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The Neotenous Slime

@twinfaggotry.bsky.social
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in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection

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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
idk i thought u would know
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
changing my legal name to Vlone Brian
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
hey rose. just wanted to hear your thoughts on this image
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
locked tf in!!!
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
drain gang for life man you dont even know
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/12/2024
most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
off to a great start
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i dont have a car but i assure you unless someone else who knows what yiik is pulls up and takes it either me or one of my friends will grab it
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
oh my god where. need
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i just think the level design is so much weaker in ds personally and the multiple babies thing ruins the pace. agree on wooly world being the best one of the new games
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ok for some reason i thought you were talking abt the ds sequel and i was abt to like get mad at that. that game is asssss. og yoshis island sick tho
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i have a grey acne studios one its really nice. my mom usually uses it bc im not huge into scarfs tho
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
when the burger is 17 dollars and comes with a bacon jam
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
type shit fr fr
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sheetzsheetz.bsky.social @sheetzsheetz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
old people deserve to be lonely
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
my ted talk: *walks up on stage* "folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine" *5 minutes of silence* "haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags" *leaves stage* that's my ted talk
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
2 cheeseburger quesadillas w/ white cheddar cheese bites and either a bacon or cajun chicken wrap. with quesadilla sauce to dip
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering. ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3 WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
fuck this
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i wanna fuck a guy named gorp!
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ok i thought this was pastrami but im starting to get confused. like the top part may be cheese i thought it was mustard. in that case im sorry jewish ppl bc im pretty sure reubens arent kosher
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
does anyone know what the deal with this is? can't find any info on this on rym or genius
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
embarrassing having beef with a 9th and 6th grader but omfg i do not like my parents close friends kids. the parents are super nice and cool but the kids are obnoxious shitheads that walk all over their parents. no manners in the slightest
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
death cab or postal service?
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
transgenders who happen to be lesbians are low aura individuals. lesbians who happen to be transgenders are high aura individuals.
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
white boys when they get to make their dads imessage pfp heihachi mishima
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
yasuyuki ishii?
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
shoutout jewish people
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The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
a pen fifteen?
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
was sucking on a penis when suddenly it sucked me back
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