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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen, this haunted house idea is actually the first decent marketing strategy I’ve seen for for a space hotel
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Tim @tim-pose-upon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Patio #mcm #monochromemonday #gay #gayuk
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people are all demanding that “rogue” be spelled “rouge”
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New display name, thanks Vietnamese-to-English-auto translate!
The Great Stupid Territory of the Lake (Pink) in Southeast Asia
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the wicked ones
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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scarious scaries @variouscherries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you gotta take the stuff with the other stuff
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me: lugs 2-litre bottle of pocari sweat to the checkout cashier, loudly for all to hear: "if you like it that much, we also sell it in a powder!" my brain: what is the charge? enjoying a sports drink? an ion-supplying japanese sports drink?
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Caring Uncle Minpict @cabinfever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We should have different fonts for normative and descriptive statements.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
10-year-old me (or whatever age it was, i‘m too old to keep track) playing OG sonic on my neighbor’s sega console would be stunned to know this franchise is big in 2026
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look forward to riding these someday but the track in BC still needs a major overhaul lol. And a new Fraser River bridge.
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Alex Witkowski @alexincommunity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whenever there's another internet meltdown over someone's AI superintelligence claim my first stop is to @timnitgebru.blacksky.app , @irisvanrooij.bsky.social , @olivia.science. People cry "We must listen to the experts," so I listen to the experts.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it's a bit ironic that fear and loathing of public grocery stores is living rent-free in their heads now
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seriously, who came up with these questions, though?
QUESTION 29 OF 60
I ______ her lifeless body from the pool 

dragged
drug
I use both interchangeably
other
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In 1966 Motown songwriter Frank Wilson recorded a love song called "Ain't Gonna Tell You." You guys, I'm kind of obsessed with this song because every. single. place. in the lyrics where you'd expect a gendered pronoun, you get a they/them instead. In 1966! So good.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is good. People complained about the "dirty" dining structures in parking spots. But when they were removed, the spots got filled by trucks spewing diesel exhaust. I don't expect the whiners to change their minds, but whether they like it or not, their lungs are about to get healthier
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Cazzle Dazzle @compiler42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
barry, the second act just simply isn’t dreadful enough
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
a person transforming into a tiger
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it‘s very silent generation, people brought up to be super cautious and shaking off their fetters in adulthood
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the thing i most treasure about our cat was she would absolutely unquestionably put up with all my shit. a human being could never
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
on top of all that, our dear cat passed away around noon today, after a long illness.
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Night all
Dolly Parton with military aircraft…
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was a champion of women’s rights, a passionate advocate for literacy and education, and a beloved musical icon. Her impact will live on for generations, and she’ll be deeply missed. My heart is with her family, friends, and fans.
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Dolly Parton, music star, actor and beloved figure who spanned generations, dies at 80
Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Caught Starcleaner Reunion (not pictured) at Bryant Park last night
Urban park scene at night. Evening sky with clouds hovering over buildings, sycamore trees, and in the near ground, concertgoers sprawled across on a lawn.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
16 months ago, i shattered my right tibia 15 months ago, i was discharged from hospital 13 months ago, i was walking with crutches 10 months ago, ppl were noticing my limp 1 month ago, it still hurt to walk now i feel ... almost back? so i changed my username. not broken anymore!
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what is the charge? having a relation? a succulent carnal relation?
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“al por mayor” “al por mayor” “al por mayor” ok, who’s al and what’s he running for mayor of???
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One you might find surprising. Regardless of public facing nudity, privately the emperor is always fully clothed. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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rex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Have some sympathy. It must be really hard having a micropenis. 😮‍💨
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
who up at misogyny is[land] dredging they past woman‘s
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the first time somebody called me an asshole when i was living in new jersey, i was like, i’ve made it, they accept me
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cantonese is such a beautiful language, i think if i could speak it properly i would be fixed
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PLOT TWIST: we never actually get mad at the thing we made up to get mad at
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
trying this again with the original track ... #paulatsui #徐小鳳 #hkpop #nostalgia #beforethetearsflow i hate having to subscribe to spotify, but the more boutique-y streaming services i've seen don't have chinese pop in their catalogues
open.spotify.com
流下眼淚前
Paula Tsui · 依然 · Song · 1987
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Bluesky's Only Rugby Fan @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"bluesky isn't horny" is the most heterosexual statement ever posted on this website
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
panic! at the fortune cookie factory
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
jeez … trying to salvage and repurpose stuff from a big, messy, old draft and surely this is just about the hardest, most daunting task in writing
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
well that’s just true
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
somehow just now realizing abdul el-sayed is confirming my bias about the hotness of michigan men
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Opening the shades can definitely wake up sleeping children, so there's a tradeoff, but i think there needs to be some way to get natural light on a long flight
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gen-X folks can and do enjoy breeding dudes and they’re still Gen-X because breeding dudes is inherently cromulent
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
where do we want him? fucking in heaven
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tante @tante.cc · 23/07/2026
In general nothing should aim to be "for the whole world". That always comes either with a colonial mindset or with blind spots as big as the milky way. Focus on serving a defined group of people. An actual community with shared values. And /maybe/ connect to other communities. If you want.
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
mice today, scrollwheels in 5 years, touchpads in 10
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spiciest panel topic at the Chinese-to-English translators’ conference
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the rain does not seem to be clearing the smoke much at all
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matcha man (pink) 🏳️‍🌈 @turningchinese.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dreamed I was probably* elected Student Body Secretary under the pseudonym 新生 *probably because i was the only candidate, but i could not access the election results to confirm my victory
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