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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23/10/2026

The Original Pancake House (Roseville) 🧻 clearly the first pancake The handfeel was terrible. Like really, truly awful. It was quite hefty—which is a problem because it was difficult to tear—and the plies came apart easily. It was absorbent enough. But the handfeel was so bad. So very, very, bad.

A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/10/2026

my husband decorated his car. is this love? yes. yes it is.

Toilet paper sticker on the dash in my husband’s car

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 09/10/2026

if you took pictures of me last night (especially post-jacket removal) that are better than this one, plz share them with me! signal: amberrl.24 email: twincitiestoiletpaper@gmail.com

Very zoomed in and low quality picture of me mid-presentation. I’m wearing a navy tshirt with yellow text that says “Her is a bad mayor.” I’m holding a mic in one hand and gesturing with the other.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026

New stickers hot off the presses, including a special edition St. Paul version! Get ‘em tonight at Sibling Rivalry! ✌🏻❤️🧻

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20/09/2026

Opening this up to normies was always going to be a good time. Important context: I have never been to the Turf Club, much less used their toilet paper 😆

Question: Which toilet paper review did you enjoy the most?

Notable Answers
- Leave me alone
- I think it was the Turf Club one
- I am here for the survey

Question: is there anything else you’d like to share?

Notable answers:
- You do not have good answer options. For example, with bidets, there is no option between not my first choice and why use anything else.
- Consider adding non-flushable wipes to product preference & I don't know/care/never tried to toilet paper material type.
- Your credit card
- Free Palestine, today. How can we as Americans support such a clearly apartheid state as one of our main allies.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20/09/2026

Why didn't @petersagal.bsky.social choose me for today's episode of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me 😭 I have literally given talks about all of the things Hernan Diaz had to answer questions about. Also, I need to talk to whoever designed the cover of his new book, because, I mean...

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 13/09/2026

this dude who I have literally never interacted with before just blocked me (probably via one of the many luddite lists I’ve been added to because i hate ai) and I only care because I’m so jealous that @chrisgrace.com follows him

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/09/2026

CHS Field (St. Paul) 🧻 put Betsy in charge of the TP The handfeel and texture are fine, but it’s thin, breaks down way too easily, and is not absorbent enough.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 05/09/2026

So this is embarrassing. If I reviewed rankings, this would not get a good one.

My current rank 2693 with 2 votes on the bsky top 38 list.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 05/09/2026

Mrs. B’s Clearance and Factory Outlet Center (Omaha)

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 05/09/2026

Runza (Omaha – 108th & Q) I was too excited to get back to my Frings

A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper but it’s in motion and out of focus

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 30/08/2026

The Howe (Minneapolis) 🧻 It works It’s got some heft and it’s absorbent. The texture is only on the bottom and while it has a not so great handfeel, it’s okay to use. This variety is one of the better commercial toilet papers out there.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 28/08/2026

Ya girl got a ribbon her second art entry 😭😭😭😭

A portion of a crop art piece that used layers of white lentils to create a relief of the moon. Below the piece is a white third place ribbon and a seed identification card made of kraft paper.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23/08/2026

Bang Brewing (St. Paul) 🧻 three is too many plies Plies are stupid, and toilet paper with too many becomes weirdly stiff. the texture was fine, the pattern is nice, it’s strong, and it’s definitely absorbent. But the excess plies make for a very uncomfortable wiping experience.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/08/2026

B&B Theater (Mall of America – Bloomington) 🧻 Inoffensive, would wipe here again Lovely pattern, perforation is a little weak (tears well but too easily), plies stay together, meets the absolute minimum conditions necessary to be considered soft.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 04/08/2026

Midway Saloon (St. Paul) 🧻 less scary than it seems I haven’t encountered this stuff for a minute, so I couldn’t immediately remember if it was a bad one or the average one. It’s the average one. Nothing to write home about, but it gets the job done without being uncomfortable.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 02/08/2026

AMC Southdale (Edina) 🧻 it peaked at the subpar handfeel It’s strong, but only in a way that makes it annoying to tear. The plies are not friends. It’s not the roughest toilet paper out there, but it’s not pleasant. It is fairly absorbent, but at what cost?

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 24/07/2026

Brand: Caboo Type: Bamboo Sample Size: 1 Double Roll Initial thoughts: It’s so thin and the handfeel is atrocious. It’s a good thing there was only one roll of this sitting on the shelf at Kowalski’s because it’s going to take forever to get through. I do not recommend this brand.

A hand holding a roll of caboo toilet paper

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 21/07/2026

White Squirrel (St. Paul) 🧻 Suspiciously soft—possibly made from Kevin’s fur?

