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Here we are again. Mediocre opinions and wit. Seattle. 🏳️‍🌈

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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Best way to start a Monday: Boss said there’s “a pack of (people a level above me)” who are scared of me.
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Normally, the President of the United States lying about what he did on 9/11 would be a career-ending scandal. Something that follows that person to their grave and beyond. This won’t even be a story.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Democracy takes many forms, and giving the bus its own lane so 40 people on a bus can sail by a handful of people driving alone in private cars is one of them.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cancel everything. This is an international day of mourning.
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Swing Left @swingleft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SCOTUS and Trump’s attacks on mail-in ballots could make it harder for all of us to vote—but they haven’t won yet. ICYMI:
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NEW: What Monday’s Supreme Court election order ruling is and is not. The Republican majority gave Trump a temporary win. It could be short-lived — or it could “foment chaos,” as Justice Jackson wrote, calling out the majority in unusually direct terms. Tonight, at Law Dork:
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What Monday’s Supreme Court election order ruling is and is not
The Republican majority gave Trump a temporary win. It could be short-lived — or it could “foment chaos,” as Justice Jackson wrote, calling out the majority in unusually direct terms.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live look at the trafficoccolipse at 5pm on a Monday, with a bus lane on eastbound Denny Way.
No cars at Fairview and Denny
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder that Trump votes by mail
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My preferred protein powder went up by $30 so I tried something cheaper and I suppose you get what you pay for (and so does everyone within 10 feet of me this week 😬)
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somebody figured out the phone extension for the intercom and every few minutes would yell “BOOBS” throughout the school until the admin changed the number
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey gym bros, what protein are we doing these days because this price is insane…
Screenshot from Amazon showing a black bucket of Platinum Hydro Whey protein for the discounted price of $109.98
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This entire outraged is just made up by journalists annoyed they had to work late on a Sunday
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*2-year-old acting ratchet at the dinner table* Me: Do you want to go night night? (Normally a viable threat to quickly improve behavior) 2-year-old: Yes Me:
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Oh Oh Really
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Annual I hate SeaFair post
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s amazing how I can build in pad time when taking the 8 bus and it still finds ways to make me L8 🤬 @fixthel8.bsky.social
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy Friday. This album didn’t get nearly enough love. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Screenshot of the coverage image from Miley Cyrus’s album “Plastic Hearts.” The song currently playing is “WTF Do I Know.”
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The dogs JUST got over their 4th of July fireworks trauma response in time for Seattle’s once per year thunderstorms to retrigger it 😵‍💫
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m so mad that morning workout people kind of have a point.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
These kinds of laws have an invisible ripple effect across the country. A good number of corporations will just change their policies instead of making a NYC-specific protocol. A lot of the consumer protections we have started in one state or big city.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t…
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US women’s team would never
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hike wore them out so much snuggles were accepted
Two tan dogs in harnesses, one with a pearl necklace collar, snuggle on a brown leather couch
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Mangled Hubris @jwrudolph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We fled to Whistler, BC because the 4th has been severely traumatic for Daphne, increasingly-so over the last few years. They have no idea what they’re missing this weekend, but seeing them peaceful after a full day of adventuring, instead of shaking in terror, is certainly worth it.
Two pittie mix hounds luxuriate on the couch as though this is what they were born to do.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I already took Monday off 💅
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USA 🇺🇸 vs Belgium 🇧🇪 in Seattle Monday!!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We’re all thinking the same thing
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026
If Nina Totenberg accidentally published her pre-write before she was supposed to and blew Alito's retirement announcement, I am going to die laughing at my desk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The 4th of July used to be such a fun holiday. Now it’s trashy and 250 is the epitome of that. We’ve got a condo in Whistler for the long weekend… 🇨🇦
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Look at those kids! Excited to be home in a couple hours!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Maglev train goes ZOOM!
LED sign showing 301 km/h
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can’t prove the assumption, but my Lyft driver cancelled my ride and sped off as I walked out the front door of our house with a pride flag on prominent display. Happy Pride!
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:
New statement from Scott Pelley:
 
There has never been anything in America like 60 Minutes.
 
The Sunday tradition is the most successful program of any kind in history. For more than a decade, its innovative growth on every major online platform has extended its reach to countless millions around the world. This spring, at the end of our 58thseason, 60 Minutes grew rapidly with an unheard-of 9% jump in viewers on CBS. 
 
“60” has been the number-one program in America for decades because our beloved audience finds integrity, quality, and humanity in our stories. When stewardship of the program passed to my colleagues and me, our responsibility was to expand energetically into a new age of media technology while preserving the values our audience expects. Now, the new owner of our network is casting this legend aside, apparently to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration.
 
The waste is heartbreaking.
 
Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all. 
 
At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.
 
I depart after 37 years at CBS with one emotion—a heart brimming with gratitude for the men and women of CBS News who encouraged and enriched my work, very often at the risk of their own lives. I pray for a day when those people and their ideals are honored again—a day when sanity, competence, and courage return.
 
Scott Pelley
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Trump 2.0 cabinet members
Image of a combo Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When you’ve got nothing to lose, let it rip!
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wait there’s ANOTHER one?? I thought for sure this was former Anchorage mayor Dan Sullivan.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Getting real sick of people sending meeting invites during normal business hours when I’m marked available.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cecilia Vega, the first 60 Minutes Latina correspondent, was fired today, along with some of her colleagues, as Bari Weiss overhauls the news magazine. She has released this statement:
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Michael Bennet @bennet.senate.gov · 16/05/2026
No, Tina Peters should not have had her sentence commuted. She broke Colorado laws and was convicted by a jury of her peers. Here’s my statement:
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Mangled Hubris @jwrudolph.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is a good enough reason, on its own, to vote blue no matter who.
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Matt Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sick kid chronicles with @jwrudolph.bsky.social
Text thread screenshot that says “She finally went to sleep and I am seriously struggling to stand up and do literally anything on my list.
Only the top priority things today
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I have managed to get Elmo and Rachel singing "I love a rainbow" stuck in my head though
Read 4:21 PM
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Oh my God, me too except for the one stuck in my head is with Mr. Arron.”
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dem candidates are nerds and wonks. Republicans are racist assholes. If you put the two in a cage match it’s no surprise who is going to win.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
‘The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over’ tweet
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Cybertruck 🤝 United States
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My boss just asked me about an overseas trip which would involve traveling on… June 13.
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Local dad @twrudolph.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If there was ever a missed opportunity to pivot to AI:
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So far, it looks like every ST subarea is going to be asked to deal with project deferrals and cuts...with the exception of Snohomish County, Somers' own jurisdiction. Seattle is dropping stations, Issaquah is pushing to redesign an entire line, and Snohomish County is not making any concessions.
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