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Trevor Walker

@twalker201.bsky.social
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Ape with an anxiety disorder

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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of my students got real upset today because I said, "this assignment is about your opinion about stuff" and he went "why don't you give us assignments I can just Google instead!!"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the allegation of the podcast episode is "this company is using Tim Tebow's fame, trustworthiness, and virtuous image to sell a scam" and the company's defense is "clearly, this evil podcaster mentioned Tim Tebow, who is famous, trustworthy, and virtuous to draw attention"
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does shaving suck so bad? I've tried safety razors, nice razors, generic razors and all kinds of shaving cream and the task still sucks so bad
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm simply begging that my students check the assignment description before sending me catty emails claiming I never told them how to do the assignment
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The fact that we have to come up with something to eat 3 times a day is bad enough. But lately my youngest has disliked everything I cook and that really takes the wind out of my sails
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why do people listen to bleachers when the killers do everything they do, but better
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's bonkers to me that most every person on earth started as the fastest sperm. Everyone started a winner. Some people just became losers after the fact
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm on the emergency response team at my school so I need to be CPR and first aid certified. I've been CPR certified since I was like 16. But the online training this year is 3 HOURS!!
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
Alt: Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The hadestown proshot is awesome.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
he was also Ebenezer after he was Scrooge, on account of how names work
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah the odyssey absolutely ripped.
My review of the odyssey: Absolute cinema. I like that this was a film with clear adaptation choices and themes. That being said, it's a helluva action movie even without engaging with to the themes. The siren song sequence in particular was some of the best writing of Nolan's career. The score is phenomenal and all the performances are absolutely nailed.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I didn't realize jiu jitsu moves are allowed if you're the Argentina national team
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me when I'm on the beach: this rules what a great time. Me the second I'm off the beach:
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Anakin: I don't like sand
Alt: Anakin: I don't like sand
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you haven't watched "hunt for the wilderpeople" you should. It's a perfect movie, and (this may be blasphemous) is my favorite Sam neill performance
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Julianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Every time I here Trey Lyle's name I remember seeing him play at summer league and seeing him not even jump for rebounds or try and save balls going out of bounds. I've never turned on a jazz draft pick so fast
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm not sure two artists have ever been more in sync than David Byrne and Johnathan Demme were on "stop making sense" a literally perfect combo
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
tweets
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favorite soccer is "one score game with 10 minutes to go."
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've cursed my children with a deep desire to be early to everything. Which is great most of the time until their feelings get hurt with their friends are late to stuff
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
After years of my kids hating "hi [blank] I'm dad" jokes my 8 year old hit me with one and laughed for probably 15 straight minutes
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nathan Lane is really going method
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i think the joyce carol oates burn is going to be what really gets to him
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elite moment Saw a guy in a #6 jersey Yelled “IS THAT A TYSON CHANDLER JERSEY???” He looks at me, kinda bummed, said “no, it’s a Kristaps Porzingis jersey…” Then turns around and shows me the back and says “OF COURSE ITS A TYSON CHANDLER JERSEY” Then we hugged & jumped up & down with each other
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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The most KAT thing of all time — he was holding up the walkway off the court because he wanted to share the trophy with Knicks fans, so he stopped and leaned into the stands to let a bunch of them touch it. They reacted like it was the best moment of their lives.
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Going to hack-a-Mitch up 25 should get you executed
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nice try greeks. You're not sneaking into my tummy
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm not saying it's the greatest poem of the modern age. But I'm also not not saying that
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthony Head as Giles is a core character for me in what a man who influences young people should be doing. He's always been my favorite character on buffy. RIP
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sarah Michelle Gellar pays tribute to Anthony Head: "'Tell Giles I figured it out and I'm ok.' Well I don't have it figured out and I'm not ok. But I know I'm the lucky one because I knew you. Thank you to Daisy and Emily who not only shared their dad with me, but with the world."
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
A photo of Tony Head with a fan, standing in a barn near a horse. Tumblr post from dracofidus: If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and look loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Utger and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a massive hug. Waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I was back safe.
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"children and art" as sung by Bernadette Peters is one of the truly one of the great performances to have ever been on Broadway
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Niche-ish content. The Emily Wilson translation of "the odyssey" is remarkable
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have a Manila envelope full of thank you notes from students over the years. And when the days get too big and I feel overwhelmed I read them and I can push on.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
she was part of this performance two months ago music.washington.edu/events/2026-...
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UW Choirs and Seattle University Choirs: "Considering Matthew Shepard" | School of Music | University of Washington
The UW Chamber Singers and University Chorale collaborate with Seattle University Choirs (Leann Conley-Holcom, director) in performing Craig Hella Johnson's Considering Matthew Shepard, a staged orato...
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“For you, the day Bison graced your gala, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Reading @sheaserrano.bsky.social book expensive basketball again and I can't get over the fact that Shea kinda predicted the pope hating JD Vance
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have someone that I have worked with off and on for at least the last 10 years or so. And I have asked this person no less than 20 times to text me rather than call me so I can get to it in between stuff at school. And yet, they called me TWICE yesterday.
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Puked all over myself on the bus to region band. The bus driver had to take me to the nearest Walmart so I could replace my clothes
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Cassie just left on a trip for a week with the girls and the last thing she said to me was "don't watch Bo Burnham's inside this week" She knows me well
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This reminds me of high school English when someone didn't read the epilogue of crime and punishment and bombed their competency test because they didn't know how the book ended
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Something that's missing from the current education discourse around paper vs screens is that part of the reason we moved to screens in the first place is that physical textbooks are really expensive and go out of date. I would love to go back to more paper but we're underfunded as it is
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The new MUNA song and video are so good
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Jared, Excited Comic Guy @jrodbad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I giggled the whole time I read the article. This is sports satire done 100% correctly.
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.beats brought to you by Swatch Internet Time™️ @horsedivorce.club · 06/03/2026
We are a “*used* oven as storage until a fateful mistake” family
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Every time someone gets the hots for a hockey player I feel like they should be warned about how bad hockey equipment smells
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I will not take the bait when people deliberately misinterpret the movie whiplash. . . I will not take the bait when people deliberately misinterpret the movie whiplash. . . I will not take the bait when people deliberately misinterpret the movie whiplash. . . I will not take the bait when people de
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Trevor Walker @twalker201.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Kind of an inverse story but it fits. I was officiating pee-wee soccer (like 4 and 5 year olds) and a dad just started screaming at me for some call or another and I listened for a while and calmly said "sir, you're yelling at a 12-year old" he went silent and walked away
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