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@twicketface.bsky.social
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antisocialite / Wisconsinite / excessive height

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son, living his best life in college.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kimberly took her cribbage loss in stride this morning.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My son’s back in college and the offers of AI assistance are incredible.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A friend is having her second knee replacement surgery so I made a broccoli cheese frittata and strawberry buttermilk waffles to help with the healing.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OMGWTF
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A rare work from home day means leaning into the joy of grilling a Big Sandwich for lunch.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So I checked that this is real and also was disappointed that “take a load off” wasn’t a tagline.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We got movie sign!
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Making Workday suggestive is a choice.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Making do with the only rainbow shirt I have. Happy Pride!
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This hit harder than my AARP membership invites.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
All the cool kids go to their regularly scheduled check-ups.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Greetings from atop Blarney Castle.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Campus update from my son today.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
These screening questions are getting tougher and tougher.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Forgot to pay the cat tax. Ms. Penny.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Decided to buy a dictionary and 10 year old me would be so proud of the first word I looked up.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
First USTA doubles league meet and I didn’t die! Comeback victory for the first match and utterly shit the bed for the second. So it goes! Fun!
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sometimes, you just need some homemade crème brûlée.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Something very special about getting new music right before a vacation to help cement memories.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A good reminder that April 10th will be here before we know it.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is why my back hurts more than it usually does at 47.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
3 mile walk before the blizzard hits.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So glad my annual physical is schedule for Monday.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lousy Smarch weather.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Great, now I’m worried we’ve got John McClanes loose in the office.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Few things better than texts from college.
A text from my son reading “In case you were worried I was getting too mature, I learned the word for ‘heart attack’ in Spanish is ‘infarto’ and I couldn’t stop laughing”.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you want a protein bar that tastes like a sick foot, I can’t recommend this one more highly.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Texts from college can be so heartwarming.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m voting for Gavin and you can’t stop me.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nobody talks about how aggravating it is to find the absolutely perfect job but you need $2,147,483,648 to make ends meet.
An job application error message that mandates your salary requirements must be a number between $-2,147,483,648 and $2,147,483,647.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
One benefit of watching old Twilight Zone episodes is learning that Beavis is eternal.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Kinda great the winter gloves I ordered arrived today.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I found out my new work shirt has an unexpected inner pocket so putting it to good use.
An inner pocket of a button down shirt, overflowing with Werther’s Originals.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
While everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, my parent’s new cat also needed my foot.
A phot of a glorious pet cat resting her adorable head on my big ol’ stinky besocked foot.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Never regret making edible air fresheners.
Two trays of unbaked confetti cookies.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Almost forgot that Nate got me my favorite ornament last year.
A Christmas tree ornament of Homer emerging from the bushes.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Move over, Hemingway.
Screenshot of baking instructions for mozzarella sticks that say “Over heating may cause cheese loss”
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I went like 10 months without a haircut during the pandemic and missed my calling as some sort of sex cribbage cult leader.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
could we not
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Pumpkin bread baking weather in WI.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Utterly heartbroken that the controls on my work desk only raise and lower the surface rather than activate a trapdoor/catapult.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
So very fortunate to see Clem Snide (for the 7th time!) last night in Oshkosh.
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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The hell?
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