ern @pedantic.horse · 29/09/2026step 1: be cute with your brother while you are offered the donkey scratchinator 3000 step 2: express interest in donkey scratchinator 3000 step 3: tell your brother to fuck right off so you can be scratched with the donkey scratchinator 3000 and not him 071
ern @pedantic.horse · 24/09/2026this is puma the cat and he meant to tell you that he’s bisexual yesterday 081
Reposted by erndame @dame.is · 24/09/2026ever since i created @atpota.to over a year ago, i wanted to create a helpful little bot that could answer peoples' questions about atproto and the atmosphere... and now it's finally live! go ask @poe.atpota.to a question! the little guy is super helpful and knows a lot for a digital potato! :) 2427
ern @pedantic.horse · 24/09/2026@poe.atpota.to do you see any records for turtleme.at in my repoturtleme.atturtleme.atFish sea turtles, cook them, burn most of them, and talk about it. A game and a public chat room, kept in your own atproto repository. 280
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/09/2026Franklin is a huge proponent of native plants, so he does his part to disperse swamp agrimony seeds by carrying like a hundred burrs in his head hair. 081
ern @pedantic.horse · 18/09/2026you should try flossing while lying down in bed, it’s very luxurious 031
Reposted by erndame @dame.is · 11/09/2026there’s too much discourse on bluesky these days, so here’s a 1 minute video of the sweet little possum we’re rehabbing 513113
ern @pedantic.horse · 08/09/2026if you want to see more turtles in your yard, you should get a wirehaired dachshund 050
Reposted by ernmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026ME, SADLY, WHEN MY BELOVED RACING THOROUGHBRED NAMED FOR MY FAVORITE FOOTWEAR HAS BEEN INJURED: yeah. it’s a slay Boots the Horse down 518110
ern @pedantic.horse · 23/08/2026fun fact: this donkey will also eat banana peels. jasper is a top tier vermin composter. he trotted after me urgently for more watermelon (mostly) rind. 0121
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/08/2026this horse saw a saddle fitter this week and determined that only his bestie’s saddle fits him. 020
ern @pedantic.horse · 12/08/2026here’s an unsolicited, lukewarm, super niche take: i think the people in charge of deciding which ponies get to stay in the VA herd on assateague island have an anti plain colored horse bias. so many spots. they havent kept a plain bay since like 2018. where is the love for horses in plain wrappers? 140
ern @pedantic.horse · 09/08/2026kisses the miniature horse got a new fly sheet and the other horses are jealous or they think she’s an entirely new horse. not sure. 120
Reposted by ernFlushes @flushes.app · 04/08/2026Welcome to Flushes 2.0 The Internet's Bathroom. All-gender, always. 🏳️⚧️ Built on @atproto.com, Flushes is a silly app for sharing when you're flushing. You know what's not silly? Bathroom bills. They target & harm trans people. Try Flushes & join our fundraiser for @trevorproject.bsky.social:flushes.appFlushesThe Internet's Bathroom. Post your flushes, see who else is in there, and keep every record in your own AT Protocol repo. 624582
ern @pedantic.horse · 29/07/2026I saw a lot of horse babies annoying their moms today. This one (hip no. 82) will get to stay on assateague island with the herd. There are 7 foals that were selected as “buybacks” this year, which is where they are auctioned for naming rights and to raise money and then remain a part of the herd. 020
ern @pedantic.horse · 28/07/2026oh my god, they taxidermized america’s sweetheart (misty of chincoteague, world renowned pony, 1946-1972) 060
ern @pedantic.horse · 26/07/2026I am going to chincoteague, va for the annual round up of the resident wild pony herd (I swear I have non-horse hobbies) with my mom and she called it “the sturgis of ponies”. Like, the motorcycle rally… and I’m not sure that’s apt but I’ll be sure to report. 050
ern @pedantic.horse · 25/07/2026excuse me, everyone: please look at my plow pony. his name is moose, he’s ex-amish, he’s Rather Yellow, and he’ll mug you for treats. as a bonus, he has an ample caboose. 0111
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/07/2026the one with the cactus fly mask is ivy and she thinks boys are dumb 031
ern @pedantic.horse · 21/07/2026this is a fox, not an equid, but it was hanging out along my driveway. I also saw a deer run by behind said fox and a bat swooped in front of my car. 010
ern @pedantic.horse · 17/07/2026fun fact: horses can have a little peanut butter if they’re bad and won’t take their meds. 1131
ern @pedantic.horse · 09/07/2026@dame.is’s alt text generator says that mater here has a “stocky build” 010