Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 09/05/2026This 20mg doing the lords work before this flight. 000
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 08/05/2026Already put metal netting around my kids race car bed to protect him from Woke5G. 150
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Here's 73-year-old Senator Susan Collins vibrating like an electric toothbrush in her re-election campaign announcement 10387899
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 01/05/2026I started doing Yoga in February and holy shit, cursing the rock I have been living under. I can not get enough. Hot yoga drips into my mentals. 010
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Israel must release Zeteo contributor Alex Colston and the rest of the flotilla activists and crew. This is piracy:zeteo.com'Piracy': Israel Kidnaps Nearly 200 Peace Activists Aboard Flotilla 600 Miles Away From GazaZeteo contributor Alex Colston is among those Israel abducted, as activists accuse Greece, a NATO member, of complicity after Israeli forces intercepted 22 boats in international waters near Crete. 5430731106
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 30/04/2026As a middle school kid, watching him play basketball in high school really cemented my choice of playing soccer. 110
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 30/04/2026This employer typically responds within 1 day - except for you. Ghosting for you. 000
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026Just the smell when you were washing your hair. Even campfire smoke doesn't compare. 110
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026media.tenor.coma pixel art of a dog running through a field of grassAlt: Nintendo game Duck Hunt, dog laughing at you when you can't hit duck! 010
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyReuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 29/04/2026The Trump administration rejected all four women farmers chosen by their peers to represent them in an industry group called the United Soybean Board earlier this year, a rare intervention by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that three of the women suspected was because of their gender.reut.rsTrump administration rejects women picked for soybean board, appoints men insteadThe Trump administration rejected all four women farmers chosen by their peers to represent them in an industry group called the United Soybean Board earlier this year, a rare intervention by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that three of the women suspected was because of their gender. 8219821002
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026None of their "photo-real" avatars even look like them. 010
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026this is worth watching in full just to understand who is in charge of the DNC right now. just an archetypal evasive, lying politician with zero respect for his audience. 921740298
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 28/04/2026We need more education on why to STFU during questioning. 110
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 27/04/2026I finally exhaled when I read that they had a backup from 3 months ago. 020
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/04/2026This is Ellbie. She somehow snuck out her apartment's 13th-floor balcony and walked the ledge to the other side of the building. After two days of searching, a neighbor found her with his drone. She has withdrawn her application to be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Dog. 13/10 1045120679
Reposted by Stunnedmonkeycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2026running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom 124108481563
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyAlmaOtter @almaotterotr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The Little 500 is the best college intramural event in the goddamn country. Let's explain what it is, how it works, and why you should watch the races tomorrow and Saturday! In 49 other states, it's just bike racing. But this is Indiana. #IU #Hoosiers www.offtacklerepublic.com/little-500-h...offtacklerepublic.comLittle 500 History, Strategy, Tactics, and Picking Gravel out of Road RashLet's Play Bikes! 2154
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom 222259389
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026Priceless post from the official White House social media 229100462730
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 22/04/2026Look at these games: 1) Submit an email to xxx 2) In blue font, write 2-3 sentences telling us your name, who you are, where you live, and what you like to do for fun. 3) In red font, write a few sentences on why you are interested in digital marketing. Pay: $50,000.00 - $60,000.00 per year 000
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyPost Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry. 9105324770
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyBrad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion. 6639511075
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 15/04/2026Went for a walk today. I'm walkmogging and stepmaxxing over all of you. 000
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 15/04/2026I approve of their blasting of music during golf. That's the way it should be played. 000
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026“We can drive impressions on anything at this point,” - Man, I can lie my ass off too! 010
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026I really thought my design portfolio would get views before I got rejections. Tell me I'm shit first. 000
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyOrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time! 5951612107
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026You must perform both workout montages in Rocky IV 000
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026Oh, you wrote a book about everything getting worse while everything got worse? Yay. 000
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.thewesternedge.media‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon FacilityA worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away. 998108936246
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 13/04/2026Legit mad that his exhale might make its way near me 010
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyJasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭 351241854323
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/04/2026CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on 10564227
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/04/2026Fartknocker8121K, Midway Ground, dat ass to Runway 10C-28C. 110
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/04/2026Me explaining how I played pickup with Rik Smits after he retired and all he would do is pass. 120
Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 09/04/2026Pssst - hey. I never been on the island either but I laughed at that Epstein Eye World photo that was probably a Photoshop Friday submission. 000
Reposted by StunnedmonkeyThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Not a single member of the Sackler family have been charged with a crime let alone gone to jail 626744