart from the same site as the original post, but this one more accurately pointing out that Minnesota is ranked 32nd for violent crime. I'm a dumb-dumb. With a B.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Totally normal. Totally focused on the problems that typical Americans care about.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can tell that this is 100% a racially motivated bullshit attempt to incite a riot by the fact that Michigan doesn't even rank in the Top 10 states for violent crime.
A chart by OpenCrime.us showing Michigan as ranked 12th for violent crime. Note that at least 7 of the states ahead of it are typically Red States.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the left, a Blue Rhino canister I got several months ago. On the right, a Blue Rhino canister I got last weekend. Based on the labels, I have to ask: Does Blue Rhino know something I don't know?
A Blue Rhino propane container. On it's label is printed a pleasant scene of some rhinos running around at sunset.A Blue Rhino canister. On it's label is a darkened, cloudy sky, with a road sign reading "Be Prepared."
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I know Trump is horribly unpopular and everyone is tired of seeing him and hearing about him... but his policies will ensure more Elon Musk's... y'know the other guy that everyone is tired of seeing and hearing about."
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While I didn't love this in the same way I enjoyed My Heart is a Chainsaw, The Only Good Indians was still a unique (and gory) story with an unusual structure that kept me turning pages until I reached the final one. #booksky #booksky2026
The cover to the paperback version of The Only Good Indians, by Stephen Graham Jones.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Er... "week." Though it is weak.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did the trailcam steal his beer?
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean I can't imagine a post that misses the point of parenting more.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you use AI to "Cat's in the Cradle" your infant. Probably the saddest thing I'll read all weak.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who put Bella in the wych elm?
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pick 2 Draft of Reality Fracture with friends last night. Only got to play against one opponent (went 2-1 against them), but this blue-red deck was a lot of fun, even if it spun it's wheels a lot. Jace all over the place! #MagicTheGathering
A red-blue Magic the Gathering deck, arranged on a playmat, including 3 Way cards, the ble Lyra and the red Kiora.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glengarry Glen Ross. Keep Alec Baldwin. The only way his monologue gets better is if he is giving it to Muppets.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QRP with your skull art!
Illustration of a skull covered in green slime, sitting on top of a dagger.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last year, to celebrate Halloween, I made a deck named Satanic Panic. Its goal was to be everything religious groups were afraid that Magic was: You build a church of unholy clerics, then commit human sacrifice to summon demons. It's still one of my favorite decks. moxfield.com/decks/9TR2SJ...
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Satanic Panic - Commander (Taborax, Hope's Demise)
A Commander deck featuring Taborax, Hope's Demise by Psychopompous • This deck is trying to be everything conservative Christian groups worried that Magic was. We are going to recruit a bunch of cl...
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No wonder the Trump Administration is pro-AI. It's the only thing able to spew made up bullshit with the same level of confidence that they do.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IMPORTANT NOTE: A fair number of the improvised songs I sing to my dog have to do with her eating frogs. This is only due to "dog" and "frog" rhyming and does not reflect my dog's actual frog consumption levels.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Average person: "I can't afford my groceries." Trump: "Quit making shit up!"
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to support the Smasher Basher's cause? You can get a T-shirt of him here: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5169...
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The Pumpkin Smasher Basher by explorerinresidence
Get into the Halloween spirit, and keep naughty Trick or Treaters from smashing your pumpkin with this T-shirt featuring the Pumpkin Smasher Basher from The Lesser Legends
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st from the Pumpkin Smasher Basher! Just remember, if you choose to smash pumpkins this season, he might choose to bash you!
Illustration for the Pumpkin Smasher Basher, a jack-o-lantern headed dud with a large hammer, as he prepares to bash a pumpkin smasher dressed like a cowboy.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately, the Supreme Court made running for office insanely expensive and that only made the problem worse.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To quote one word from that headline: GOOD
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, Spotify is a pretty garbage company, in terms of how it compensates (or barely compensates) artists, but at least they aren't trying to "disrupt" the market by getting rid of artists.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine your life goal being the total obliteration of musicians' and singers' livelihoods.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you are so high on your own supply that you can't even bother to get basic facts straight when making pushing forth conspiracy theories, you are a Schmitthead.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone needs a transcript of Schmitt's big moment, I've transcribed it here:
The meme with the guy putting on clown makeup with Schmitt's comments in which he beclowns himself by confusing the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty sure he runs with this crew.
Five of the mobsters from the Dick Tracy live action film. All wearing colorful outfits, and with more naturalistic faces than Thiel's.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our product is a existential risk to humanity... you should buy in!
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should all hold out and wait until he offers every American a pony.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"At every turn, Bane's ideas for aiding Gotham residents run into resistance." - WaPo, probably
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did the pre-release for Reality Fracture at Meeples Games in West Seattle, last night. Accidentally built an Angel typal deck between 3 Lyra's & 2 Blossom-Blessed Angels. Ended up going 1-1-1 with pretty much every game turning into a grindy board stall. Still, a fun night! #magicthegathering
A spread of Reality Fracture Magic the Gathering cards. Largely blue-white, with a touch of green. Featuring the previously mentioned angel cards and a full art foil Jace.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fraudsters are notorious for their schemes where they give people money in exchange for nothing.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You will eat lasagna eternal, shiny and chrome!"
Immorten Joe. From Fury Road.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only Trump... could fit so much WTF into one poorly Photoshopped image.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A tale in two posts. Late September is like "hold my beer." Sept 21st ----------------> Sept 22nd
Weather Channel post saying "First Time in 60 Years: No Atlantic Hurricanes Before Sept. 21" from Sept 21st.CNN story saying "Hurricane Polo Becomes A Rare Category 5 Monster After Extreme Rapid Intensification" on Sept 22nd.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QRB with your bird art 🕊️
Anti-ICE illustration I made, implying people should behave like crows when they see ice agents: Work as a group, be annoying, drive them away.The Gobbler. A puritan turned turkey monster that I included in my book The Lesser Legends. Here he's depicted carving cranberry jelly with an overly large knife.The Hue Hen. Another creature from the Lesser Legends. She drinks in rainbows from St. Patick's Day and lays colorful Easter Eggs.A stylized raven from an old October drawing challenge. It's perched on top of a pine tree, with a bracelet with cryptic markings on it.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Miliary Complex/Triumphal Arch render just dropped.
Box image for the "GI Joe Headquarters Command Center" with gun totting soldiers piled on top of it, just blazing away with their machine guns.
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