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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸

@twoyutes.bsky.social
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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I normally don’t post things like this, but I’m putting it out there because I really need to find work as soon as possible. My main skill set is as a musician, and I’m actively looking for opportunities related to music—performing, teaching, studio work, or anything in that space.
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🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@twoyutes.bsky.social is so much fun! give him a follow..I promise he will follow back..✋
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🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
OMG! @twoyutes.bsky.social IS BACK!! 🥳🎉👏👏👏 🎈🥂🍾🪅🪇💃🕺
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🌮 tera's ghost @terasghost.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@twoyutes.bsky.social is MIA! have any of you heard from him?.. he's been gone forever..🤷‍♀️
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If we have to take them out one at a time, so be it
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Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is who we are. We have to root all of this evil out of DHS. 🧾 www.bbc.com/news/article... 📺 bsky.app/profile/davi...
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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop
The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
All macaroni and no cheese
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/03/2026
Every time he says something like this, the Secret Service quietly googles, “is dementia covered under executive privilege?”
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/03/2026
Is anyone else besides me worried about Kristi?
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Yutes is back! Thank you to everyone who reached out to me while I was gone. I've got some amazing friends here and am looking forward to getting back at it. ♥️
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Jade 🪶 @nerdynurse.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Follow me for more holiday party ideas.
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
George Orwell was a time-traveler.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
There’s rumblings of a Happy Festivus @blueskyshow.com at 5:15et/4:15ct today. Join us if you’d like.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Talk your shit, Marj
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
A moose stands in the snow outside the glass front door of a house. View is from the inside looking out.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
One of the best from two of the greatest. ♥️ 🎵 youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?...
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Bing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy
YouTube video by BingCrosbyVEVO
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When you know it’s bad, but it’s actually way worse. What the actual fuck
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Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This CNBC headline suggests that this is a head-scratcher, but the truth is that these two things are directly related. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/c...
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Consumers are taking on more debt this holiday, even as they grow less confident in the economy
Amid higher prices, more than one-third of shoppers racked up holiday debt this season, averaging $1,223, according to a recent report.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I can’t wait to never watch this.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us! I think of your dad @benstiller.redhour.com every year on December 23rd.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Is there an amnesty collection location in town for me to turn in my extra pencils and dolls?
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Obligatory Nutlick post
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Kendra @kendracares.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
🚨⏱️We are running out of time, PLEASE SHARE!!⏱️🚨 18 Forgotten Angels STILL have unfulfilled Christmas wishes.💔 These older foster & underprivileged kids have been overlooked on Angel Trees because they are asking for fragrances & clothes—like typical teens!! Donate🎁: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This answer, folks, will be the centerpiece of every ad for Democrats in the midterm elections
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Is there an expiration date for blaming the Biden administration? From what I can tell it looks to be 2028.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Santa Claus 🎅🏼🎄🦌🛷 @oldsantaclaus.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Happy Sixth Day of December ❄️☃️ #SaintNicholasDay Only 19 more days to go #ChristmasIsComing 🎄🎅🏼
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters.
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Aislinn @imnotmerida.com · 05/12/2025
🚨 BREAKING: I am honored to have been selected as the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Whirled Peas Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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a woman with red hair and red lipstick is wearing a choker and a sweater .
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Öysterboy 🌻🎸📷🧬🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🐊 @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Yo Bek, TYVM! @hopeful66.bsky.social @dabuzznyc.bsky.social @iliasnyc.bsky.social @twoyutes.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @allie6179.bsky.social @tmp0raryher0.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @bluthrunthru.bsky.social
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Mark 🇨🇦 🐸 @markrf400.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
go.bsky.app/FFiZ7Qe And as promised, here is new pack number 2!! Same as always, please vet, follow all and repost!! Happy Friday!!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pardon incoming 🙄
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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
go.bsky.app/H1Jc1Fn
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The two survivors of the Sept. 2 boat strike represented zero threat. They were not "still in the fight".
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
That’s pretty good
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
These two combined couldn't come up with 10 brain cells.
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
You're just going to feel a little prick...
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Two people have a hard time flipping a tube while tubing on the water. And it's filled with air. 🤔
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Kristi Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate and violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruited
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The Trump administration is a criminal organization, so we are long past giving Trump’s FBI the benefit of the doubt. Let’s see the actual evidence.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
🤦
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ShelbieNameless @shelbienameless.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Coffee is my secret super power💙😄 #CaffeinationActivation
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Viewer feedback is a gift
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/12/2025
NEW: The IG report on SignalGate is out. Hegseth sent classified information out on an unclassified Signal chat and put our troops in harms way. Hegseth says he retroactively "declassified" it so it doesn't count. You can read the findings here: media.defense.gov/2025/Dec/04/...
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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I want to go back in time to when I didn't know who Olivia Nuzzi was.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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