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hi hi! shapeshifter appearing in the guise of a robot bird. usually :nonbinary_flag:, increasingly ΘΔ, kinda &. and some other stuff. "mirror pronouns" means one should […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ critter.cafe/@two, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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several tired wolf girls @tiredfoxtrot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🔷 Ashley had this idea for a sketch but couldn't do it so I started it for her. stretches like that must feel extra satisfying
a rough plain black sketch on a gray empty canvas, Ashley the four armed gray wolf girl is stretching all her arms forward in a not particularly effective for exercise way, she has her eyes closed and is wearing boxers or shorts, no top but is wearing her glasses
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
new blog post on the subject of meeting someone one hasn't spoken to in ages and getting their name wrong because it changed in the interim twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/expiry.ht…
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quick word of advice for cis people
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
new blog post, written all in one go, where i test the limits of how long these titles can be and get more than a little sidetracked hunting down something that might be a bug in firefox twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/hyperlegi…
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Atkinson Hyperlegible appears a little smaller than some other fonts at the same font size, so if you're replacing an existing font with it you may need to make the font size a little bigger
also, on the subject of font-size-adjust...
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
james bond movie where due to a clerical error he has a license to krill and he needs to go through the bureaucratic process to get that fixed
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Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos @jimsphotos.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
A Juvenile Long-tailed tit eyeing up the blackberries #nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #UK #BirdScrolling
a young bird perched in a shrub
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新 Nia & Co. :dizzy_trans: @niaco.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
very pretty wiggles.
some strange visual art. it's a diffuse map of pixels over some black and gently-shaded tendrils that wiggle along the screen. the diffusion map breaks down into patterns in the corner. the tendrils overlap.
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Seattle's Wettest Chunter @art-kitkat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
socks??
a buizel looking smugly at you while seductively putting on what might be socks. i dunno. this was poorly drawn and i was just goofing around. he is also in underwear which somehow makes it feel more lewd but that was not the intent it just helped define where his waist was for me
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
heads up gang, the critter.cafe server will be offline for a few days starting around july 17. i will _not_ be making an alt account on another instance because i don't want to make my life more complicated and i figure it might be interesting to take a break. for many of you this will make […]
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#Guigui 🇫🇷 @guigui.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
I think I look good as an aeromorph
#Guigui, but as an aeromorph (aka robot anthro airplane). He's green and white, with a cockpit on his face and wind turbines on his hands, thighs and wings, and wheels on his feet. his wingspan is 60m
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
new blog post from me: a practical method for shuffling a magic the gathering "cube" (or, in other words, how to shuffle about 400 cards with about eight sets of paws) twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/shuffle.h…
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broadcast shuffle in practice
a practical method for shuffling an mtg cube
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some fool @paperf.lat · 30/06/2026
The last topic I wanted to cover with these pride month not-comics: the whole Papergender thing! It's certainly an unconventional transgender experience. So I wanted to delve deeper into my own thoughts and feelings as to what am I and what it all means to me, and why it's so important to me. Paper!
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
finally getting around to doing this thing where i play and review bird games from my spreadsheet. first up, Death's Door: twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/door.html this post has bonus content in the form of a story about being a bird, which you might like if you are bird therian or something.
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review: death's door
a bird game!
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
looking at the National Library of Australia collection of vintage posters and some of these go really hard
Scan of a poster, black background save for a few specks of dust, huge slab serif text: 
"The world's had an accident.
Help."
Below, a photo of the Earth, very blue-green; mostly clouds, but the Americas are just barely visible. Two bandaids placed on the Earth form a huge X centered in the Pacific, just east of Peru. Tiny blue text at the bottom of the poster: NASA satellite photo. Produced by the Environment Protection Authority, Victoria.
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
if you like: furry transformation you should try: hrt
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
for pride month, here's something i genuinely can't remember if i've posted about before: i've been on hrt for about 5 months! it's been going quite well so far and i am very excited for what the future holds. i was actually very hesitant before starting as i wasn't sure if i would be happy with […]
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Owlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
I was this close yesterday to buy a full face mask respirator for drone/bot purposes, but I realized that I should probably consult with the fediverse robots which type of respirator are best to customize before putting money down.
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新 Nia & Co. :dizzy_trans: @niaco.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
Apricot made a bet with a frazzled staffmember at the astronautic systems convention. now, Gwen's about to watch this obnoxious attendee crash into the venue station's comms tower a 30min gift doodle for @Auren ! hooray!
a split view of two furry girls talking over shuttle radio systems. they look at one another, cartoonishly. apricot (pink), a silly-looking spiky-haired dog, speaks up at gwen (blue), a frazzled pierced up foxgirl in staff badges.

"so staff girl," says Apricot, "after the race do you want to grab Space Chipotle or"
gwen has a startled blush. "oh my god, ask me AFTER the- are you even paying attention??"
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
holy shit i love square root of minus garfield www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=…
An MS Paint drawn Garfield comic captioned entirely in sitelen pona shows garfield looking happily into a mirror wearing a skirt and red bow, recieving negativity from a vaguely-drawn crowd of people, and then being hugged by Jon and Odie with the trans flag in the background. (A full transcription of the comic in toki pona is at the link)
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
recalling an incident where i quickly wrote a piece of what you would call "microfiction" for some friends, and they were impressed, until someone pointed out that, ironically, i had accidentally plaigarised the plot of _[Yesterday](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesterday_(2019_film%29)_
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
[(not a spoiler, i haven't seen it) The Amazing Digital Circus EP8] i totally fell off watching TADC at episode 3 just because i don't do well with horror stuff and could never bring myself to watch the horror-themed episode. but i have vaguely been meaning to finish watching it at some point […]
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witscord @witscord.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
To a guy like me, regular expressions are just expressions
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../../../../../etc/passwd @unnick.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
hey can someone watch my polyhedra for a minute
an array of identical gray icosahedra over a gray plane
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
man named John Dihydroxylation: nothing much, what's up with you?
