The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 22/12/2024this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it 010
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it 170
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms. 040
Reposted by The Neotenous SlimeBigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..." 292
Reposted by The Neotenous Slimealyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/12/2024new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon 151
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight 040
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :( 010
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024drain gang for life man you dont even know 010
Reposted by The Neotenous Slimelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/12/2024most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge 39119082
Reposted by The Neotenous Slimesheetzsheetz.bsky.social @sheetzsheetz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024old people deserve to be lonely 011
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024my ted talk: *walks up on stage* "folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine" *5 minutes of silence* "haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags" *leaves stage* that's my ted talk 010
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 02/12/2024wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful 000
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels 021
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering. ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3 WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak* 040
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 30/11/2024if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then 021
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho 120
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024does anyone know what the deal with this is? can't find any info on this on rym or genius 000
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024embarrassing having beef with a 9th and 6th grader but omfg i do not like my parents close friends kids. the parents are super nice and cool but the kids are obnoxious shitheads that walk all over their parents. no manners in the slightest 140
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024transgenders who happen to be lesbians are low aura individuals. lesbians who happen to be transgenders are high aura individuals. 030
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024white boys when they get to make their dads imessage pfp heihachi mishimamedia.tenor.coma group of cartoon characters are sitting on a bench .ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting on a bench . 0212
Reposted by The Neotenous Slimemy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 28/11/2024was sucking on a penis when suddenly it sucked me back 1554
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024breaking: lucy dacus found dead in pyongyang 021
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024can someone give me 2 bands so i can buy this jacket. please 010
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024they were fighting over the 1 blanket so my parents had to get a 2nd one 060
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024highkey miss this blazer i lost it like a year ago and havent been able to find one that hits the same. i do got on balenci derbies a cdg tee and an undercover necklace in this tho so you could call me mrs put that shit on 0161
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024had a nightmare that i worked for a zionist government entity (not saying its zog just that everyone were zionists) and that my job was to read letters from palestinian youth to their american family and toss it out if it didnt gel with my superiors. bleak stuff 100
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024a cheesesteak (also known as a philadelphia cheesesteak, philly cheesesteak, cheesesteak sandwich, cheese steak, or steak and cheese) is a sandwich made from thinly sliced pieces of beefsteak and melted cheese in a long hoagie roll 0322
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i know people say youre not supposed to say gnx is not like us the album but it is definitely not like us the album. the problem is people thinking this is bad 111
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024mentioned i was thinking abt botox at the pride center today and everyone looked at me all puzzled and shit. bitch im trying to yknow transition??? deadass like what are yall so flummoxed for 150
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024DISOWN YOUR KIDS FOR NO REASON 2025!!! 0266
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024idea: spoon with tiny holes in it for people that only wanna eat the solid parts of chowder 020
The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024this is so fucking funny to me bc clearly these ppl do not use the damn website! if i was actually a lolcow you'd be told off for doing this bc it's ween behavior! @wje5s6w5.bsky.social ur a poser buddy 010
