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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

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I review toilet paper wherever I go in the Twin Cities. I only review toilet paper. That's it. That's my entire thing. You are wrong about plies. linktr.ee/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews ✌🏻❤️🧻

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19h
I was wrong and I’m sorry. I promise to learn from this and do better next time. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23h
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23h
I use dude as a non-gendered term, which is why I used it in my evergreen post that I reply with to anyone who replies to me with a stupid comment. Usually it’s men. I wanted you to know I was *not* calling you a man while letting you know that your response was unoriginal and I don’t care for it.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23h
dude is a non-gendered term
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23h
new TP review coming soon and I can confirm that I AM SO BACK, BITCHES ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/10/2026
my husband decorated his car. is this love? yes. yes it is.
Toilet paper sticker on the dash in my husband’s car
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/10/2026
I am wondering if they mean the average American household
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/10/2026
Nothing with the word strong in it is worthy of being anywhere above last place.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/10/2026
Please leave the toilet paper reviews to the professional! ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/10/2026
I don’t need to read beyond the description to know this list might as well be published on a Dude Wipe because it’s literal trash. @nytimes.com, please leave the reviews to the professional. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/10/2026
Their adjectives prove they have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 10/10/2026
We will have extra stuff like that on hand! Of course that won’t help you if you’re biking to Wabun, but it will if you happen to get another flat!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 09/10/2026
If you’re riding or volunteering at the Twin Cities Bike Tour tomorrow and want a sticker, you’re in luck! I’ll be at Wabun all day.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 09/10/2026
if you took pictures of me last night (especially post-jacket removal) that are better than this one, plz share them with me! signal: amberrl.24 email: twincitiestoiletpaper@gmail.com
Very zoomed in and low quality picture of me mid-presentation. I’m wearing a navy tshirt with yellow text that says “Her is a bad mayor.” I’m holding a mic in one hand and gesturing with the other.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 09/10/2026
👁️
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 09/10/2026
Had so much fun at Sibling Rivalry! Thank to everyone who watched my bit. I’ll have the completely objective and unbiased findings from the Very Important Survey up…someday. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
New stickers hot off the presses, including a special edition St. Paul version! Get ‘em tonight at Sibling Rivalry! ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
Twin Cities Bike Tour is Saturday! Online registration is closed, but you can show up and register in person on Saturday morning!
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Twin Cities Bike Tour - Bicycle Alliance of Minnesota
The Twin Cities Bike Tour is an annual autumn bike ride tradition with routes around the Twin Cities Minnesota metro area.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
Know how I know you attended ZERO of my Nerd Nite presentations?
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
I’ll consider it if Minneapolis ever gets better toilet paper 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
Wow, Minneapolis public schools really are failing. You spelled St. Paul so incorrectly.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
currently skeeting from my office in Minneapolis 😄
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
I will not be both-sidesing things tonight. The results of my legitimate research survey are very clear about which Twin is the best twin.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
only if it’s directed at minneapolis people (where it belongs)
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 08/10/2026
my cricut has been working overtime in preparation for sibling rivalry. can’t wait. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 07/10/2026
*no I won’t
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 07/10/2026
And if you use this link instead of the previous one, you’ll get $10 off! Advance registration closes tonight and the day-of registration price is even higher. Plus if you sign up, I’ll stop bugging you!*
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2026 Twin Cities Bike Tour!
New routes for 2026! Celebrate what makes the Twin Cities one of the top bicycling metros in the nation! The metro-wide metro-ride!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 07/10/2026
Okay, here’s the dealio: I need 27 more people to sign up for the Twin Cities Bike Tour so I can win a bet. “I already registered!” you say? Cool. What about all of your friends, family, neighbors, contacts, and everyone else you know? I’m sure some of them haven’t. Come on. It’s for charity!
bikemn.org
Twin Cities Bike Tour - Bicycle Alliance of Minnesota
The Twin Cities Bike Tour is an annual autumn bike ride tradition with routes around the Twin Cities Minnesota metro area.
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BikeMN @bikemn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's 8AM on Saturday. Do you know where your friends are? They're all riding the Twin Cities Bike Tour while you're still in the check-in line trying to register. Do Saturday you a favor—sign up right now!
bikemn.org
Twin Cities Bike Tour Registration - Bicycle Alliance of Minnesota
You’ll FALL for the Twin Cities Bike Tour! With 23.5, 38, or 50 mile routes there’s something for everyone!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 06/10/2026
Evergreen.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 04/10/2026
Just finished synthesizing all the data from the Very Important TP Survey. Get your ticket to Sibling Rivalry II ASAP so you can learn the results while supporting housing advocacy in the Twin Cities!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 03/10/2026
Today’s the last day to take this!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 03/10/2026
“showing scotland at its best”
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
no, it is a hate crime. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE KEVIN
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
love that they’re already resorting to ad hominem attacks ❤️
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
this is a hate crime (i hated it)
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
If you haven’t done so yet, take the survey! password: toiletpaper
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Toilet Paper Survey - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
what even is time 😰
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
DAMMIT HOOPER i will let the joke slide this time but never again
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
i have been unonymous for a while because i refuse to wear glasses
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
i don’t understand the reference and won’t respond to it
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
i love all my twin cities equally (earlier that day) i don’t care for minneapolis
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
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Andy Samberg: That's High Praise! (SNL)
Alt: Andy Samberg: That's High Praise! (SNL)
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
I stopped lying to myself and went back to using soft toilet paper (not Charmin). My reviews have been suffering in quality because my home TP was only slightly less uncomfortable than everything I find in public. I expect my scathing reviews will be back posthaste. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
I stopped lying to myself and went back to using soft toilet paper (not Charmin). My reviews have been suffering in quality because my home TP was only slightly less uncomfortable than everything I find in public. I expect my scathing reviews will be back posthaste. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 30/09/2026
hm, this looks familiar
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/09/2026
Please take this very important toilet paper survey for legitimate research purposes. Password: toiletpaper
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Toilet Paper Preferences Survey - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews
Get new reviews straight to your inbox (someday, maybe).
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We did it!
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SAVE OUR SUMMIT BREWERY St. Paul Tap. Right now. cc @comobelladonna.bsky.social
Me and Lauren in front of a Save Our Summit Brewery thermometer
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 28/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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