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Stunnedmonkey

@turnstilesports.com
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Working to shed self-imposed limitations, but I can't get through to this guy at times. Digital design. Follow most IU accounts because of shared pain. turnstilesports.com - not a blog #horrorsky #neverdaunted #iufb #chirpchirp dad #sportsball

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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/05/2026
So tired of everything working like this.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 09/05/2026
This 20mg doing the lords work before this flight.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 08/05/2026
Already put metal netting around my kids race car bed to protect him from Woke5G.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here's 73-year-old Senator Susan Collins vibrating like an electric toothbrush in her re-election campaign announcement
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 01/05/2026
I started doing Yoga in February and holy shit, cursing the rock I have been living under. I can not get enough. Hot yoga drips into my mentals.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Israel must release Zeteo contributor Alex Colston and the rest of the flotilla activists and crew. This is piracy:
zeteo.com
'Piracy': Israel Kidnaps Nearly 200 Peace Activists Aboard Flotilla 600 Miles Away From Gaza
Zeteo contributor Alex Colston is among those Israel abducted, as activists accuse Greece, a NATO member, of complicity after Israeli forces intercepted 22 boats in international waters near Crete.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 30/04/2026
As a middle school kid, watching him play basketball in high school really cemented my choice of playing soccer.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 30/04/2026
This employer typically responds within 1 day - except for you. Ghosting for you.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026
L I ∀ Ⅎ
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026
Just the smell when you were washing your hair. Even campfire smoke doesn't compare.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a pixel art of a dog running through a field of grass
Alt: Nintendo game Duck Hunt, dog laughing at you when you can't hit duck!
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 29/04/2026
The Trump administration rejected all four women farmers chosen by their peers to represent them in an industry group called the United Soybean Board earlier this year, a rare intervention by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that three of the women suspected was because of their gender.
reut.rs
Trump administration rejects women picked for soybean board, appoints men instead
The Trump administration rejected all four women farmers chosen by their peers to represent them in an industry group called the United Soybean Board earlier this year, a rare intervention by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that three of the women suspected was because of their gender.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 29/04/2026
None of their "photo-real" avatars even look like them.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
this is worth watching in full just to understand who is in charge of the DNC right now. just an archetypal evasive, lying politician with zero respect for his audience.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 28/04/2026
We need more education on why to STFU during questioning.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 27/04/2026
Ctrl-P
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 27/04/2026
I finally exhaled when I read that they had a backup from 3 months ago.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/04/2026
This is Ellbie. She somehow snuck out her apartment's 13th-floor balcony and walked the ledge to the other side of the building. After two days of searching, a neighbor found her with his drone. She has withdrawn her application to be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Dog. 13/10
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom
Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
X.com
I'm currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
12:11 PM • 4/26/26 • 32K Views
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 25/04/2026
I hate the Colts draft, again.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 24/04/2026
SUPER COOPER!
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 24/04/2026
I’m not sure NFL people watch college football.
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AlmaOtter @almaotterotr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Little 500 is the best college intramural event in the goddamn country. Let's explain what it is, how it works, and why you should watch the races tomorrow and Saturday! In 49 other states, it's just bike racing. But this is Indiana. #IU #Hoosiers www.offtacklerepublic.com/little-500-h...
offtacklerepublic.com
Little 500 History, Strategy, Tactics, and Picking Gravel out of Road Rash
Let's Play Bikes!
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 22/04/2026
"I can lend a finger"
Uncle "Travelling" Matt from Jim Hensons Fraggle Rock, ready to pick and flick
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026
Priceless post from the official White House social media
Margo Martin
@MargoMartin47
X.com
Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 22/04/2026
Look at these games: 1) Submit an email to xxx 2) In blue font, write 2-3 sentences telling us your name, who you are, where you live, and what you like to do for fun. 3) In red font, write a few sentences on why you are interested in digital marketing. Pay: $50,000.00 - $60,000.00 per year
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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
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Brad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 15/04/2026
Went for a walk today. I'm walkmogging and stepmaxxing over all of you.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 15/04/2026
I approve of their blasting of music during golf. That's the way it should be played.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026
“We can drive impressions on anything at this point,” - Man, I can lie my ass off too!
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026
I really thought my design portfolio would get views before I got rejections. Tell me I'm shit first.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026
You must perform both workout montages in Rocky IV
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 14/04/2026
Oh, you wrote a book about everything getting worse while everything got worse? Yay.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.
thewesternedge.media
‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility
A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 13/04/2026
Yeah - I would burn it
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 13/04/2026
Legit mad that his exhale might make its way near me
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 13/04/2026
Did you know before it all came out?
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 11/04/2026
“I knew all along!” Isn’t a flex.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/04/2026
CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/04/2026
Fartknocker8121K, Midway Ground, dat ass to Runway 10C-28C.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/04/2026
This breaks my brain. 90's?
I love the 90's concert tour with Vanilla Ice, Sugarhill gang, 2 live crew, Color Me Badd.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 10/04/2026
Me explaining how I played pickup with Rik Smits after he retired and all he would do is pass.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 09/04/2026
Pssst - hey. I never been on the island either but I laughed at that Epstein Eye World photo that was probably a Photoshop Friday submission.
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Stunnedmonkey @turnstilesports.com · 09/04/2026
Well this is craziness
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not a single member of the Sackler family have been charged with a crime let alone gone to jail
A drug dealer ​dubbed the "Ketamine Queen" was sentenced on Wednesday to 15 years in prison in connection with "Friends" star Matthew Perry's 2023 death, including her role in supplying the dose of the powerful anesthetic that killed the actor. Jasveen Sangha, who admitted to running a "stash house" for illegal narcotics out of her home in the North Hollywood district of Los Angeles, pleaded guilty in September to five felony drug counts stemming from Perry's death at ​age 54.
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