alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“it is your responsibility to make sure these 50 cups of mcdonalds water makes it home safe.” 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/09/2026guy who thinks everything a roosterteeth reference 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/09/2026cracking the cryptic theme playing in the club im shutting this whole place down 000
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/04/2026there are no ethical redheads 021
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“theres a secret autofellatio pose that humanity has not discovered yet. who ever discovers it first will win my life’s fortune” 110
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 31/08/2026nobody: *the free lunch that appears out of thin air* 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if NFTs were invented a hundred years ago, they would’ve been showcased at the World’s Fair 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Et tu, Brute?,” Juilus Caesar spoke, just as Brutus was slamming on the brakes on his 2005 Honda Odyssey, all while Caesar was balancing 50 large cups of water from McDonalds, hoping it would not be an treacherous journey home. 020
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Cleaning out my room is so fucked cuz like what am I supposed to do with this 010
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/11/2025back in my day before heroin, we would play pretend 022
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Apollo 11 polycule with Michael Collins cuckholdry 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 04/07/2026hi everyone im jason kelce and i exist for no reason but to be in advertisements 010
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 15/10/2025saw a service dog the other day. do you think he has a linkedin 021
Reposted by alyssaalyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Diogenes was the first Kai Cenat viewer 011
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11/06/2026rory sutherland could sell my kidneys without my consent 000
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 07/06/2026the middle ear is the industrial revolution of the ear 010
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 21/05/2026*bortis from The Orville voice* “Five-hundred Weird Al scrobbles” 010
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 13/05/2026im the only lua trilogy fan with a drivers license 010
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 27/04/2026if curious george took a bunch a benadryl, he’d see the yellow hat man 010
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Can you believe that everyone getting hired these days is potty trained? 030
alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 22/04/2026i wonder what “you win some you lose some” means 000