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@turtlemeat.bsky.social
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turtle meat be hidin join my chatroom/game: turtleme.at no, i do not support fishing or cooking or burning or eating real turtles, that would be very bad

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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 27/09/2026
holy turtle meat, batman, @maxdeviant.com is just dominating the rest of the playing field… already up to 1,519 burnt turtles and 3.6m coins turtleme.at
hiscores with maxdeviant at number 1 with 1519 burnt turtles
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 26/09/2026
shoulda thought of that before you became peasants
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 26/09/2026
opus is really good at this, dialing in the avatar now
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 26/09/2026
ty to opus for making a bsky banner for the profile
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 26/09/2026
added little links to different bluesky clients so that u can tap on someone’s name and see their bluesky profile easily thx to @aturi.to big moves happpening on the hiscores board… turtleme.at
hiscores showing client links
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 26/09/2026
rejoice big screen enjoyers, just released a preliminary desktop layout that has chat always visible and larger reef sweep grids! turtleme.at
a grid of squares in a fishing interface, a chat window next to it
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 25/09/2026
we got 14 people on the turtleme.at leaderboard now
progress screen showing leaderboard with pedantic.horse at number 1, fishing now, with 22 burnt turtles
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 25/09/2026
some sneaky people found turtleme.at before it was officially released @samantha.wiki @hazardous.technology @hamnox.bsky.social @moll.dev @esquirrou.bsky.social @pedantic.horse @pds.dad
chat interface in turtlemeat

Welcome to turtle meat.
You open your inventory. It smells faintly of the sea.
Your progress is being kept and signed. Everything you do here counts.
m turtleme.at: hi chat Im turtleme.at: hihihi pds.dad: mic check 12 3
•pedantic.horse: turtle me at hamnox.bsky.social: Hello
pds. dad: crazy seeing pmod and jmods irl moll. dev: need gf samantha.wiki:
Hello friends :)
samantha.wiki: Ohhe Ya
hazardous.technology: wtf this is cool turtleme. at: oh hello everyone
Im turtleme at: still a work in progress, feel free to poke around and share any feedback
m turtleme at: will prob share this publicly soon
W esquirrou.bsky.social: Hello
Wesquirroubsky. social: Cook all seems a little bugged.
Sometimes it works, but I think sometimes it tries to start cooking the next turtle before the last one is done. w turtleme.at: whoooops, on it
m turtleme. at: help for commands
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 12/09/2026
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 12/09/2026
turtle meat cinematic universe
raw cooked burnt
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 11/09/2026
this is not my screenshot, this is a listifications user who shared themself getting blocked and revealed to the world that they actually *reply* to the listifications bot
Listifications @listifications.app
@hailey.at has blocked you
LFG
Today at 7:31 AM
@olaugh.bsky.social has blocked you
Today at 9:08 AM
Who
@karmacc.neocities.org has blocked you
*yawns*
Today at 10:03 PM
@aswvuwvi.bsky.social has blocked you
Did Hailey send them here?
Today at 11:39 PM
@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz has
blocked you
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 11/09/2026
you wouldn’t download a fly’s brain
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 11/09/2026
it makes no damn sense

compels me though
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turtle meat @turtleme.at · 10/09/2026
fun fact: turtle meat can be very elusive
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