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@twicketface.bsky.social
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antisocialite / Wisconsinite / excessive height

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can we refer to fans of manosphere “comedy” as brozos?
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0
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Benny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy Special
YouTube video by Benny Feldman
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ditka, looking up from hell, fuming.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Flu shot received on Thursday. COVID shot schedule for next week. The vaccinated are sexy and cool and smell nice.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Has anyone gotten to the bottom of why everyone is this administration is so perpetually damp?
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For the last three years of my last job, we worked a 4 day week with no pay cuts. It was the best my mental health ever was. It made my 4 working days more productive and a three day weekend as the standard was heaven.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Machinarium is the most charming video game I’ve ever played and the fact that they’re making a sequel delights me to no end.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait until you hear what happened on her Aer Lingus flight.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I recently learned you can toast marshmallows in the air fryer and maybe it’s for the best I don’t work from home anymore.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still have to hold my breath when Large Marge comes on screen. I’m 48.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent a few hours power washing my back patio, front walkway and porch this weekend. In spite of the back pain from repeatedly bending over, I found it deeply satisfying to wash away at least 15 years of grime.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son, living his best life in college.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gave my parent’s cat her first tiniest taste of whipped cream last night in my campaign to become The Favorite.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coping with Monday by listening to Hot Snakes and eating honey chipotle pretzels.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my closest friends and fiercest fantasy football rivals drafted Drake Maye with his first round pick and I'm delighted I get to bust his chops for the next four months (and beyond).
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has anything more throughly debunked the concept of your permanent record than this administration?
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got a paper cut from junk mail and I feel I deserve compensation.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kimberly took her cribbage loss in stride this morning.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine being 1/50th as funny as Paula Pell.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 18/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is dope
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Introducing Kimberly to How To with John Wilson because it’s probably my only shot of getting into heaven.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My son’s back in college and the offers of AI assistance are incredible.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just think all employees should be able to duct tape customers to chairs, not just flight attendants.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just in time for the 2026-2027 vaccines, a new review shows that COVID19 vaccination significantly reduces the risk of severe illness and hospitalization across all age groups, including kids. Pregnant women were also protected, as were their babies. Don’t forget to schedule your vaccination!
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COVID-19 Vaccine Effectiveness and Safety for the 2026-2027 Respiratory Season
This Special Communication aims to identify and summarize the most recently published evidence evaluating the effectiveness and safety of US-licensed COVID-19 vaccines and report on the epidemiology o...
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A friend is having her second knee replacement surgery so I made a broccoli cheese frittata and strawberry buttermilk waffles to help with the healing.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OMGWTF
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love to have to dismiss two AI prompts every single time I open a PDF at work. Tremendous.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every time Aer Lingus bubbles up in my subconscious I giggle like a toddler.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just wish Nate Dogg and Warren G were here to regulate our nation’s food supply.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In honor of Frank Beard's passing, I'd like to share one of my all-time favorite comedy stories from Jon Glaser.
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Jon Glaser - ZZ TOP Dad
YouTube video by lifesacrocodile
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Old enough to be legitimately sad that my neighborhood mechanic is retiring.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/08/2026
"The message is that COVID vaccine and flu vaccine will be available, they're covered by insurers, they're recommended by medical societies. People should get them and get them for their kids.” -Claire Hannan, MPH, Association of Immunization Managers
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Randomly came across Clerks on PlutoTV and unsurprised I can still quote 90% of the movie.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watched Dicks: The Musical with Kimberly last night. Some very wild choices for a very funny movie.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Meeting my boss’s boss’s boss’s new boss for the first time today and can’t wait to see how I fuck it up.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A rare work from home day means leaning into the joy of grilling a Big Sandwich for lunch.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Foghornbrokenwatchforfinger Leghornbrokenwatchforfinger.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So I checked that this is real and also was disappointed that “take a load off” wasn’t a tagline.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
First annual review at my new job today. 4 coworkers have quit in the 9 months I’ve been here (we’re a team of four). How big of a raise should I ask for?
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Going to a Star Wars-themed wedding and find it entirely appropriate to ask if there will be Jizz at the reception.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hell yes.
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Queens of the Stone Age - Easy Street (Official Video)
YouTube video by Queens Of The Stone Age
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Still eating lettuce in the Midwest because there’s only one asshole I trust.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The last 24 hours have been a good lesson in death versus loss.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
An hour and a half swim in a lake with Kimberly on a perfectly calm sunny day was exactly, precisely what I needed today.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN WITH A MERICAN FLAG "DONT LIKE AMERICA? WHY WOULD ANY ONE LIKE IT, IMAGING CRYING FOR THE FLAG" AND DA LETTER'S UP TOP HAVE A EAGLE ON THEM,,,AND "LOL LMAO"  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's fine, I didn't want to see the image you posted. Nothing can compete with my imagination anyway.
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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