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@twinkletoes24.bsky.social
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is there anything pho can’t fix
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Should’ve left the dummy in there. The kitty deserves a treat.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, 17 hours of fuel. Well done, piggy!
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s the metal. You can’t have any metal when you go for visit. Sports bras only. The visitation processing room is stressful. Many of us have to take flights to see loved one and can be turned away for having a V Neck shirt or a pair of slacks the COs find unacceptable.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went to visit a loved one in an FCI over Labor Day weekend and they almost had to turn visitors (some from out of state!) away because they almost ran out of disappearing ink the visitors need for their hand stamps.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
May this bloodline end
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a fellow atheist AND Cubs fan, 💯
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clown show. Listening in is embarrassing.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve only seen this ad here on Bluesky.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well god damn.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those poor children. My god.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These people make me feel like I’m insane for having to repeatedly listen to this and realize he is being serious.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That ginger can suck it.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not an Onion post?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monster waves captured by photographer Ben Hartley at Nazaré, Portugal.🇵🇹
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Animals.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Israelis are fkn animals.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
DisGUSTING!!!!
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They’re trying to make us sick by poisoning the foods we are supposed to be consuming. The Smurf’s would’ve taken better care of us.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oink Oink terrible man
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have, what I thought was, excellent insurance through my job and had to pay $4,500 out of pocket for an emergency CAT Scan. I don’t have the money to treat what they found.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Please, stay 🙏
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Robert Redford Nodding Meme
ALT: Robert Redford Nodding Meme
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nervous about something?
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Messy Pig
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Were they all their biological children?
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m an independent and haven’t spoke to anyone who is voting for Stevens.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And I’m suddenly a LeBron fan.
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Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On this day in 1985, Sade released their debut studio album “Diamond Life” in the US featuring singles "Your Love Is King" "When Am I Going to Make a Living" "Smooth Operator" and "Hang On to Your Love" Timeless album. Timeless artist.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He’s not leaving the office.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Crazy coming from him.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Put it this way: Iran taught foreign governments not to fear American might; China, along with the crypto industry, has taught rogue countries that they needn’t fear American financial control; and Ukraine has taught foreign governments that they don’t need American support.” 💯
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The slobbering sounds coming out of his pig looking face is revolting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2026
Jack Smith: "I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime"
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tacky af
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I want those dentures to fall out and bounce on the desk.
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Waving Detroit Tigers MLB Baseball Flag
ALT: Waving Detroit Tigers MLB Baseball Flag
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026
Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
PLEASE??🙏
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hear, Hear!
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May @twinkletoes24.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Stay classy, GOP
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