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 11/03/2026
I like this diagram of abiogenesis on Wikipedia 1. Prebiotic synthesis 2. Polymers, vesicles 3. ??? 4. Profit!
Diagram showing the proposed mechanism of abiogenesis (origin of life), but between "polymers, vesicles" there's "protocells?" and three question marks of increasing size before the Last Universal Common Ancestory and "diversity of life"
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026
o right i could share this as its own post, i have made a webpage that is just a <textarea> with buttons to clear the text and adjust the font size: twotwos.nekoweb.org/textarea.html . in case you need to type out some text and show it to someone else or something. inspired by […]
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2026
setting up a secondhand meta quest 2 feels like i am nursing a sick animal back to health. also i rebooted it to change the colour scheme and now the wifi is not working? that is, none of my devices can connect to the network anymore. curious.
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‮ @numelukon.blog · 22/02/2026
random doodles of euio as a kitty.. i should've started earlier but the idea exists now and that's enough
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026
so there's this TTRPG called _You Awaken in a Strange Place_ with the gimmick that there's no prep and it only does oneshots and you just improvise everything. and it's a lot of fun but I found being the GM in this to be very stressful because you have to do a _lot_ of improvisation. so i made […]
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
ooh the 2026 MIT Mystery Hunt website is now open for archival viewing (puzzmon.world). so if you didn't play this year you can now go and check out all the puzzle stuff i've been talking about!
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Kingdom of the Puzzmon
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
There's a slightly odd effect you get in video games where you have 3d animated or mocapped characters walk around a room and deliver a cutscene to you while you still maintain control of your own character. You get the sense that they are present in the world in a way that you are not. After […]
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
people (me) will play vrchat with an online friend in desktop mode once (1 time) and suddenly make it their life's mission to get a vr headset for real
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ado line @adoline.online · 07/02/2026
random painting #myart
drawing of a large golden grassy plains area, with a massive body of water. there is a highway crossing the plains, as well as a small town bordering the lake. a bridge crosses over. in the distance, a massive broken obelisk looms, fading into the sunset, with a leaking crystal floating between its broken halves.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 04/02/2026
* nytpu wraps you in his wings * it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026
ooh jam2go doing a thing with kasane teto, this seems super cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6__N5X6C2M
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
for probably the last blog post in this accidental run of them, one that might be skippable unless you're looking for email-related advice right now. twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/email.html
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i have kind of solved my email situation
posteo & thunderbird, though i imagine there are better options
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
new blog post in which i discover a fake painting at a banksy exhibition and become a travel blogger or perhaps an investigative journalist. i wish i had answers but they never emailed me back. twotwos.nekoweb.org/posts/strange.h…
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something strange at the art of banksy "without limits" exhibition
why forge a painting that doesn't exist?
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026
i participated in the 2026 MIT Mystery Hunt this past weekend so I have of course written the obligatory ✨mystery hunt retrospective blog post✨. except it's not like a normal mystery hunt retrospective blog post because i have never done one of these before and the whole experience was very […]
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
if you want to give wikipedia a birthday present, edit an article! volunteer labor is wikipedia’s most valuable resource and always has been!!!!
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
the problem with buying a number of identical towels and having that be the only bath towel i use is that often i take a clean towel into the bathroom, remove the old one from the towel rack, get distracted for one second, and then find myself holding two identical towels with no completely […]
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
Happy 6th anniversary to when i went to see Cats on opening weekend and afterwards answered a market research survey about Cats
Cats is playing at 4:20I saw cats for the story of which cat will get a new life
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025
anyway if you haven't played Rhythm Doctor and you have any interest in rhythm games you really ought to give it a shot. 7th Beat seemed to incredibly outdo themselves with every chapter added to the game; I suspected, going into the finale, that they had nothing left, no more tricks up their […]
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025
[rhythm doctor finale vague spoiler] I FORGOT YOU COULD _DO_ THAT (which is incredible because i used that feature in Godot to make an application i literally have running all the time)
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2025
incredible things happening on the wikipedia page for the allegory of the long spoons
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Allegory of the long spoons - Wikipedia
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2025
i have made a new post on my blog where i review some daily games and get quite introspective about how i use the internet. it is possibly too wordy. also therein i seek recommendations for email servers and mastodon frontends
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Sonja @tokipona.org · 16/11/2025
toki ilo Wiwa la kala sin a! www.uiua.org/blog/uiuas-o...
toki ilo Wiwa la kala sin
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025
ok question. when someone in the context of offering commissions says "payment is via paypal" or words to that effect, can you assume that means a paypal _invoice_ or something that you can pay like normal, or is there any chance it'll be something that you need a paypal account/to be american for
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two @two.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
i gather wikipedia - really, the Wikimedia Foundation - is doing one of their big donation drives again. much has been said by other people on whether they actually _need_ donations; personally I'm certainly not qualified to comment on the financial status of any particular organisation I'm not […]
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