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Elizabeth Sampat

@twoscooters.bsky.social
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 17h
Sephora Shopping Bag
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 17h
I really appreciate that EA patented this. Now nobody else can be this stupid or EA can sue them
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once or twice a year I politely demolish someone in a Facebook argument just to make sure my brain still works
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at these idiots. They don’t even know that they have a video game credit
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I will sometimes get an email, read it, think “I am too autistic for this” and then immediately mark it as unread — as though, optimistically, I believe that I will somehow be less autistic at some later date
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alas, Apple funded development of the game so it’s an Apple exclusive.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Pusheen’s Place release day to those who celebrate!!! We worked really hard on this game and hope you enjoy the haptic purrs when you pet your Pusheens 🥹
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Pusheen's Place App - App Store
Download Pusheen's Place by Electric Square Ltd on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like Pusheen's Place.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Dopamine addiction is such a hilarious concept. Yeah man, I’m addicted to feeling good. When I haven’t felt good in a long time, I feel… real bad
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Just having some people quietly in the gallery would mean a lot to me so she knows she's not alone. If this is something you're interested in, please email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com for details.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Chicagoland friends, I have a favor to ask. I have a pro bono client, a Black woman, who is currently facing charges for allegedly pointing a gun at her abusive ex - who admitted to raping her. I would love if there could be a show of support for her at her next few court dates.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight I filmed a collab with one of my favorite YouTubers and also got front row tickets to see my favorite musician at the Sphere next year so it’s been a big day for your girl
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Normalize taking time out of your incredible Italian vacation with friends to do an unhinged photo shoot in order to capture the memories forever
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Alexis De Girolami @vernavenisa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Want to come work with @twoscooters.bsky.social and I on a fun cute game? We have freelance roles open! Our team is lovely! We're in need of: A narrative focused designer - apply.workable.com/electric-squ... And an animator - apply.workable.com/electric-squ...
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Freelance Animator, Lively, UK - Electric Square
At Lively, we pride ourselves on making games full of character. The world is fun and silly and sad and infuriating and banal and beautiful and ugly, and all of those things have a place in our games....
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
elizabeth meant to search how long it takes to get to birmingham by train and accidentally google mapped "briningham" but then againt all odds that turned out to be a real place in the UK as well
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's Scottish, she was not sent home at noon, mainly because no British schools were, but also mainly because at Noon UK time the planes hadn't even hit.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shivam!! I’m thinking of both of you ❤️
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you have to fold your phone maybe your phone is too big. Just a thought
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three years ago I met Pusheen at a licensing event and asked if they ever considered making a game. Then @vernavenisa.bsky.social and I spent a year refining the concept for Apple and Pusheen. Then @gains-skeets.bsky.social spent a couple years making it with an awesome team and here we are!!
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The internet’s favourite cat comes to Apple Arcade with Pusheen’s Place
On October 1, Apple Arcade is rolling out a lineup of fun new games, from cosy cat collecting to zombie-blasting mayhem to beloved App Store hits.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
So. You think you might've done securities fraud.
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Captain So
Alt: Captain America sits around in a backwards facing chair like a real cool guy and says "so"
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s really important that we remember great artists can be horrible people. Fortunately, this does not apply to JK Rowling.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I should be able to announce A Thing for the first time in like 7-8 years in the next week or two and I'm gonna need a sedative to calm down about it
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Adam: guess what right wing asshole is in the process of being deported by ICE. Me: Elon??? Adam: More personal. Me: My racist uncle Mac? Adam: …Slightly less personal.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Abolish ICE (but Milo Yiannopoulos can be the very last one out of custody)
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I lived in Crouch End for six years!! @gains-skeets.bsky.social got annoyed because James McAvoy hogged the squat rack at our local gym
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We had to spend an extra week in the US thanks to losing all of our passports. We are so ready to be back home. Only the final boss remains: a six hour layover in Logan airport
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ve been waiting for you to step up!!!
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Caaaaase I don’t wanna live in NC 😭
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crashing out! At the airport help desk
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
To be fair, I now have pizza rolls in the oven and it’s not even 10 AM
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know I’m more psychologically British than American at this point because we just went to a Wegmans and I spent the whole time feeling embarrassed by the opulence
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This makes the fact that Tom Cruise player him in the movies extra funny
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
LLMs cease to be useful when they can't be used to scam people into unknowingly reading slop anymore. When the typewriter was invented, no one had to pretend its output was handwritten to get people to accept it. Typing had its own utility. LLMs are scamtech that have no utility outside the scam.
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Claude users are canceling their subscriptions, citing Anthropic’s new AI watermark
One developer said they feared Anthropic's watermark could lead clients to flag their work as AI-generated and raise questions about authorship.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One of the main differences between London and NYC is the amount of Billy Joel on the radio
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really hate this trend of censoring words about death and violence because this makes it sound like Luigi confessed to something way funnier
NEWS
"I SH*T MR. THOMPSON IN MANHATTAN
AND HE D*ED." MANGIONE SAID IT STANDING UP IN COURT ON FRIDAY.
THE WIDOW SAT IN THE FRONT ROW.
HE SHOWED NO REMORSE.
Source | US District Court Southern District of New York
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an incredible goal if you know the history of Shintaro Tsuji, the man behind Sanrio that wanted to be Walt Disney more than any other person in history.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In the restaurant’s defense, my brother was wearing a cowboy hat
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...
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Vampirium: 1997 on Steam
1997. Dracula is King of England. At his command, master your dark gifts to assassinate his enemies and secure his vampiric empire. Infiltrate locked-down locations, adapt and survive in living enviro...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/07/2026
I don't wish ill on anybody! But as ill is happening to Mitch McConnel anyway, I am happy
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Was going to text a pic of my view tonight to a friend and reference a Heinlein book, but my brain kind of blanked. So I nearly sent this with the caption “The Moon is a dumb bitch”
A mostly full moon partially obscured by black clouds. The moon is probably not a dumb bitch
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I know the pain meds are still working on me though because I saw an ad for “World Horse Welfare” and was genuinely confused as to why there was a non-profit campaigning for equine UBI
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reaper has been one of my favorite shows since it was airing on actual network television when Adam was still in school!!! Bret Harrison is now a realtor in Calabasas and nerdy TV is poorer for it!!!
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m not on social media much these days so it’s always fun to check in on Adam’s bsky feed and see them reporting on everything I’ve introduced them to recently
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oldest thing I own is probably my American first edition of TS Elliot’s The Wasteland. Oldest thing I own that I use regularly is probably my vintage sideboard from the 70s.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Demand IS high, but it’s not exponential. Games are getting cancelled because they won’t generate billions of dollars. The profit floor required by PE is now too high; that doesn’t mean there’s no profit. As to the rest of it:
It's very stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you are hungry when there's a hot dog outside on the ground.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is fun! My go-to is Mind Games J’Adoube. It’s a really tart pomegranate with a little citrus over a base note of leather. There’s apparently some patchouli in it, but thankfully I can’t smell it. My other fave is Diptyque Eau Duelle, which is an unsweet vanilla spiced with pink peppercorn.
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yes! I meant PE not VC but I was v sleepy. VC has been in games for a long time now and has its own issues but nothing as gangrenous as PE
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