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/07/2026

DFL SCC Meeting (Waconia) 🧻 VERY VERY BAD It tries to trick you with the embossed pattern, but it’s very rough and scratchy. Awful handfeel. Worse, it’s so weak. You will need at least 4x as much as you think you need.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 13/07/2026

I have acquired the test subjects for my next two home toilet paper evaluations!

An e-bike parked at a bright green bike corral. The bike has teal panniers mounted on each side of the rear rack. One of the panniers is very cube-shaped.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 04/07/2026

Como Lake Pavilion (St. Paul) 🧻 clearly expired This might be the heat exhaustion talking, but this seemed wider than other park toilet papers. Handled vast amounts of sweat with aplomb. Inoffensive on all counts. Bib-worthy.

A roll of toilet paper with “06-19-26” printed on it. Picture taken 07-04-26.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 22/06/2026

oh hell yeah say the right things about maplewood and perhaps @maplehoodunited.bsky.social will send you an awesome collection of stickers too!

An envelope from Maplehood United to TC TP Reviews with stickers that say “Make Saint Paul Bigger,” “Annex Falcon Heights: Reclaim the Fair and St. Paul Campus,” and “Annex Maplewood.”

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 22/06/2026

Blackstack (St. Paul) 🧻 not bad. not bad at all. Unlike the terrifying bathroom entrance, the toilet paper’s embossed pattern is quite welcoming. The rough—but not sharp—edges are a clear indicator that this TP is soft. It was absorbent, had a nice hand feel, and I didn’t need much.

Hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper.

Two different industrial-size rolls of toilet paper stacked on a shelf.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/06/2026

Soul of the Southside/Biffs Porta Potties 🧻 I am shooketh (complimentary) This is the first ever soft toilet paper I’ve found in a Porta Potty and tbh I am here for it. You need just a fuckton given how thin it is, but it’s actually pretty nice.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/06/2026

Davanni’s - Cleveland (St. Paul) 🧻 BOring I love reviewing toilet paper; I hate reviewing this stuff. Don’t put a pattern like this on aggressively mediocre toilet paper. It serves no purpose beyond getting someone’s hopes up only to immediately dash them. Do better, Big Toilet Paper. Do. Better.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/06/2026

three plies confirmed. I actually think it would be better without the third one. this is too many plies.

A hand holding the end of a roll of 3-ply toilet paper. The plies are separated and dog-eared. There are too many of them.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 17/06/2026

Brand: Who Gives a Crap Type: Recycled Sample Size: 4 Mega Rolls Initial thoughts: they talk a big game about soft and comfy, but I wasn’t feeling it. It’s definitely strong, but it felt more like a commercial paper towel and I have yet to find the third ply. Idk man. Idk.

A hand holding a 4-pack of Who Gives a Crap toilet paper

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 17/06/2026

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

Jay Boller struggling to hold all of his awards

Taylor Swift struggling to hold all of her awards

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 17/06/2026

New Brighton Community Center 🧻 they put the whole budget into the play place This felt like printer paper. It is so strong, but has little else going for it. I don’t know from experience, but I do not recommend using this for anything that isn’t liquid. A great example of why plies don’t matter.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14/06/2026

Spoon Lake - East (Maplewood) 🧻 ughhhhhhhhhh why All too familiar with this glorified sandpaper. I am once again begging municipalities to put just like a little bit more into their toilet paper budgets. Take it from the police budget. But then also make the police wipe with this stuff.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14/06/2026

Updating this since it’s the same toilet paper and I never actually wrote a review. Big Rivers Regional Trail Pavilion (Eagan) 🧻 the bib-worthiest It’s sort of soft, decently absorbent, and tears nicely along the perforation. It handles sweat disturbingly well. Plus it has that lovely pattern.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 07/06/2026

“Everything was beautiful and most of the toilet paper hurt.” — Kurt Vonnegut Tour de Luce: Toilet Paper Reviews Edition is all rolled up. Can’t wait for next year!

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 07/06/2026

Pizza Luce - Uptown 🧻 I don’t wanna 😭 It’s very bad.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 06/06/2026

Pizza Luce - Richfield 🧻 nope I regret being hydrated enough to need this.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 06/06/2026

Pizza Luce - Hopkins 🧻 Ceci n’est pas toilet paper I mean it’s in a port-a-potty. You’re not gonna have a good time.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 06/06/2026

Pizza Luce - Downtown 🧻 very nice handfeel No heft but very soft, surprisingly sturdy, and tears well. The two plies are Not Friends. I don’t think it’ll hold up against sweat, so hang out for a bit before you head to the restroom.

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🎂 Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 06/06/2026

Pizza Luce - Seward 🧻 perforated and has a cute little pattern that only the trained eye of a toilet paper would notice Rough but not scratchy. Tears well. Seems absorbent, but I was a lot less sweaty here so that’s an educated guess.

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