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alyssa

@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social
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she/her socialite “now he wasn’t hungry any more — and he wasn’t a little caterpillar any more. he was a big, fat caterpillar. “ -TVHC 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 5h
this sentence is /j
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the fajitas come out of the closet
captainsparklez
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wish i was red
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
isakai’ed into wilhelm scream world
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“it is your responsibility to make sure these 50 cups of mcdonalds water makes it home safe.”
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guy who thinks everything a roosterteeth reference
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cracking the cryptic theme playing in the club im shutting this whole place down
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
life is like a gif
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usagi is the nihilist of the group
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
curly wurly psyop
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a quarrel has occurred at burger king
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
there are no ethical redheads
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“theres a secret autofellatio pose that humanity has not discovered yet. who ever discovers it first will win my life’s fortune”
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nobody: *the free lunch that appears out of thin air*
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if NFTs were invented a hundred years ago, they would’ve been showcased at the World’s Fair
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Et tu, Brute?,” Juilus Caesar spoke, just as Brutus was slamming on the brakes on his 2005 Honda Odyssey, all while Caesar was balancing 50 large cups of water from McDonalds, hoping it would not be an treacherous journey home.
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i have 50 hours on coloring book
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cleaning out my room is so fucked cuz like what am I supposed to do with this
disembodied bloody clown head puppet
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
SURVIVE KOWLOON WALLED CITY, WIN 10 QUID
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
back in my day before heroin, we would play pretend
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Apollo 11 polycule with Michael Collins cuckholdry
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
edgar allen poe could never
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
im getting a fucking SUPERPRETZEL ad in 2026
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
they should make a stardew valley video game
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bingleboo
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hi everyone im jason kelce and i exist for no reason but to be in advertisements
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
saw a service dog the other day. do you think he has a linkedin
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Diogenes was the first Kai Cenat viewer
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
hello i am mr blabla
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
goals
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
let’s go brandon nostalgia
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hal9000 the original beastmode
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
rory sutherland could sell my kidneys without my consent
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the middle ear is the industrial revolution of the ear
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
spell alvin in all caps call me david cross
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
why he look like hes on a box of oats
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*bortis from The Orville voice* “Five-hundred Weird Al scrobbles”
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Arecibo is the best name of anything ever
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
me with saltines
the painting, “saturn devouring his son”
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
asking the important questions
a google search asking “is there a weird al song about lice”
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
she definitely plays warhammer
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
im the only lua trilogy fan with a drivers license
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
if curious george took a bunch a benadryl, he’d see the yellow hat man
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can you believe that everyone getting hired these days is potty trained?
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i wonder what “you win some you lose some” means
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“hip hip hooray” has been cancelled..
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
im lewis and clarking it
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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
no one makes arks anymore
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