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Here we are again. Mediocre opinions and wit. Seattle. 🏳️‍🌈

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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh babe, brace yourself. That stuff gave me awful gas 😅
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I must be looking hit today. Gay flight attendant called me “sir” and I didn’t get my status chocolate…
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was about to retract my statement until I came across this mess:
As Colorado went from a key swing state to a reliably blue one, Hernandez followed the trend and cast her ballot twice for Barack Obama. She wrote in comedian Roseanne Barr in 2016 (there were no better options, she said, then opted for Joe Biden and most recently Jill Stein. For Congress, however, she voted for Republicans, including Ken Buck in 2020, before the state's congressional districts were redrawn.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bet they’re the dumbest fucking people you’ve ever heard of.
Washington Post widget that says “These are the voters who will decide the midterm elections”
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Best way to start a Monday: Boss said there’s “a pack of (people a level above me)” who are scared of me.
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Normally, the President of the United States lying about what he did on 9/11 would be a career-ending scandal. Something that follows that person to their grave and beyond. This won’t even be a story.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Democracy takes many forms, and giving the bus its own lane so 40 people on a bus can sail by a handful of people driving alone in private cars is one of them.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cancel everything. This is an international day of mourning.
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Swing Left @swingleft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SCOTUS and Trump’s attacks on mail-in ballots could make it harder for all of us to vote—but they haven’t won yet. ICYMI:
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NEW: What Monday’s Supreme Court election order ruling is and is not. The Republican majority gave Trump a temporary win. It could be short-lived — or it could “foment chaos,” as Justice Jackson wrote, calling out the majority in unusually direct terms. Tonight, at Law Dork:
lawdork.com
What Monday’s Supreme Court election order ruling is and is not
The Republican majority gave Trump a temporary win. It could be short-lived — or it could “foment chaos,” as Justice Jackson wrote, calling out the majority in unusually direct terms.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live look at the trafficoccolipse at 5pm on a Monday, with a bus lane on eastbound Denny Way.
No cars at Fairview and Denny
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder that Trump votes by mail
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
OH MY GOD
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My preferred protein powder went up by $30 so I tried something cheaper and I suppose you get what you pay for (and so does everyone within 10 feet of me this week 😬)
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somebody figured out the phone extension for the intercom and every few minutes would yell “BOOBS” throughout the school until the admin changed the number
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey gym bros, what protein are we doing these days because this price is insane…
Screenshot from Amazon showing a black bucket of Platinum Hydro Whey protein for the discounted price of $109.98
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The same day as straight pride, bb.
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This entire outraged is just made up by journalists annoyed they had to work late on a Sunday
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*2-year-old acting ratchet at the dinner table* Me: Do you want to go night night? (Normally a viable threat to quickly improve behavior) 2-year-old: Yes Me:
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Oh Oh Really
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Annual I hate SeaFair post
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s amazing how I can build in pad time when taking the 8 bus and it still finds ways to make me L8 🤬 @fixthel8.bsky.social
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy Friday. This album didn’t get nearly enough love. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Screenshot of the coverage image from Miley Cyrus’s album “Plastic Hearts.” The song currently playing is “WTF Do I Know.”
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The dogs JUST got over their 4th of July fireworks trauma response in time for Seattle’s once per year thunderstorms to retrigger it 😵‍💫
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There’s a reason we have so many nonstop flights to Mexico, Hawaii, Palm Springs, and other sunny places. January escapes are essential for survival.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Glad you had a great visit! This place is magical in the summer and why we put up with the other 8.5 months of the year.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m so mad that morning workout people kind of have a point.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
These kinds of laws have an invisible ripple effect across the country. A good number of corporations will just change their policies instead of making a NYC-specific protocol. A lot of the consumer protections we have started in one state or big city.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t…
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(Collapse like this)
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US women’s team would never
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hike wore them out so much snuggles were accepted
Two tan dogs in harnesses, one with a pearl necklace collar, snuggle on a brown leather couch
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Mangled Hubris @jwrudolph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We fled to Whistler, BC because the 4th has been severely traumatic for Daphne, increasingly-so over the last few years. They have no idea what they’re missing this weekend, but seeing them peaceful after a full day of adventuring, instead of shaking in terror, is certainly worth it.
Two pittie mix hounds luxuriate on the couch as though this is what they were born to do.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m pretty hyped for Mexico 🇲🇽 vs England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sunday too!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I already took Monday off 💅
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USA 🇺🇸 vs Belgium 🇧🇪 in Seattle Monday!!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We’re all thinking the same thing
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tribe and Play in midtown are the main gay bars. Play’s drag show is one of the best in the country. The girls who make it on RPDR are always lipsync assassin of the season. Canvas and Lipstick Lounge are both fun in East Nash which is closest to a gayborhood the city has.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026
If Nina Totenberg accidentally published her pre-write before she was supposed to and blew Alito's retirement announcement, I am going to die laughing at my desk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The 4th of July used to be such a fun holiday. Now it’s trashy and 250 is the epitome of that. We’ve got a condo in Whistler for the long weekend… 🇨🇦
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And just awkward when at a urinal. Button, zip, pee, move on.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My underwear doesn’t have a fly so that would be a lot of fishing around through the fly if I didn’t unbutton my pants…
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Look at those kids! Excited to be home in a couple hours!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thanks for your input!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thanks for your input!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thanks for your input!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maglev train goes ZOOM!
LED sign showing 301 km/h
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Replacement driver is playing a deep house playlist so it all works out??
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can’t prove the assumption, but my Lyft driver cancelled my ride and sped off as I walked out the front door of our house with a pride flag on prominent display. Happy Pride!
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