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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
sleepy...they should invent a form of caffeine that actually works
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
my stomach started grumbling in the quiet study area so i had to expel myself....wtf...actually the ergonomics at the library are not for me and i would do way better staying at home but i can't be at home.....this kinda sucks...
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
grrrrr grrrrrr library larpers go back where you came from grrrrr 💢💢💢💢💢 STOP TAKING MY SEATTTTT
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
it's cringe to have passive thoughts at this stage in my life with so many responsibilities and things to get done within a set time frame.......unfortunately have to bootstrap myself out of this...
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
learned that red lentils turn yellow when cooked
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
did not expect tbhk fandom to be so misogynistic towards aoi but lol.....whatever it's just me and my favorite characters against the world
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
aarrrggghgg THEY TOOK MY TABLEEE
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the hockey show is inventing new discourse the likes of which i've never seen before and it's creating ripple effects across all fandoms omg.....
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
help i somehow accidentally requested the exact same book like 5 times thru interlibrary loan????
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i don't want to translate anymore
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i feel like i haven't backslid so much in a while
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
random craving for pasta salad
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Eddie R Correa @thelillz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Want to remind people that companies are going to show the "sale prices" as giant cuts in the rush. RAM and other tech are still going to be priced way higher than they should be for weeks/ months. Don't let the 50% off tags fool you into impuse purchases when the prices "should" continue to drop.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
promo code PREGNANT
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The Hopeless Romantics COMMS OPEN 4/4 -READ ROMANCE REF- @hopelessromantics.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER
An image that shows many different stretches to help relieve carpal tunnel syndrome symptoms
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The illegal war in Iran is causing devastating supply chain issues. The UK is just “weeks away” from medication shortages. Any disruption to medication and healthcare supplies will disproportionately harm and endanger disabled lives:
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UK ‘weeks away’ from medicine shortages if Iran war continues, experts say
Concern that supply chain disruption could hit health essentials – and prices – from painkillers to cancer treatment
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
my coworkers and i were discussing how yao ming fell off.....where is he
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Despoina [Commissions Open] @desdarkdesigns.neocities.org · 28/03/2026
Third spaces - Mostly gone Finding work - fucking impossible for tons of industries Hobbies - Well look at these prices Society is slowly making it impossible for people to exist on it, no joy, not progress, just the suicidal march of a system led by apocalyptic evil men and cowards.
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Taffy (frightful)🍬🐇🎃 @taffywabbit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ok yeah i lined them up and attempted to recreate the edit, they're DEFINITELY the same stock bunny pic. the only parts that don't line up are its posture (as previously mentioned) and its nose, which was slightly raised in Badge Arcade (easier to see up close) i only spend time on important stuff.
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
fuck you norton reader WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SET THE FONT SO SMALL!!!!!!!!! some of us are NEAR-SIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!
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cctakato 🏳️‍⚧️ @cctakato.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mamdani's New York
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
my dad was blasting adele yesterday. is he going through a divorce
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ipad baby president
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箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A new J-horror film I'm looking forward to is 『沢田美由紀のガマランドにお邪魔します』 . Other than this trailer, not much other information has been released. But it looks like a found-footage horror movie set in 1993. A couple visits a certain theme park in Japan and scary things happen. youtu.be/DnJ7cZXbfCU?...
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謎の遊園地「ガマランド」とは... 不気味な予告編が解禁... 映画『沢田美由紀のガマランドにお邪魔します』本予告
YouTube video by シネマトゥデイ
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Mizuki was on to some shit man he lived 93 years started comics at 35 with one arm after being bombed in the pacific, what a god
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
trying to live a more fiberful life with mixed/multigrain rice
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
:-( everyone get more into translated literature nowwwwwwww
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
placed holds on a bunch of nagato kabi's manga so any one of the female librarians knows i'm available
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Magi || Animator @magi502.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I had a vision while listening to Sasuke Haraguchi #animation #teto
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
bragging because they love me at the library
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
sleepy in the parking lot..
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#art #svsss #bingqiu
Shen Qingqiu holds Luo Binghe's face and asks him why he's crying againShen Qingqiu pats Luo Binghe on the head and kisses him on the cheek while saying "there there don't cry", Binghe is bursting with love
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#art #svsss #bingqiu
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i don’t like this painting in my hotel
a framed painting of a shadowy figure standing in a doorway. they’ve got a big ass head and arm but a small boxy body
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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My love for you is ninety-eight percent pure, but the two percent that remains has fried the circuits in my brain.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Me: you should live for yourself Me: yea Me: but I also like when a character finds a will to live through their love for someone Me: who doesn’t
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
me trying to get my cousin to read COOL english books like japanese mysteries but he got too into them and read all the chinese translation so now he's reading this stupid book.......
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
found a new freckle on my hand and got worried but it turns out that was a spot of melted chocolate.......
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
locked out of the house bc our power's out o(-(
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clover (creature) ♧ 🔞 @clover-nsfw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
if contacting politicians to voice your displeasure has been too intimidating or otherwise difficult for you, you might find this to be a more achievable way to speak up you can just type your comment in the box, long or short, and submit it anonymously
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
due to a lack of research and oversight on my part this entire time i thought i was on an antidepressant but it's a mood stabilizer
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まるゐ_関コミC62 @00maruwi00.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
red
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
has anyone actually laughed until they cried? the only time i rlly did both was when i fell really hard during a three-legged race in elementary school and it lowkey freaked my teacher out
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ゆり @yu-lillie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
ns
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👨🏻‍🍳 chef bao 🍎🍞🥯🧀🍝🧅🥬🧄🍳🍅🫘🦐🌽 @turtlebreads.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i feel rlly sleepy and worn out today. and crazy bc of the sun.
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
calling honeybees "livestock" will never stop amusing me because in 95% of scenarios (like unless they're totally indoors somehow?) they have the ability to quit. if you suck at keeping bees, they will eat all the honey, take their mom, and leave. we are just the property managers
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