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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 1h

“you wouldn’t be friends with a guy like this, so how’d you respond is immaterial” I see and love and respect you, person I made up, and you are correct people who would be friends with a guy like this would be busy with their *own* hall of mirrors they had genAI build for them to jack off in

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve been playing games on Friday nights with the same people for like 20 years I love them like family, and if any one of them ever invited me to join them in an AI-generated GTA clone based on their hopes and dreams I’d still be laughing about it long after I’d banned them from the discord

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 1h

there is a lot of delusional nonsense in this guy’s pipe dream of using the power of plagiarism to carjack and explode his neighbors, but the most delusional bit is that his friends would join him in the Museum of *Meeeee* he asked AI to fart out for him instead of going to therapy

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 16h

the same people about to try to convince us televised public execution via firing squad is not only acceptable but actually good and cool and normal would breathlessly condemn the exact same practice performed by a country whose resources we were kicking around the idea of plundering

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 19h

nope sorry you don’t love it *enough* you have to be fully on board for film adaptation nobody wants much like how every *real* silent hill fan loves all the silent hill movies

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 19h

we can rebuild him we have the technology but we’re, like, all set thanks

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 21h

sweating, restlessness, and a physical tic known colloquially as “travolta arm”

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 22h

which is so weird to me because babies are *super* interesting tiny adorable humans experiencing and learning about everything around them all the time with joy and curiosity who love simply and wholeheartedly and can’t yet perceive my myriad flaws? sign me the fuck *up*

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 22h

THE “D” ON THIS PAGE STANDS FOR “DRACULA” HEY GUESS WHAT THE “D” STANDS FOR, HUH IT *STANDS* FOR *”DRACULA”*

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23h

someone alert torgo this is gonna change everything

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23h

why love your child when you can ask a robot to do it for you think of all the time you’d save training a voice model to do an impression of you reading llama llama red pajama compared to *just sitting the fuck down and fucking reading llama llama red pajama*

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23h

look they just hopped all over pop like a *pack of animals*

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23h

“parenting hits different when you work in AI” my dude near as I can tell parenting isn’t hitting you at all

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23h

well yeah, I’m sure this catastrophe will draw in evildoers like cartoon wolves smelling a pie on a windowsill

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you read to your kid because it’s good for them you read to your kid because it’s good for *you* when they make you read the same book over and over because they love it and they love you reading it to them you start doing it in different voices to entertain yourself might I suggest master shake

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

there is a place in the world for people who think like this and it is very much not steering the economic, cultural, political and environmental future of everybody else

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the original Twitter post this is about is impossibly depressing I feel sad for the baby who has a man like that for a father I feel sad for the wife who has a man like that for a husband I feel sad for all of us who live in a world where men like that wield such outsized influence

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I saw someone go “this is just a rehash of a 30 year-old Simpsons joke,” which is an interesting observation with a very obvious follow-up question that went unasked

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

which deity do I praise for it not ending up on the carpet and/or furniture because one of them most definitely pulled out a miracle

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

sometimes when a baby toddles up to you and says “poopies” it’s for no reason at all sometimes it’s because they have a diaper that needs changing and sometimes it’s because they have just had a total blowout, it’s running down their leg, and the course of the next hour has taken a dramatic turn

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

so this actually happened because there used to be an Amazon fresh near my house and I used to go there and just buy these eggs because I couldn’t get them anywhere else now Amazon thinks I am Egg Guy, and you know what, maybe I am (the rest of my page is about video games, which, like…yeah)

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if you look at the skateboard in James’ inventory enough times during your playthrough you get the sick air ending

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i stand by it being a reasonable presumption to have made but yeah there's a 24-hour one up the street, i eat dinner late a lot, and i am there...often even stuff i've had that i didn't really like and wouldn't get again is still better than it *should* be

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

please, mr. skeleton is my father, just call me cambridge

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you'd think they'd stop bringing full glasses of water onto the weekend update set this just seems really avoidable

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

rooting nazis out of every corner of the federal government and punishing them for their myriad crimes would pretty drastically reform ethics as a convenient side effect

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you ask to turn the page buckle up and face the rage or something idk I’ll workshop it

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have yet to see a reasonable argument for why this shouldn’t have been the play since day one “oh so you just want political theater?” YES PUT ON A FUCKING SHOW WE HAVE SPENT THE PAST TEN YEARS WATCHING BULLSHIT SPECTACLE YIELD PLANET-ALTERING RESULTS

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

one way of handling cowardly weasels like emanuel would be to make it plain that anyone pathetic enough to preemptively inform us they have zero intention to enact any genuine consequences for the fascists gleefully smashing up the nation has no hope of winning elected office ever again 🤷‍♂️

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ok well as someone just as likely as rahm emanuel to become president I call on democratic lawmakers to put forth articles of impeachment over and over and over again regardless of whether they win a majority in the house they can do the ethics reform stuff too if they want I guess, why not

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i'd tell you my favorite kids in the hall sketch but i can't on account of the silence (which is too loud) and the darkness (which is too bright)

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh ok well in that case life in prison with no possibility of parole please and thank you

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

every single piece of public-facing AI-generated anything sends the exact same message: “we couldn’t give a shit and you shouldn’t either”

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there are straight up fake vendors listed on this fucking thing did nobody look at it

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

how do I explain to my town that their cultural festival sounds very nice but their shitty ai-generated flyer makes me want to skip it out of pure spite

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

also go fuck yourselves youtube i'll slog through a *sea* of turning point sewage before i turn on personalized ads what's that you say? this AI-generated fake doctor wants to talk to me about my gut microbiome? bring it the fuck on

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i was already gonna do that but now they'll think it was because they told me to

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