Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I normally don’t post things like this, but I’m putting it out there because I really need to find work as soon as possible. My main skill set is as a musician, and I’m actively looking for opportunities related to music—performing, teaching, studio work, or anything in that space. 93939
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026@twoyutes.bsky.social is so much fun! give him a follow..I promise he will follow back..✋ 031
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026OMG! @twoyutes.bsky.social IS BACK!! 🥳🎉👏👏👏 🎈🥂🍾🪅🪇💃🕺media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is measuring something with a tape measure .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is measuring something with a tape measure . 081
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026@twoyutes.bsky.social is MIA! have any of you heard from him?.. he's been gone forever..🤷♀️ 382
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026If we have to take them out one at a time, so be it 1013331
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This is who we are. We have to root all of this evil out of DHS. 🧾 www.bbc.com/news/article... 📺 bsky.app/profile/davi...bbc.comRuben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stopThe Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later. 13117
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026All macaroni and no cheese 8222
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/03/2026Every time he says something like this, the Secret Service quietly googles, “is dementia covered under executive privilege?” 41498169
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/03/2026Is anyone else besides me worried about Kristi? 5523432
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Yutes is back! Thank you to everyone who reached out to me while I was gone. I've got some amazing friends here and am looking forward to getting back at it. ♥️ 3192
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Follow me for more holiday party ideas. 1246
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/12/2025George Orwell was a time-traveler. 1926451
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 23/12/2025There’s rumblings of a Happy Festivus @blueskyshow.com at 5:15et/4:15ct today. Join us if you’d like. 094
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍 1012928
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/12/2025When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies. 24556134
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025One of the best from two of the greatest. ♥️ 🎵 youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?...youtu.beBing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer BoyYouTube video by BingCrosbyVEVO 050
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025When you know it’s bad, but it’s actually way worse. What the actual fuck 55423
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 23/12/2025This CNBC headline suggests that this is a head-scratcher, but the truth is that these two things are directly related. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/c...cnbc.comConsumers are taking on more debt this holiday, even as they grow less confident in the economyAmid higher prices, more than one-third of shoppers racked up holiday debt this season, averaging $1,223, according to a recent report. 021
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I can’t wait to never watch this. 6962757359
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us! I think of your dad @benstiller.redhour.com every year on December 23rd. 0133
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Is there an amnesty collection location in town for me to turn in my extra pencils and dolls? 051
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Obligatory Nutlick post 1322
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Kendra @kendracares.bsky.social · 10/12/2025🚨⏱️We are running out of time, PLEASE SHARE!!⏱️🚨 18 Forgotten Angels STILL have unfulfilled Christmas wishes.💔 These older foster & underprivileged kids have been overlooked on Angel Trees because they are asking for fragrances & clothes—like typical teens!! Donate🎁: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 447
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 09/12/2025This answer, folks, will be the centerpiece of every ad for Democrats in the midterm elections 64013
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Is there an expiration date for blaming the Biden administration? From what I can tell it looks to be 2028. 094
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025You will be visited by 3 spiritsmedia.tenor.comthree men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something . 294
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Santa Claus 🎅🏼🎄🦌🛷 @oldsantaclaus.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Happy Sixth Day of December ❄️☃️ #SaintNicholasDay Only 19 more days to go #ChristmasIsComing 🎄🎅🏼 85012
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters. 3071795394
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Aislinn @imnotmerida.com · 05/12/2025🚨 BREAKING: I am honored to have been selected as the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Whirled Peas Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.media.tenor.coma woman with red hair and red lipstick is wearing a choker and a sweater .Alt: a woman with red hair and red lipstick is wearing a choker and a sweater 2171
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Öysterboy 🌻🎸📷🧬🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🐊 @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Yo Bek, TYVM! @hopeful66.bsky.social @dabuzznyc.bsky.social @iliasnyc.bsky.social @twoyutes.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @allie6179.bsky.social @tmp0raryher0.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @bluthrunthru.bsky.social 4155
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Mark 🇨🇦 🐸 @markrf400.bsky.social · 05/12/2025go.bsky.app/FFiZ7Qe And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!! 379750
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/12/2025The two survivors of the Sept. 2 boat strike represented zero threat. They were not "still in the fight". 3034958
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 04/12/2025That’s pretty good 1018830
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025These two combined couldn't come up with 10 brain cells. 3101
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Two people have a hard time flipping a tube while tubing on the water. And it's filled with air. 🤔 0125
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Kristi Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate and violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruiteddailymail.co.uk 47673270
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025The Trump administration is a criminal organization, so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt. Let’s see the actual evidence. 2124248
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸ShelbieNameless @shelbienameless.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Coffee is my secret super power💙😄 #CaffeinationActivation 472
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/12/2025NEW: The IG report on SignalGate is out. Hegseth sent classified information out on an unclassified Signal chat and put our troops in harms way. Hegseth says he retroactively "declassified" it so it doesn't count. You can read the findings here: media.defense.gov/2025/Dec/04/...media.defense.gov 1041986711
🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I want to go back in time to when I didn't know who Olivia Nuzzi was. 150
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 04/12/2025 53918